Living With Your Girlfriend You Don't Like Anymore (the song)

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Austin : Not cool. When you asked about why me and Erica broke up, I didn't think it was research

Keeyan Ghoreshi : WOW! Out of all the videos you make that I can relate to, I can relate to THIS one the MOST because I TOO have GIRLFRIEND - haha - what a funcy coincidence that we both have GIRLfriend at the SAME TIME

Niko : honestly the amazing comedic timing is what makes all of your videos

cltnthecultist : We all need a wingman like Soul Man

Mcshezzer : It's super easy, just tell her you had a dream where she cheated on you. At first, make it sound off hand and sort of a joke, but as time goes on start bringing it up as a counterpoint every time you argue. Give this dream cheating guy a name, I tend to go with jeremy krakowsky but you can go with something different, don't know why you would tho. Next stage, if you guys ever have sex again then start moaning his name thoughout, if you have a dry sex life then just jack off in the next room but scream his name so she can hear it. Now for the easy part, get her blackout drunk and steal her phone, texting your secret burner phone compromising messages like 'crack me open krakowsky' or something along those lines, be sure to add it as a contact under the dream mans name. A week or so later ask to check her phone under the illusion that you want to see if she's subscribed and sharing your content with her friends, and pretend to stumble across these messages. Gaslight the shit out of her and say you knew all along and thought you would torment her by illuding to him all this time. Kick her out and live life stress free. Either that or stop showering for a while, your choice

McPunchface : shit bro

yellowisthemellow : man, depressed for a few days now and you still got a smirk out of me. keep striving, you'll get the recognition you deserve soon enough.

Josh L : Omg the enjoy yourself moment

Austin Lampe : The most upsetting part of 2018 was that Value Select didn’t hit 50 million subscribers.

Reinboa : I thought that "Steal Your Girl" guy died!

Allex Verge : Was in this situation a few months ago, I climbed out brother. Excellent video as always!

David Bengtsson : please don't break up with your dog

Sam Hodge : Spot on until the end. Keep workin' at it.

Hector Cortes : This is so real, it hurts so good.

hallowed : This was so good lmfao

Nathan Crowell : wtf max how do you pack so much potency into these short little vids. this entire situation played out in 2017 for me, you got every single detail right, even the grotesque hairy flatchested gf

papasmurf : art of the deal

Lil Bee : I love a happy ending

Tazersguad : didn't know your Christian name was Michael "Value Select" Jackson

Austinbro217 : This boi thought I wouldn't notice the ending verse is just Off the Wall

Dongeluv : I always believed in you.

lucaraimew : Nice ~~


Ian Lochead : Poetry in film Also is that a Cockapoo?

GeckoRepublic : Can I have this as a ringtone so that people actually think I'm a funny guy with a good taste in music too and that way I wont have to be self conscious of myself and other people judging me by my ringtone that I almost never use because I keep my phone on silent. Thanks in advance

Dale Morgan : PERFECT

jose salazar : That MJ Off the Wall part was fire

Dagless : Mac tonight?

Manifold Exultant : HermitGang report in

Mr. Jazzels : The Lore grows ever larger

Xezav : Value select is the most beautiful girl in the room.

MidnightBastard : 0:17

fish : Heavy flight of the conchords vibes from this song, a+ effort again my brother

CodexKnife : L E A V E T H I S P L A C E (and fetch me my phone charger)

Cpt Waffle : Need to loop at 0:26 and add more verses. This is catchy as hell

DADVIDS : How do you articulate feelings I have felt so well.

Ralph Smit : Nice to see that soul man 69's girl stealing habits can come in usefull

chipmunckontherocks : Every song you make or use are absolute bops! You're becoming my new music taste

Mage Enderman : Damn

Jwallison : He clearly likes it! Also nice Micheal quote

botreally : a b s o l u t e b o p

Erik Landgren : Ouch too accurate

Jokesterlego : Relatable

Maurdekye : this song has been stuck in my head for the last three days now

aboxofbeans : Thanks old man

Danny Pacione : 0:05 never fails to make me smile

Alex Ferreira : Except my ex did cheat on me and I was the one who moved. God dammit.

Party Time Mega Fun : Inspired

ShrubberySalesman : Brilliant