1990s McDonald's Didn't Know What the Internet Was (My Very Own Company)

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Matthew Clark : Who do we contact to become an employee of Big Wangers?

NumberOne#1 : Someone bought all BIG WANGERS INC website domains? That's some dedicating fan trolling right there.

Henry Ambrose : BIG WANGERS INC. is owned by a guy called Smallwood. Now that's what I call irony.

TennelleFlowers : Speaking of Domain Names, the company my partner used to work for is an Amish Printing Catalog called People's Exchange (which already sounds like some weird human trafficking thing, but I guess naive country bumpkins thought it sound nice and communal). When they bought their domain name, they were really afraid they were going to have to buy the domain peoplesexchange and people would misread it as "People Sex Change" so instead they bought the domain peoples(dot)exchange.

Sam : I first got internet access in the 1980s on Prodegy. It was so useless we cancelled our subscription. It had a few text based games and an encyclopedia that was hard to use. I got it again in 1995, when Windows 95 came out with AOL included as a free trial. That was when the internet exploded.

UltraPrimal : Honestly, I'm surprised the Big Wangers domain names weren't already taken. This is the internet we're talking about here.

Sean Goldfeder : So you know how Youtubers give their fanbases silly names? We can all be Employees of BIG WANGERS INC.

Issun McGoodmage : Do we have to address you as Karl Smallwood, CEO now?

Piero Figueroa Araya : I want to work for BIG WANGERS INC. Just to have big wangers in my resume XD

Jack Morris : Mate, i only found this channel like a week ago and have since found all of these videos massively entertaining and have watched quite a lot. I really enjoy all of your videos and love your sense of humour. Good luck in future and hope to see you guys get further along, have fun pinning the cunty comments!

Mysterysoup Productions : Maybe if McDonald’s learnt the ways of the internet earlier, they wouldn’t be getting roasted by Wendy’s so much.

Drakkenmensch Silverflare : Karl is slowly tattoing himself with green skin to become a LIVING GREEN SCREEN MAN. He will be INVISIBLE TO SPECIAL EFFECTS VIDEOS!

Jordan Biehl : So when I was 4 and my grandfather was showing me around an Atari Computer, introducing me to the internet, and teaching me MS-DOS, (in 1994) I knew more about tech than a fortune 500 company? God I love the world we live in.

Michael Sander : I'd like to work for Big Wangers. Can I apply? I would love to put this on my CV (or resume).

ana123apple : “This is the sound of our childhood” more like the sound of disappointment for the next 20 minutes and that only if one of your parents didn’t decide to pick up the phone

SketchAndEtch : Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes.

wariodude128 : This reminds me of something I read once. Apparently someone had bought the domain xboxone.com, before the XBox One was a thing. When it was, Microsoft had to pay the guy who owned the domain name some money so they could own a site containing the name of their new system. Don't know how much money was involved, but it's still pretty funny.

The Horse-leaf's Cabbage : So technically, I've been alive slightly longer than the time McD has owned their own domain name (I be born in 1994)

UltraPrimal : Too be fair, £50 sounds like about how much it would cost to register all those domain names. So I think it's only fair if you wanted the domain names, they get reimbursed for registering them.

Michelle Anya : Weird. It's like the universe waited until I was free for this video to appear on my feed. Thank you unknown technical issues. Wait does this mean Brad has to put VFX editor for Big Wangers, INC on his resume?

arino donichi : omg your green tatoo is messing with the green screen!! THIS IS THE BEST!! (this is why I love this channel. how friggin' chill and laid back it is)

Flynn's Arcadia : On the topic of dodgy marketing slogans. Does anyone remember the cringy burger King advert for King Kong in 2005... Kong my whopper!! And even better for their milkshake... Go large, suck it and see! 😂

Kintler11 : Everyone knows what the "internet noise" is as it was a meme.

Pete Brown : "Old man" lol I used the Internet in college, before it was open to the public. And it was text-only. Get the hell off my lawn. :)

OuttaGoodNamesDangit : Imagine being the rival company to Big Wangers Inc. "I just saw the quarterly report: we're really getting pounded by Big Wangers!"

TwiggyHetfield27 : I still remember waiting like 15 minutes to get on the internet only to be booted off 5 minutes later because someone was trying to call the house. Nothing pissed me off more then that. Then having to ask how long someone would be on the phone for because you wanted to go online. Kids nowadays will never know the struggle 😂🤣

Safebox Gaming : "1990s McDonald's didn't know what the internet" Didn't know what the internet what? I need to know, thumbnail!

Gloria Vicis : We should all strive to be like Quittner.

Simple Simon Speaks : Anytime i need a good laugh i watch this channel. Thanks guys

donashcroft93 : I wish I'd bought big wangers, I'd have extorted you for something way better than money. If you had wanted it back from me you would have had to do a months worth of videos in one of those green full body suits X'D I suppose that less extortion and more giving you an excuse though now I think about it. Can you give me a 0 hour contract for your company just so I can add it to my CV?

Tzisorey Tigerwuf : 24 years is basically quarter of a century - think of th...... oh shit... I'm a half century old.... DAMMIT KARL

LeGrimReaper : Karl, how can I become an employee of Big Wangers Inc.

Alex my little Budgie : Do you need any employees for big wanngers INC? Can I apply for an apprenticeship? Thanks.

Olan Kenny : You're getting too big now so YouTube is trying to slow you down by not sending out the notification. They obviously don't realise losers like me check your channel daily just in case 😂

name bn : It would of been so funny if someone bought McDonald's.com and put up a ad saying now with 20% more rat. Then include a gif of Sylvester Stallone from Demolition Man eating a rat burger, finding out it's a rat burger then continue to eat it anyway.

DarceyNE : I like your t-shirt

Lillian Finegold-Sachs : Okay, you have Big Wangers, but why not Wig Bangers?

Rena Ami Akai : I think kids these days should have to use dialup internet for at least a week, just to learn how privileged they are, and how easy they have it now.

NoLife Anime : You know what..... Somebody please make the dufensmirths (from ph&f) (the mad scientist) song into BIG WANGERS Incorporated. .

Khaosgamez : Ahh the dial up noise, formerly known as loading a game on my Spectrum for 45 minutes only for it to fail at the last 2nd and I have to rewind the tape and start again.....

Restive Leech : No thumbnail or notification

Denise Nova : Omg I just noticed your "Laika Boss" shirt. That's awesome :D

darkashtar : I remember having dial up and America Online. My god I'm old. I'll be 40 in 3 years, but at least I have long curly hair and a sick ass goatee. Even if there is some grey showing up. Even in my goatee one side is white the other is reddish brown.

Chibi dragon : Come on Karl they only wanted £50 they weren't black mailing as hard as they wanted to, it was I joke you could say "its just a prank bro"

MIKE D : The one disliked is that guy who bought the website XD

Ben Cooper : This channel is awesome. If you ever want a Welsh moron then I'm available.

Danny Dankmeme : Dial up is his childhood. The old windows startup noise is mine.

Ricardo Rodriguez : The owner and director of Big Wangers Inc. is called Mr. Smallwood

Cy Johnson : 7:52 Jesus Christ we're reached dunked on levels that shouldnt be possible!

Sclasspsycho : I remember having to wait for people to not be on the phone to use my dad's computer, but I think we didn't have dial up then. However, at my friend's house in the country, she had dial up and we waited for it so we could go on Newgrounds and watch flash animations.