Zuckerberg Goes On A Date

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Gus Johnson : wow gus look at you so topical haha how. also thank you to sabrina for being in this haha wow topical video. she is here: https://bit.ly/2Ihr7lr

Dolan Dark : Damn boy what that mouf do

Drumsy : “Yes. This video was very enjoyable to my human eyes. I laughed, as humans do.” -Mark Zuckerberg (human)

Grandayy : "I do not know the specific answer to your question at the top of my head, but I will be happy to follow up with my team and get back to you."

abelina sabrina : Wait, you were recording that whole time?

Hotra : He acts like a robot to trick us to think he's a robot, but he's reptilian. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

NakeyJakey : The pretty girl was Gus the whole time 😍

DammitSinged : _You know what he did wrong right?_ _He didnt sip water after every sentence._

Veridian : Gus is the only pretty girl I see

Jason and a Camera : *Oh hai Mark*

Justine Zeta : Give her the ZUCC Gus!

Veridian : She can give good succ _But only Gus can give good Zucc_

Nathanh1223 : P R E T T Y G I R L

Timotainment : I was human- I am human

Chris Holben : How the hell you stuff that whole thing in there

DuhBoosh : When you started inserting the CD into your food hole, I was certain you'd cut the video off after getting 1/4th of it in, because you couldn't possibly fit any more. But then it kept going and you managed to insert the whole fucking diameter of it within your mouth. Breathtaking. Chills.

Laurin Zbiek : I lost it when he ate the cd

Yosuto : Don't forget to drink the _W A T E R_ humans like the _W A T E R_

Whoms't : keeping terrorists out of relationships is important

Jesus Christ : LMHAO!

PhantomoftheInterwebz : Yes, exactly as the humans proceed with courtship rituals. This is well done fellow human. Nothing is suspected.

Craigenn : That CD went in a lot further then I thought it would.

itsamemarioo osu : I love how he feels the need to address her in every statement

Snazzy Labs : This is legendarily great. There are tears in my eyes.

Hyooman : Weird. That CD was only 1 Mega _Bite_

TêvEŕøasțiőn exe : You forgot to drank water like zucc, gus

Montemole : Give me the Z U C C

Kazerz : *>exec prettygirlconvo.cfg*

Starlight : Did pretty girl give you the *Z U C C* ?


The Inconceivable Glue Man : I get it, Gus, you can get a girl

RIPMarkESmith : "pretty girl i think whats the most important question here is whether we can maintain a strong relationship between you me and the terrorists" - probably the most accurate pick up line you could use in 2018

The Inconceivable Glue Man : This is just a *_normal_* human being

i'm 13 years old and : S E N A T O R P R E T T Y G I R L

Brad Newberry : Pretty Girl is sure a pretty girl.

RileysFilms : Send booster seat pics plz.

delcan : S H E W A N T E D T H E Z U C C

stupidman4444 : I’ve never seen this episode of “The Big Bang Theory” before.

. : *Senator*

Austin Thomas Films : Wow, the trailer for the new Social Network movie looks great!

M Hunter : *Dial Tone sound commences*

Jax Lee : * drinks water *

Zackamoca : Since when did Lord Zuckerburg start looking like an absolute SNACK?????? 😍😍😍😩😩🔥💯👌💦💦👅🙏💕

aman : zucc johnson

Marco Cantera : The most amazing part of the video is how much of the disk you were able to fit in your mouth

Pietree : Is Mark Zuckerberg a lizard or a robot? Or lizard robot.

Owen U : You look like the people from Chicken Run at the end

JesterJosh : Don't crunch data at midnight before sleep mode, you'll ruin your configuration!

Ethan Alt : *Y O U A N D M E A N D T H E T E R R O R I S T S*

Tuby buby : So romantic