1990s McDonald's Didn't Know What the Internet Was (My Very Own Company)
1990s McDonalds Didnt Know What the Internet Was

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In the past few decades, the internet has become one of the most important technological feats in the history of mankind. Many predicted how influential and powerful it would eventually become but not, as you may have guessed, McDonald's. Subscribe for more: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaR-e8ComPih10DqPi3sdWg?sub_confirmation=1 ----------------------------------------- RoboCop Listens to Music When Fighting Crime https://youtu.be/p2zD2Is0NSU That Time Prince Admitted That The Whupping Occurred https://youtu.be/DKuBem78QnY Additional Content: http://www.factfiend.com/ https://www.facebook.com/factfiend/ Karl's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUaBEY5s2anSFnsX5oEvjdg Karl's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/karlswood ----------------------------------------- Starring Karl Smallwood https://www.facebook.com/karl.smallwood.3 https://twitter.com/KarlSmallwood https://www.instagram.com/karlswood/ Filmed and Edited by Brad Rawlinson https://www.youtube.com/user/bradrawlinsonvfx https://twitter.com/TheOvahDawg https://www.instagram.com/bradrawlinson27/ ----------------------------------------- Original Article: http://www.factfiend.com/mcdonalds-didnt-know-internet-90s/ Sources: https://www.wired.com/1994/10/mcdonalds/ https://repository.jmls.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?referer=http://www.factfiend.com/mcdonalds-didnt-know-internet-90s/&httpsredir=1&article=1292&context=jitpl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Quittner https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Trademark_Dilution_Act Videos: Xiao Xiao, https://www.newgrounds.com/collection/xiaoxiao The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald (1998 - 2003) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1508350/ Images: Logo for Mcdonald's, https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb.html Logo for Burger King, https://www.burgerking.co.uk/ Josh Quittner, https://www.linkedin.com/in/josh-quittner-7004773/ Logo for Wendy's, https://www.wendys.com/ Logo for Wired, https://www.wired.co.uk/?international Music: "Two Finger Johnny" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Jack Morris : Mate, i only found this channel like a week ago and have since found all of these videos massively entertaining and have watched quite a lot. I really enjoy all of your videos and love your sense of humour. Good luck in future and hope to see you guys get further along, have fun pinning the cunty comments!

Mysterysoup Productions : Maybe if McDonald’s learnt the ways of the internet earlier, they wouldn’t be getting roasted by Wendy’s so much.

Jordan Biehl : So when I was 4 and my grandfather was showing me around an Atari Computer, introducing me to the internet, and teaching me MS-DOS, (in 1994) I knew more about tech than a fortune 500 company? God I love the world we live in.

ana123apple : “This is the sound of our childhood” more like the sound of disappointment for the next 20 minutes and that only if one of your parents didn’t decide to pick up the phone

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Michael Sander : I'd like to work for Big Wangers. Can I apply? I would love to put this on my CV (or resume).

wariodude128 : This reminds me of something I read once. Apparently someone had bought the domain xboxone.com, before the XBox One was a thing. When it was, Microsoft had to pay the guy who owned the domain name some money so they could own a site containing the name of their new system. Don't know how much money was involved, but it's still pretty funny.

Pete Brown : "Old man" lol I used the Internet in college, before it was open to the public. And it was text-only. Get the hell off my lawn. :)

SketchAndEtch : Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes.

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OuttaGoodNamesDangit : Imagine being the rival company to Big Wangers Inc. "I just saw the quarterly report: we're really getting pounded by Big Wangers!"

Simple Simon Speaks : Anytime i need a good laugh i watch this channel. Thanks guys

The Horse-leaf's Cabbage : So technically, I've been alive slightly longer than the time McD has owned their own domain name (I be born in 1994)

Gloria Vicis : We should all strive to be like Quittner.

Michelle Anya : Weird. It's like the universe waited until I was free for this video to appear on my feed. Thank you unknown technical issues. Wait does this mean Brad has to put VFX editor for Big Wangers, INC on his resume?

donashcroft93 : I wish I'd bought big wangers, I'd have extorted you for something way better than money. If you had wanted it back from me you would have had to do a months worth of videos in one of those green full body suits X'D I suppose that less extortion and more giving you an excuse though now I think about it. Can you give me a 0 hour contract for your company just so I can add it to my CV?

Alex my little Budgie : Do you need any employees for big wanngers INC? Can I apply for an apprenticeship? Thanks.

arino donichi : omg your green tatoo is messing with the green screen!! THIS IS THE BEST!! (this is why I love this channel. how friggin' chill and laid back it is)

TwiggyHetfield27 : I still remember waiting like 15 minutes to get on the internet only to be booted off 5 minutes later because someone was trying to call the house. Nothing pissed me off more then that. Then having to ask how long someone would be on the phone for because you wanted to go online. Kids nowadays will never know the struggle 😂🤣

Kintler11 : Everyone knows what the "internet noise" is as it was a meme.

LeGrimReaper : Karl, how can I become an employee of Big Wangers Inc.

el : I like your t-shirt

Eli Fite : I’ve been binging fact fiend for 2 straight hours

Safebox Gaming : "1990s McDonald's didn't know what the internet" Didn't know what the internet what? I need to know, thumbnail!

Daniel Montoya : We are now the BIG WANGERS squad XD Best fanbase name in all youtube

Khaosgamez : Ahh the dial up noise, formerly known as loading a game on my Spectrum for 45 minutes only for it to fail at the last 2nd and I have to rewind the tape and start again.....

Wolff : I was real young when the whole dial up for the Internet. I can remember my parents starting it up.

Ty Willis : Don't ever change Karl, you absolute unit.

Cy Johnson : 7:52 Jesus Christ we're reached dunked on levels that shouldnt be possible!

Flynn's Arcadia : On the topic of dodgy marketing slogans. Does anyone remember the cringy burger King advert for King Kong in 2005... Kong my whopper!! And even better for their milkshake... Go large, suck it and see! 😂

Aizen Sōsuke : Are you HIRING NOW!!!?

Lillian Finegold-Sachs : Okay, you have Big Wangers, but why not Wig Bangers?

Jello Luke : Under the Website the Official Office is listed under: 50 Weston Road, Doncaster, United Kingdom, DN4 8NF ..... okay

livid sphincter : About time you sold out.

199022009 : I screamed at the screen when you played the dial up sound.

Eva : Karl, you are my hero Also, I haven't seen any 50 shades jokes in the comments about you being a ceo and I'm honestly kinda dissapointed...

Rab1dGAMER : I am happy to inform you that bigwangers .co .za has not been taken yet

Freeze Dried Girolles : Smart move registering the company under the accountants' address. xD

MIKE D : The one disliked is that guy who bought the website XD

Ryan Taylor : Ahh the dialup noise, that takes me back.... P.S. I am only in my mid 30's and i remember when the internet was text only!!!!

Albert warren : Great video. One of the simplest videos but one of my favourites. Thank you.

Smell Yermaw : "Had Ronald by the McBalls" - missed opportunity hahaha

Trek001 : Big Wangers Inc Registered office address 50 Weston Road, Doncaster, United Kingdom, DN4 8NF Owner/Managing Director: Karl Damon Smallwood

Ned Ross : I was born in late 1993 thank you for making me feel old

hatednyc : Karl are you working out more? My boy gettin SWOLE! 😄