We Made a Vodka Expert Blind Taste Test Bottom-Shelf Vodka

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Pandaser THE Panda : *IM A PROFESSIONAL A L C O H O L I C*

Mario Ramirez : Professional alcoholic 😂💯🍸🍺

Cobalt 03 : Kinda disappointed that it wasn’t tested by a squatting slav in an Adidas tracksuit

Azeria : In what world is Smirnoff bottom shelf? It’s clearly second shelf

Franklin : Buzzfeed: Hey Jimmy, we are so sorry about your job. By the way will you do a video for us? Jimmy: Yea sure man. What is the video about? Buzzfeed: Oh nothing, just sip some water and say what we tell you to.

tsfmnlb : He makes no sense. He says, Pinnacle burns his nose, "smells harsh", "tastes harsh", and would be okay covered up in a bloody Mary, so he gives it a "good solid B". Then he says, Smirnoff is "completely inoffensive", "might be good for shots", "is what the law says vodka should be", "there's nothing negative about this vodka"...so he gives it a "C+" ...so, the worst the taste, the higher the score??

Dark Alice : Smirnoff hit all the points for a perfect vodka, but got a C+? LOL

The Dude : This video would have been much more entertaining if the "expert" had been under the precept that all the vodkas were high dollar. I'd warrant his tastes might differ.

Bojack & Kage : This guys plays it cool but you know his ass ubered home

Unreliable Productions : Please be Russian. Please be Russian. Please be Russian. Video starts* Dang

Ørangey : An american taste tesing vodka. You insult me *BLYAT*

Victor Contreras : Homeboy lost all validity when he said Popov was good.

Rune Bråten Lundberg : "It tastes like nothing, just like vodka should" and gives it 2 grades lower than 3 of the others, even though it (smirnoff) almost had a better review. I dont get it

Dilbert Doe : Vodka is vodka. Don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.

frodo : funny how smirnof is under 12 bucks in usa, its 60 bucks for a bottle of smirnof in norway lol

KnightWing408 : Watching him drink the vodka reminds me of all the hangovers.

Caudex : I use cheap vodka as a food safe cleaning spray.

Amanda Appels : Wait.... vodka is supposed to have a taste aside from regret??

steve gale : Vodka is not meant to taste of anything. It is the base spirits for other spirits. Grain Whisky, Gin etc starts as vodka. The only thing neat vodka is for is getting pissed.

PandaTV Plus : where is absolut

Sethasss : american vodka = piss not vodka .

Pakerona : smirnoff is the best

krishna pal : "Professional alcoholic" that is the weirdest combination of words that I ever herd in my entire life!

Pizza Pizza : Those vodkas aren't even bottom shelf for me. Where is the Aristocrat???

TIGuy : My parents are professional alcoholics, does that count?


Nyko X : Lmao where are you guys getting your Smirnoff? It tastes like bug spray

_ WaffenVideos_ : wtf hes only drinking water

hail satan : We can tell you drink too much "it has no flavor" yeah ok.

sylenceexposed : Should have given him “Spirytus” anyways this guy is very inconsistent with his ratings and descriptions

yunggoth : “It really shouldn’t burn going down” uhh..... it’s vodka ?????

RSA MAN : my parents are also professional alcoholics but you are much cooler


Craig O' Reilly : *M Y M A N S I S A P R O F E S S I O N A L A L C H O*

shadowman2418 : Damn almost threw up from watching this, because I literally drank a whole bottle last night...

James Willamor : I've been pleased with Popov. I use it for fruity drinks as it is neutral and pretty buried in the mix. For more spirit-forward vodka drinks I use Titos or Ketel One.

MADVILLAIN : It all tastes like hand sanitizer to me

HairyBackJoe : Interesting, his definition of bottom shelf. I immediately was thinking of Mohawk, Five O' Clock, and Crystal Palace. Now that would make for an interesting video. Keep a bucket handy!


CenTz : this is what i'll be watching at 3 am

Germy Jeremy : * professional alcoholic *

Kev Gunner : I would of gave him a glass of water. " Alright, good taste, feels like water in the mouth, possibly made from grain?"

Saderz : professional alcoholic

Alex Qiu : I was expecting a Russian

papabeanguy : What about absolute?

Steve Nichols : Can't believe you guys fall for this. Just like the myth about "bruising alcohol" when mixing, there is a myth about vodka tasting. Here comes a shocker - all vodka, whether a well, lower shelf, Cadillac, etc. - they are all 100% the same. Vodka, unless it is infused with flavoring, is all made the same way. The only difference is cost. Take a professional bartender's course, or work for your state's alcohol enforcement bureau for a few years. People will swear this is wrong all day long, but there is no difference in taste when it comes to vodka.

Reagan Hickey : As a college student, I honestly did not know vodka was not supposed to taste like hand sanitizer

Francisco Javier Bravo Cerda : Of course I learned something from this video. Never heard in my life that alcohol can be a profession. There is always something new.

assbalonkerful : taste is subjective

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