Fact Check: Paleontologists Break Down All The Ways ‘Jurassic Park’ Gets Newman Wrong

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Chad Mojito : This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. I nearly choked and died laughing so hard, which would have been a sweet way to go. Absolutely amazing.

Justin Y. : Yeah they also left out the fact that he's an alien

DaleDeekes : i find it laughable that the so called “experts” never even mentioned that the correct Newman had his entire body covered in feathers.

E. Keough : This is the quality education school doesn't give you.

Thebigl : Listen, you can sit there trying to tell me about “new discoveries” all day but Jurassic Park’s Newman is what I grew up with, I had toys, posters and magazines showing me THIS Newman, so called “scientists” can tell me that Newman didn’t actually have a Hawaiian shirt but when I hear “Newman” Jurassic Park Newman is what I immediately think of.

than217 : The 17 downvotes are from the morons that still perpetuate the old Newman tropes about Newman being a mutually beneficial food sharer. Give it up already, SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT WRONG! Even in the mid 90s that theory was highly suspect.

Gabriel : I can't believe all my teachers lied about Newman to me. Thanks ClickHole for setting the record straight!

Mary McGinnis : I remember being so excited to go to the Smithsonian when I was little to see the Newman exhibit. I've been absolutely obsessed with this mysterious creature ever since. I'm currently working towards a bachelor's in paleontology so that I can get the chance to study Newman professionally and uncover his secrets.

bitspacemusic : The biggest flaw is that in Jurassic Park, we see Newman out in the rain. That's ridiculous. As a US postal worker, or mailman, if you will, he just doesn't go out if it's wet.

CaptainFawfulll : God I would pay an absurd amount of money to see Kramer in Jurassic Park

Superstrength Porygon : I can't believe they got so much wrong!

Sian Hoàng : Now whenever my friends complain about raptors being not real raptors, I can show them this.

Kokonut Binks : Just wait until the anthropologists get their say in. It's now common knowledge that humans and dinosaurs didn't even coexist - humans died out _long_ before dinosaurs were around! Steven Spielberg should be ashamed of how wrong his movie really is.

konami1979 : There's a deleted scene where Jeff Goldblum gave Newman the Evil Eye before he made a birthday wish. The Criterion Collection restored it in their upcoming Blu Ray edition.

Darth Tyrannus : I drink the tears of people who want feathered dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Gaspoov : Okay now I kinda wanna watch what they are parodying

Tristan King : The title was just a string of letters and numbers

Solartes : we live in a society where

Shane Sullivan : Visually, Jurassic Park got Newman dead on. I hear they originally wanted to depict Newman with three legs a giant crab claw, but the concept artists made a few changes. Thank god they did.

Bort Flong : The concept that Newmans/Newmen had feathers, were warm blooded, etc., is no more valid than the assumption 50 years ago that Newmens were as scaly and dumb as a cold-blooded Seth from Kenny Rogers' Roasters.

Axel Foley : JP came out in 93, not 94 u SOB!

Jeynarl : *_Newman! We've got Newman here!!!_*

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Tim Grungus : Cumtown

RandomAndroidDeadpool : Wow, thank you ClickHole. This is so enlightening. They don't teach this in school.

Tim Grungus : Nice

Jax Nean : Hilarious!

ot63 : Big if true.

Random User : This is bullshit! Scientists keep making up rumors that Newman never got people snacks when it is clearly stated in the Bible that he did!

Storymaker2 : I hope Wayne Knight sees this

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Slyarno. Rj : This should be on a comedy center host Trevor Noah show when he tells everyone this story.

critical of onions : Wow, there's some bad smell in my room cause I accidentally took the wrong kunch box and work a few weeks ago and I never threw the food out. It's Albanian food. It's just a bone in a container. Now the heat's making it worse AND I learned JP inaccurately depicts the Newman. Sigh....

Haidyn W : I can't believe that Spielberg got so much wrong about Newman. This is utterly embarrassing. Shame on them.

Michael Stewart : This is the best parody of those types of videos I've ever seen.

Vegetarian Soylent-Green : I'd love to see the Dilophosaurus have it's own sitcom.

C Gamifies : Newman is the hero we don't deserve, but need.

Master Of The Mediocre : I can’t stand how people like a film so inaccurate.

Joseph Barnhurst : Jurassic Park is my favorite movie. Seinfeld is my favorite show. This video was tailor made for me.

buddytheweim : Encroached on his feeding lmfao

Bob Builder : I thought what no why

Brad Smith : This was dumb and I love both Jurassic Park and Seinfeld.

Buzz Buzz : Ikr so inaccurate smh

TastyXI : Not first

spupid twins : How dare they

213213yoyo : They spelt "National Geographic" wrong in the url at the end.

acid flashback : The likes to dislikes should be reversed.

Miles Estrada : 2:30 YES!

demon212 : hello i would like to be a newman researcher

Max Sowerby-Findlay : This channel does random in a good way which is very difficult so well done