Subway Crisis Meeting re. Jared Fogle

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CrackerMilk : I absolutely loved this video but there are a few issues I had with it. Mainly, my issue was that at about the 2:30 minute mark, I couldn't help but begin to think about the spokesperson of Subway being a known paedophile.

Erick Wright : Glad to see you guys are keeping up with very current events

Star Foxxy : Boys you worked magic with domino's but i dont think this is the one that is gonna get you that sweet, sweet subway sponsorship

Saban Tander : I want to make a house in Mark's beard and move the wife and kids in

DarkysLPs : This is so close to an actual PR meeting that it's scary

Hugo Bidwill : tell me if this makes you think paedophile - _m e a t b a l l p a r m i g i a n a_

luckyjinxer : This video touched me. When I was a kid.

Pickles : I thought it said ft. Jared and I was scared

NotFang14 : That cookie should've been an Anzac Biscuit. You know, to commemorate all our boys who fought in Gallipoli. (Also, your guys' acting gets better every video. I love it.)

Just a Snake : ah yes the cookie, the ultimate distraction which one though, will it be; Naughty choccy ripple scotchy finger that's good for sharing or maybe the anzac bikky to commemorate all our bois in gallipol

A M : 1 vote for meatball parmigiana

Bella Froebel : Just me or is a cookie kind the most child luring of the foods ...

Mitchell Hanna : Did Broden say “molesterer”? What is this, Hunt For The Wilderpeople?

Dylan Thompson : I'm a huge fan of the spinach pedo melt. Order that and you'll completely forget Subway hired a pestophile.

Alejandro Moreno : Honestly, the first time I ate a White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie from Subway I forgot that they had a pedophile as their spokesperson. I would say the plan worked.

MrFunxy : Can't believe Zac got through that sandwich puppet bit at all hahahaha

RileysFilms : Boys all you need to do is rename your ham Chris Hamsen.

Emily Eggert : I’m eating this new double choco chunk cookie and for some reason, I could still see the sandwich telling me Subway paid 10 million dollars to a pedophile. Have you considered adding chips to the menu? A good chip can make me forget anything.

DJgaming : Lads, boys. Ripper video if i do say so me self love a good sanger to forget me traumatic memories.

CJ Welsh : This is the best skit since the wish crisp

Regan DuPen : That's great! Cookies always remind me of what it was like when I to, was a child. Precious childhood memories of the simplicity of cookies :) wait no

christosmadrid : I need a full out take behind the scenes video

I really didn't want to make an account : I'm sorry, boys, but the white chocolate chip cookie immediately reminded me that they had paid a sex offender money. It's best to go for the double chocolate chip for this one, boys.

Lurkitten : Oof the meatballs falling out if the sandwich omfg

Dr. Drej : I love how on a second viewing, after seeing the blooper reel, you can hear Zach struggling to control his laughter.

Elephants Are Cool : I never go to Subway but when I heard that Jarrod is a paedophile I had this sudden urge to buy an overpriced sandwich. Those guys at Subway are marketing geniuses.

TeaDrinker3000 : Shoutout to the production crew on this, the lighting is perfect

Zac Tortellini : Unfortunately, I hadn't thought about Jared Fogle for a long time until I watched this video. Now any time I hear "quatro fromaggio" I immediately think "pedophile".

RadioMan : I live in the US, and just happened to be up at 2am to watch this as it came out.

Scott B : Subway: Let's make flatbread breakfast a thing! Oh, darn, that didn't work. Let's make Jered Fogle our non-childloving spokesperson. Oh, darn.

scott thompson : Oh boys, this is beautiful comedy

youhuardme youhuardme : This, is so goddamn brilliant.

Micah Philson : Topical. Only 3 years after the conviction, it's like I'm there in the boardroom.

Trenchy jj : nice one boys

Valentine Bester : I find heroine makes me forget the pedophilic transgressions of those whom I don't like to think about.

stupidusername46 : Damn, up-to-the-minute social commentary as always, guys.

madarichards : The cookies on the plate the whole time.... love it....

ThatTall WhiteGuy : Wait wtf? Frequent uploads? Is this Heaven??

Toby Wood : Ah, hello. Can I get UHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHH *F O O T* long Chicken PiZziola, cheese and toasted, and extra JALAPEÑOS and KETCHUP onnnnnnn Italian herbs and cheese bread ahhaha ahhhha ahhh thanks.

Will Briant : Lmao good vid I watched the whole thing

Luke Flavel : He was paid $10 million to molest kids?!?!?! Where do I sign up?

Tom Bagiotas : 1 dislike from Jared

dankwrasslin : he's a pederast

Jak of Hearts : Toast sandwich Bread Toast Toast Bread

Nicholas Molloy : 27 paedophiles disliked this video.

Josh Block : I just saw an actual Subway commercial, and I just want to report back that they decided to go with the meatball sub. And I have to say, I was barely even thinking about how Jared Fogle was convicted of possession of child pornography. Well done boys!

Larry Stevens : I'm a dead ringer for Fogle. Up until November, 2015 I had a fairly steady part time gig entertaining at kids' birthday parties. For a reasonable fee, I'd provide the entertainment (balloon animals) and the food (a Subway platter). Needless to say, my tax returns for the past couple of years have shown a fairly significant reduction in income. My last gig was just after Thanksgiving in 2015. The people who had booked me had paid a deposit in advance, so they went ahead and had me come out with my balloons and five foot cold cut. I ended up getting mauled by their German Shepherd who had been watching CNN a week or so earlier. Woe is me.

Jimmy Jazz : Jesus christ i thought it said "ft. Jared fogle" before i clicked on the video

mrdinger : The sponsorship is in the bag lads

vincent adams : Where's the fkn bacon huh?