Star Trek Bridge Crew: MASSAGE IN A BOTTLE
A superb sounding voice over artist who does a VR youtube channel

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Gabriel De laSoul : You have the charisma of 16 men in one voice alone.

Maria The She - Wolf : I never get tired of watching these. They just get more funnier each time. Keep doing what you're doing, amazing work as always!

seaworthy67 : Funny as hell. These developers should pay you!!

RobinPhoenixPlays : It was a pleasure serving with you again, sir (*and during your next vid after this one***spoilers****). It shall not be the last, although next time, I'll make sure to buy more weed in advance AND massage the tactical guy myself to prepare. Respectfully signed, your Helm officer, RobinPhoenix ^^


Carl : can you feel the sexual tension here.... well you felt sexual and he felt tense... :D

starweaver : Captain, you're funny as hell. I look forward to serving with you if you would allow it. I bought this game because of you.

Ivan Katic : Liked at first 10 secs. Thank you for this.

silentmoniker : Yay Star Trek Bridge Crew...Thanks 😎

kingofmonsters14 : "Mr Raine, would you prefer Mr. 999? in German, that's No No NO, which i imagine you are also used to hearing a lot." barely a minute in and i'm roaring in laughter.

Logan Winter : You make this game seem more fun than it looks. Thank you for these wonderful videos.

The great Kershmunkle : I've been up for 39 hours and have been watching the cringiest videos ever made for 3 of those hours this video honestly saved my sanity I was all most hallucinating "peteye rateye goomy candeyes" from runforthecube videos I probably would have died thx dude!

Jacob Kennedy : you have the voice oh a god

Cj Williams : These are my favorite videos on YouTube right now, Alex. They have been for months. Being funny in a way that isnt ripoff or derivative is so incredibly rare.. ALSO your Trek jokes are SCINTILATING!

Rainbow Dash : Omg omg omg am dying so hard, your like a real life video game !! Am gonna buy this game because you~

MJRookieForge : Subscribbled. This was amazing.

William Wilson : "OK, I' pulling up the help menu.." I imagine this is how the actual first voyage would have looked like. It was clearly edited for television. Forget delegation, Capt. Micro Manager gets things done!

Jimbo Bimbo : What a well-mannered captain... you sound like a professional voice actor, really. Very funny stuff!

Hanieh S : Wow it's so much easier to keep track of when it's not at 1.6 speed. This was fun.

Rex Appeal : I seriously love your videos and want to spread your channel all over the internet lol..Keep it up and I hope you get the credit and recognition you deserve!!! Live long and prosper captain Sassy Pants πŸ––

Anthony Harris : I'm just going to keep pretending that this is the newest series in the Star Trek franchise and I hope that's okay.

FallenDj122 : almost spat my drink out at interboob xD

yumameda : Where do computers get their voices?

Xerdar36 : Best captain ever!!!!

Dave G : I want to serve with this captain LMAO

Grimmjow : god your voice is amazing XD... really hope one day i can play along side you great captian! i have the game but never installed it due to fearing who will be on the crew.

Black & Tan : captain my captain

theymusthatetesla : This guy clearly has an IQ through the roof!! :)

AJ : When you love around, is your lower half still sitting?

Devin Staud : I love your channel man.

MrRamziaB : How do you not have 1b subs???

HitodamaKyrie : Ah, very nice. If I had any wants from this, maybe a bit of "on screen" action. Pretty sure a button on the left of the captains chair does that. Helm shouldn't need a space window to fly anyway. Oh, you went for the buttons right after I made this comment. Neat.

Majazz Damm : your outlook account is out of date. that was awhile ago, have you fixed it?

Black & Tan : live long and prosper

Matt Fenlon : #MeToo

Holly Ibbotson : Absolutely hilarious

Daily VooDoo : I hate Fortnite

Dustin Ledda : I need to plug everything back up and play this again, it’s friggin hilarious with the right group of people.

Black & Tan : i wud kill too play with u

Jacob Kennedy : where all gonig to die

Markus Maximus : AWESOME !! Simply Awesome !!!

Christopher Zeilman : You seem to have created a lovely niche for yourself with these videos and I love watching them. If you are considering branching out into similar games you might try Sea of Thieves or Guns of Icarus as the game play style is somewhat similar. Sea of Thieves in particular allows for some very funny moments and could be right up your alley if you desire some variety. Guns of Icarus is somewhat older but still could yield some good videos.

Renan ruhtra : How to get up of the chair?

StanTheMan : Wtf lol so funny