Zuckerberg Goes On A Date

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Gus Johnson : wow gus look at you so topical haha how. also thank you to sabrina for being in this haha wow topical video. she is here: https://bit.ly/2Ihr7lr

Dolan Dark : Damn boy what that mouf do

Drumsy : “Yes. This video was very enjoyable to my human eyes. I laughed, as humans do.” -Mark Zuckerberg (human)

Grandayy : "I do not know the specific answer to your question at the top of my head, but I will be happy to follow up with my team and get back to you."

NakeyJakey : The pretty girl was Gus the whole time 😍

abelina sabrina : Wait, you were recording that whole time?

DammitSinged : _You know what he did wrong right?_ _He didnt sip water after every sentence._

Hotra : He acts like a robot to trick us to think he's a robot, but he's reptilian. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Veridian : Gus is the only pretty girl I see

Veridian : She can give good succ _But only Gus can give good Zucc_

Jason and a Camera : *Oh hai Mark*

Justine Zeta : Give her the ZUCC Gus!

Timotainment : I was human- I am human

Jesus Christ : LMHAO!

Nathanh1223 : P R E T T Y G I R L

DuhBoosh : When you started inserting the CD into your food hole, I was certain you'd cut the video off after getting 1/4th of it in, because you couldn't possibly fit any more. But then it kept going and you managed to insert the whole fucking diameter of it within your mouth. Breathtaking. Chills.

Chris Holben : How the hell you stuff that whole thing in there

Yosuto : Don't forget to drink the _W A T E R_ humans like the _W A T E R_

Laurin Zbiek : I lost it when he ate the cd

Whoms't : keeping terrorists out of relationships is important

PhantomoftheInterwebz : Yes, exactly as the humans proceed with courtship rituals. This is well done fellow human. Nothing is suspected.

itsamemarioo osu : I love how he feels the need to address her in every statement

Craigenn : That CD went in a lot further then I thought it would.

Hyooman : Weird. That CD was only 1 Mega _Bite_

Snazzy Labs : This is legendarily great. There are tears in my eyes.

Lil Jong Un : You forgot to drank water like zucc, gus

Distorted TikToks : Give me the Z U C C

Kazerz : *>exec prettygirlconvo.cfg*

Starlight : Did pretty girl give you the *Z U C C* ?

RIPMarkESmith : "pretty girl i think whats the most important question here is whether we can maintain a strong relationship between you me and the terrorists" - probably the most accurate pick up line you could use in 2018

The Inconceivable Glue Man : I get it, Gus, you can get a girl


Charlie Brown's Dad : Pretty Girl is sure a pretty girl.

i'm 13 years old and : S E N A T O R P R E T T Y G I R L

The Inconceivable Glue Man : This is just a *_normal_* human being

delcan : S H E W A N T E D T H E Z U C C

RileysFilms : Send booster seat pics plz.

. : *Senator*

Austin Thomas Films : Wow, the trailer for the new Social Network movie looks great!

M Hunter : *Dial Tone sound commences*

Marco Cantera : The most amazing part of the video is how much of the disk you were able to fit in your mouth

stupidman4444 : I’ve never seen this episode of “The Big Bang Theory” before.

Jax Lee : * drinks water *

JesterJosh : Don't crunch data at midnight before sleep mode, you'll ruin your configuration!

Owen U : You look like the people from Chicken Run at the end

aman : zucc johnson

Zackamoca : Since when did Lord Zuckerburg start looking like an absolute SNACK?????? 😍😍😍😩😩🔥💯👌💦💦👅🙏💕

EXCEPT : mark gelled his hair, he knew what he was doing all along

Tuby buby : So romantic

TURPX : Pretty Girl, we run ads.