Millennial Angst Slime - Jabroni Mike

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Jabroni Mike : So i seen some arguing in the comments. I should leave it up to interpretation but I feel like i might not have done a great job of getting my idea across. I ended it the way I did to express that sometimes we (millennials yea but not really exclusively) get so focused on how the world is against us that it distracts us from what's in front of us. And what we're likely to do is blame even that on something else, because sometimes we have a hard time accepting that some of our shitty situations are our own fault. At least I know I've been guilty of that. Now, none of this is to say that any of what I said earlier in the video isn't true - I absolutely believe most of it, and i get pissed about it - but the boomer vs. millennial shit is obviously a very nuanced topic, and in the video I am both simplifying complex things and exaggerating simple things for comedic effect. As to whether I am "bashing" anyone, the answer is no, i was trying to make something that people could laugh at while seeing something of themselves in it. Except Mike Rowe. I was absolutely bashing Mike Rowe. (Honestly nothing against Mike Rowe. I remember once getting annoyed because I saw an interview where he was talking about how working for free is essential for breaking into an industry, and I despise that whole philosophy. IMO people should be paid for their time and labor, end of story. But I agree with him on some other shit, so whatever.)

PokeCatTH-P : This video was absolutely hysterical, I was laughing so hard I cried. Your video ideas are super creative and funny (even with the mix of reality) and I can't wait to see more

GeePM: Buff Stuff : i feel this on a spiritual level

Disco Biscuit : Mike, you messed up the slime because you were on your GODDAM IPHONE TOO MUCH.

Buntime : Is Mike going to be ok

Firecat1311 : as an angsty millennial pile of slime, I support this video

Crust : Mike, didn't work because you didn't add salt. You need at least 5 sprigs of salt

JojoEatsFlan : Millenial fucking icon

King Toasty : I've never been hit with reality while laughing so hard

stupify97222 : Ahh the quality content that I subscribed for. Beautiful.

WiteNite : If you just stopped spending money on avocado toast, you could afford a house and car by 25. Smh

TheMH06 : Uncle Mike's gonna have a hernia at this rate :(

uthertheking : 5 Ways Millenials Ruined Slime.

S0ci0stan : I can't explain why, but hearing Mike rant is pretty relaxing for some reason. That's not to say I'm not in a similar position because believe me, I'm pretty much fucked six ways from Sunday. It's just nice to hear from someone with conviction every once in a while.

Sick2day : Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir, come on, all together now, MAKING SLIME CAN BE FUN, STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR BANG BANG

86 : Glad to know that you're feeling good

TommyButtz : The voice of a generation


KaedeLanyo : This was so funny it was painful! ... Or wait, is that the other way around? Who fucking knows!

Martha Smith : This is my soul in video form. Thank you.

Nebbys : Need more 💿HOLO💿(promises that boomers did not keep) Thanks for wasting $5 a week on worthless lotto tickets instead of giving me any sort of college funds, dad.

Ivo Nandakrithe : Mike, pls rember.

Real Meat : I feel like mike is trying to tell us something

MissIzayaCupcake : Mike you showed us how to make slime, but can you show us how to make a slime girl????

Brave SJ : What's wrong with Mike Rowe the only thing I've ever heard of him doing besides TV is some scholarship program for trade schools and advice on not getting a bachelor's degree in underwater basket weaving

Vidya Games : Watch as Jabroni Mike makes fun of Millennials but they take a work of satire as the truth and show exactly how true his points are. Oof.

mitsk2002 : Looking at the comments, it seems to me that there are the people who are in the same boat and can relate, and then there are the people who are not in the same boat and are all "Whoa, calm down, dude." Unaware financially privileged asscunts.

Spooky Boy : ...thank you reddit

Flame Heart : hmmmm that noose is looking pretty good right now

Vinny Bentley : Mike please we're worried

Grape Nuyo [Hastagazpatcho] : Mike are you okay buddy

Luxray Volt 989 : I'd be laughing if this weren't so true

Mugiwara Lee : This is the most accurate video on YouTube I think.

Will Fox : I fear for Mike's mental health.

Skinny McGee : it's rare that I immediately rewind a video to watch it again but that's exactly what I just did

Nick Delcat : ur mom triple gay

Iramel : i know this is almost last year but you merely forgot to add depression ( eye drop solution) it really brings it all togehter

NuclearSmellZone : I was so confused until i realized i have a chrome extension that changes "millenials" to "snake people"

Angel Barilla : how can I like a video multiple times

Blockistic : This is legitimately beautiful art.

Pepperoni Secrets : Holy shit mike what the hell

KanyonCutter : This video needs more views


d holt : This is wonderful...

David Little : Mike, are you okay?

Kombat Unit : Mikhael your anger is sexually arousing in a major way.

Sonicplys 64 : Yup

Luna Nora : A part of me is afraid we're probably gonna all find out in 50 years that this slime-making craze is giving us all weird new diseases... We have to deal with this kinda stuff AND UNICORN SCABIES

George Wilson : 21st Century Blues Why is it that civilized humanity Can make the world so wrong? In this hurly-burly of insanity Our dreams cannot last long.

Dragan232 : Oh shit, Mike Rowe's opinion was great *Double* *oh* *shit* the "mental health defense mechanism" was beautiful