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Bert Kreischer Robbed A Train With The Russian Mafia

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CONAN Highlight: Bert studied abroad in Russia when he was 22 and learned the language the old fashioned way — by joining the mob. More CONAN @ Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪‬ On Google+: On Twitter: On Tumblr: On YouTube: Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter:


Joshua Perry : I have heard this story well over 20 times and it still cracks me up

Dan Slash : He's not lying, he is waaaay too excited about it.

Statutory Grape : That can't be Bert Kreischer, he has a shirt on while telling this story.

Stephen Ng : This story needs to be turned by RockStar into GTA: Russia.

onjoFilms : So true. I worked 6 weeks in St Petersburg about that time. Mafia ran everything. But they didn't call themselves Mafia, they called themselves business men.

Jonas of Persia : "The Machine". Coolest nickname ever.

Metastabillity : Notice this was a 5 minute story here. Now i love Jimmy Falon, But if he was on his show. This would be 2 hours long with Jimmy constantly interrupting him

Thomas John : You know the story is true when it can be told almost identically multiple times

Philth- E : Ive heard the machine story many times over the years, gets better with age!

SouloHigh : How do some of you not realize that he is only telling this story because people keep asking him to? He has explained this before, he can't even do a show without telling it because people start chanting for the story, and they will be pissed if he doesn't tell it.

howard mckenna : My Dad lived in Moscow at the same time, managed a casino. Nothing but mafia stories.

alpaca or i'll smack ya : His russisn accent sound like a bad mexican one lmao

Atan Aklu : he just say in russian "helllo my name is Bert, I working a cat" WTF???😳😳

Ash bro : Hollyshit I thought this was just a joke it turns out this is actually true story damn.... that's badass

Jr Wazowski : This sounds like a movie that would star Jonah Hill as “The Machine”.

Teemu Laine : Did he meet Oliver Queen?

Jamie Williamson : No story will ever beat this one. This will be my last talk show clip.

Jmisc Stuff : Haha the Machine story is great. Bert was just starting to pull back on telling the story so much and then it gets 20 million + Facebook views and he's back at square one. It's got a mind of its own. Lol

Jon T : My dad was in Russia around that time and saw a mob hit on a train platform so yea I believe it

Vlad Fureyster : I like it how Connan doesn't interrupt his guest's every 2 seconds like Kimmel does lol

Ник Ник : Ahahahaa Yep ! This could easily happen in Russia in 1990-2000 Heck. Even now, this can happen! if you're "lucky" enough.

Highr 5677 : This is actually what happens in Russia, you gain respect for the mafia then you can do basically whatever you want. And Russian mafia, and cops don’t care

gregory Waltz : Jimmy Fallon would have interrupted the story 37 times

molly mojave : “That liberal arts confidence” 😂

Tommyr : Now THAT is a good story! LOL!

angel delamari : i wonder if the mafia still remembers him lmao

Angelfish Luva : I dont understand if people are going to make a movie based on this guy we get Van Wilder. I liked the movie dont get me wrong but The Machine would have been soooo much better.

Zack Heater : Machineeeeeeeeeee!

James7796ify : I don't think the audience believed the story that's why they are so dead. But it's a true story

Andrew Elias : I don't care how many times he tells it, it doesn't get old.

ShadyPelican : The Machine is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.

ThatOneWeirdPanda : I am from Russia, and let me just say: this is *very* accurate to what happens in St. Petersburg.

This guy : Hes not comfortable there. On JRE this story sounded way funnier

Owl_ Wizard : That’s my nickname in lacrosse

Stephen Tracy : Want to dislike this video.... bc he has a shirt on

tcnascar1 : He’s nuts!- comedian ha!

Kenneth Weis : RUSSIANS are some of the best people, they are CRAZY, but fun and only get a bad rap because of there environment.... Try to go to new York and party with our mafia.... I love russian women

Anton Shurik : "Let's start with my class!"🤣

Blue Venom : This is the first interview in awhile where Conan's guest actually made me laugh lmao

tallaussiebloke : COMING SOON : The Machine Hits The Train! (2019)

- JED : That guy is a good liar

Buddha Head : ... очень приятно, я работаю КОШКА??? Burnt Chrysler, get your life!

Sn0reSnoreDan : Hey Conan, Why is bert so fat? jk Bert looks a bit healthier now

Brandon Debruin : this has to be the best story ever told on CONAN

gears5336 : first heard this on JRE

elruffian163 : A movie of this would be great but we all know the punchlines.

Callum Emmerson : Is he capable of going somewhere and not telling this story?

Alyssa Leclair : I love this guy and the story makes me laugh so freaking hard lol

noiserrr : what the hell is wrong with the audience. that story was gold and funny as hell.