How to Defend Earth Against an Alien Invasion

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Dank Matter : *THROW THE CHEESE!*

Zuzu : There needs to be a game where aliens want to rule the earth, and Putin, Trump, Kim Jong Un and all other world leaders co-operate to protect earth. Wow im high as hecc right now


Xenova : tbh if the combine invaded us we'd have no chance just like in half life

C L : Now please do a video on how to defend the Earth from governments and corporations...

No this is Patrick : Answer is simple show them a video about Ali A

Mustardfilms Productions : We need to build a wall and make the illegal aliens pay for it.

vijay m : What about the Russian s400 itโ€™s better than Thad !!! China has it , Turkey has it and soon India will have it !!!!!!

Metsuryu : None of these would work at all against aliens capable of interstellar travel. We would have no chance with our current technological level, the only thing that we could do is build an Artificial General Intelligence in advance, and hope it's friendly, and then we'd have a chance.

Dark Knight : Yes the Afghan war used gorilla war fare but you cannot compare since the only thing keep the Afghan soldiers safe was blending in with the civilians.

B. Bayella : "And they want us to colonize that mess?" So true. Earth is a mess.

AlexTheAce : I have the power of God AND anime on my side

Howard Xing : oh and we can snezee at them. they don't have earth inmune systems.

Alex Santana : Let them listen to Gucci gang theyโ€™ll die due to ear rape

Girbub : The most simple fact here is, if any Alien species has the capability of reaching our tiny little corner of the Milky Way, then they must be very technologically advanced, unless they came here via magic/other means (Looking at you Stargate). If so, then WHY BOTHER? Why bother trying to attack us. What for? Resources? There are plenty of rocky terrestrial planets that will have large amounts of natural resources. One major element I've seen crop up in many a Sci-Fi flick is Aliens have come here to harvest gold! However gold should be present in both other astronomical bodies like Asteroids and other Planets. Other reasons include water but then... Europa, comets, the water vapour in the upper atmosphere of planets, even of those like Venus! So it must be for something Earth has that other astronomical bodies has. Life and Organic matter? I'm not going to into much on this as there could be a million billion different reasons they wanna harvest human brains or suck up all the trees and biomass, again why? The idea a bunch of ET's could traverse the EXTRAORDINARY reaches of space yet be unable to create basic biomass from materials readily available in the Universe is a farce. The only feasible reason I can see, is the concept of Us or Them. AKA, Alien Races that notice they have neighbours promptly freak the frick out and decide to wipe out said found race becaauusee... "Get them before they get us!". Realistically that's the only actual reason I could see Aliens coming to wipe us out. And unfortunately if they can master FTL/Slipspace/Wormhole jazz, they'll probably just fling a bigfuckhugeeeee rock at tremendous speeds at us and if it's FTL, we won't even notice getting space genocided. So yeah, kinda depressing. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Michael Jay - Value Investing : If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Prasanga Basnayake : If they attack earth, Trump will kill them with his space force and build a hotel in their home planet.

KitMellow : No, we really won't stand a fighting chance lol... If they could easily reach us across the stars to begin with, you can't even begin to fathom the tactics and technology they employ.

K amin : Trump should build sky-wall.

Akul Jamwal : We can't even defend the Earth against humans, how are we going to hold up against aliens? Or maybe aliens kill all humans and save the future of earth.

History House Productions : Step one: be Switzerland

ajr993 : Its just such a dumb idea though. A bio weapon that targets humans would be likely. It would wipe out 99% of the human population. Also electromagnetic pulses from high orbit detonations would cripple all our technology. We shouldn't even try to resist aliens. Just surrender immediately and hope the price isn't too high. Because the alternative is completely terrible. Even one alien ship would be like cortez and the aztecs, except this analogy fails because cortez would have to be the one designing the bio weapons.

atin singh : We will have Starlord type dance battle in Indian bollywood style ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ Aliens will go crazy like WTF ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Stig's Turkish Cousin : I think I would join them since Trump is a president and people donate money on Kylie Jenner to become a millionarie.

sushi777300 : With Trump we're doomed in every situation ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Darth Vader : I'll call my executor super star destroyer before anything happens!

Accidental Genius : (Alien invasion begins) me : *Alexa play despacito by luis fonsi ft justin bieber* . -aliens surrender-

Ricardo Rodriguez : u just play loud music and aliens will have their heads literally blown

Bryan Paredes : Et

Rip Films : Power ranger should be considered...

GANTZ100pts : The space debris thing wouldn't work because they would most likely would have energy Shields. Which would make sense because your ship would be protected from micrometeoroids while traveling Interstellar space. And they wouldn't even need to go near our Planet. They could just send a few asteroids our direction.

Alex Ro : just nuke the shit out of them

STEG : burn them LOL .

Chikane : So the aliens aren't capable of scouting to locate significant threats to put together a strategy that would eliminate those little threats for a quick victory before attacking their target? I always thought that an alien race that was a quest to conquer other star systems would be more experienced in war and know how to go about defeating an inferior civilization.

thebahooplamaster : Answer is simple. To save the earth, you must deploy all Naruto runners to go out and use their Beyblades against the foreigners.


Luke P. : realistically, aliens probably couldn't go at the speed of light, so they wouldn't be able to get reinforcemnets quickly

Karamjit Singh : Kim jong un

cainster : Are we assuming Jeff Goldblum is dead in these scenarios?

Poisnu ishere : *DONALD TRUMPS SPACE FORCE!!!!*

JW Gamer imp : aannnnnnddd you just told the aliens what we will do when they attack. thanks a lot.

Lil Debo : Next Video Should Be About How To Stop Thanos...

Varun Verma : I call Avengers

Ron Jeremy : Call Master Chief

Sebastian Elytron : What if they're holding up signs saying "MEGA"?

Purefoldnz : 1. Call Jeff Goldblum. 2. Get some popcorn.

Justin A. : *Space Force*

Lochlyn Gilberd : Huh. After this video I feel much safer knowing it will be hard for the aliens to kill us all and steal our dead dinosaurs, Tibarium and our molten core.

ELfuego : I wouldnโ€™t like that nuclear plan

Everything Salty : With earth's numbers and my salt, there is NOTHING we cant do