Star Trek Bridge Crew: MASSAGE IN A BOTTLE

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John Lucas : I bought this game because of you. You're selling it better than the makers.

Gabriel De laSoul : You have the charisma of 16 men in one voice alone.

RobinPhoenixPlays : It was a pleasure serving with you again, sir (*and during your next vid after this one***spoilers****). It shall not be the last, although next time, I'll make sure to buy more weed in advance AND massage the tactical guy myself to prepare. Respectfully signed, your Helm officer, RobinPhoenix ^^

Maria The She - Wolf : I never get tired of watching these. They just get more funnier each time. Keep doing what you're doing, amazing work as always!

seaworthy67 : Funny as hell. These developers should pay you!!


Carl : can you feel the sexual tension here.... well you felt sexual and he felt tense... :D

Ivan Katic : Liked at first 10 secs. Thank you for this.

starweaver : Captain, you're funny as hell. I look forward to serving with you if you would allow it. I bought this game because of you.

silentmoniker : Yay Star Trek Bridge Crew...Thanks 😎

The great Kershmunkle : I've been up for 39 hours and have been watching the cringiest videos ever made for 3 of those hours this video honestly saved my sanity I was all most hallucinating "peteye rateye goomy candeyes" from runforthecube videos I probably would have died thx dude!

Rainbow Dash : Omg omg omg am dying so hard, your like a real life video game !! Am gonna buy this game because you~

Cj Williams : These are my favorite videos on YouTube right now, Alex. They have been for months. Being funny in a way that isnt ripoff or derivative is so incredibly rare.. ALSO your Trek jokes are SCINTILATING!

Logan Winter : You make this game seem more fun than it looks. Thank you for these wonderful videos.

Anthony Harris : I'm just going to keep pretending that this is the newest series in the Star Trek franchise and I hope that's okay.

William Wilson : "OK, I' pulling up the help menu.." I imagine this is how the actual first voyage would have looked like. It was clearly edited for television. Forget delegation, Capt. Micro Manager gets things done!

Jacob Kennedy : you have the voice oh a god

yumameda : Where do computers get their voices?

MJRookieForge : Subscribbled. This was amazing.

Daily VooDoo : I hate Fortnite

AJ : When you love around, is your lower half still sitting?

Christopher Zeilman : You seem to have created a lovely niche for yourself with these videos and I love watching them. If you are considering branching out into similar games you might try Sea of Thieves or Guns of Icarus as the game play style is somewhat similar. Sea of Thieves in particular allows for some very funny moments and could be right up your alley if you desire some variety. Guns of Icarus is somewhat older but still could yield some good videos.

MrRamziaB : How do you not have 1b subs???

Dave G : I want to serve with this captain LMAO

HitodamaKyrie : Ah, very nice. If I had any wants from this, maybe a bit of "on screen" action. Pretty sure a button on the left of the captains chair does that. Helm shouldn't need a space window to fly anyway. Oh, you went for the buttons right after I made this comment. Neat.

Black & Tan : i wud kill too play with u

Dustin Ledda : I need to plug everything back up and play this again, it’s friggin hilarious with the right group of people.

Grimmjow : god your voice is amazing XD... really hope one day i can play along side you great captian! i have the game but never installed it due to fearing who will be on the crew.

Black & Tan : live long and prosper

Hanieh S : Wow it's so much easier to keep track of when it's not at 1.6 speed. This was fun.

Devin Staud : I love your channel man.

StanTheMan : Wtf lol so funny

Black & Tan : captain my captain

Holly Ibbotson : Absolutely hilarious

Markus Maximus : AWESOME !! Simply Awesome !!!

theymusthatetesla : This guy clearly has an IQ through the roof!! :)

Xerdar36 : Best captain ever!!!!

Jacob Kennedy : where all gonig to die

Matt Fenlon : #MeToo

Renan & Larissa Por Ai : How to get up of the chair?

Random Reviews : Hey guys. Can I get a like for pooping em?