Retarded Policeman #1: Hi

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Jayden Winter : This brings back great memories of days when youtube was just for uploading hilarious videos... and cat videos

kudjo24 : ah the good old days of youtube. SJWs of today can't handle.


Joe m : ah 2007 was a simpler time

bloodlucky : i always thought the intro said "he is a cop and hes learning to care" i just realized its "learning impaired" and now i am laughing a shitload

Sarah Eades : I remember i used to watch this as a kid

CDubbs99 : before PC was out of hand it was okay to make stuff like this and laugh at it. I miss the old youtube.

BamItzJam : I got to this from searching "hi"

neocanuck : "I had a puppy named Adolf. He had kittens!" I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

Growlo : God I remember watching this when I was 7... the memories...

Willhasnofriends : Imagine how triggered people would be if they made this in 2016

Silent Gaming : First watched this when I was 7 now I'm 16 wow nostalgia

Trace Riddle : Back when everyone wasn't so sensitive

G Ks : That's the smartest cop I've seen

Iambic Pentameter : Many people nowadays would be offended by this... ...that makes this twice as funny.

Ryan Demboski : sigh i miss the early 2000s

Kim DeBoer : I was 8 when this came out and now I'm almost 17 oh my god

Vicol Andrei : The policeman looks like it has down syndrome. Man, shit's going down!

Aryanna De Maria : i had a puppy and it had kittens

Russian Bastard : he looks like mentally disabled person

mallarysangel : When this first aired I was a drug interdiction officer seeking primarily meth and coke out of Mexico through Texas. I hated writing tickets and was reprimanded often for not doing so. Sometimes traffic was too light for drug mules, so I stopped people for equipment violations just to let them know about it so they wouldn't get a ticket from another officer. I started asking them "can I go now" at the end of the stop because of this video. It made so many people laugh. Other times I would ask for a good cop joke. I would tell people that were being friendly if they could tell a good one and make me laugh that I'd let them go. They knew I was going to anyway. My favorite was a girl that asked the difference between a cop car and and elephant? On the cop car the trunk is on the back and the asshole is in the front. I really enjoyed meeting good people.

smokeysfc : ah the best days of youtube when content was funny and people got paid even if it was adult content instead of this lets cotton wrap everyone world we live in today

TopHatCobra : Not PC Bro! This is so insensitive to the world!! This is what's wrong with America! So un PC Bro!!! UN PC to the MAX bro!!!!

David S : perfect example of how police abuse their authority smh... they're lucky they weren't black

TheOriginalUtube : This is a part of my child hood, back when YouTube was actually good. Now it's full of shitty famous ass people doing mainstream things. There a new good you tubers, but it will never be the same. A user since '05 and a member since '08. Great memories.

FragFag : who here typed hi

Ben Lash : seems...rather offensive, really... yeah this is wrong

Joshua Brint : Wait a second, this is from 2007?? This was made two years after I was born😂

bob saget : They could have made these so much funnier considering he's actually a re-re but they decided to keep it PG and make it so it's almost impossible to laugh at because of how un-funny it is.

VC 23 : 2018 anyone?

XxKilltacular02 : Wow, this takes me back xD

Hey Zeus : Cops are hot.

J W : God the nostalgia

Photosynthesis : I’ve been looking for this everywhere.

Kiri Style : I feel sad after watching that...I dont know what to think.... Its sweet funny cute and offensive at the same time

TALKING DC Comics : When YouTube was young and not shit so many memories


Jerry Hanrahan : If this was uploaded today it would be attacked by SJWs

gumlosthisclout - : WHOS WATCHING IN 2017

Zak Bagans : bless his heart

Fenton Simon : Lol I got hear from typing hi

Damnit Chewy : How did i not know about this way before?

Dylan Ray Stone : I watched this with a straight face the whole time.. Does that mean I have a case of being an adult??? 😫😭 I used to bust up at this as a kid!

Kack Jelly : Oh man I remember this!

Matthew Campbell : hes acting

Jack Belz : October 2017??

Private Account : He seems smarter than all cops in 2017. In 2017 cops are useless.

Michael Dude : ahhh classic. I miss this kind of humor sooo much...


Tiger Is so cute : I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂