The smartest Batman goon ever!

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DarkAeroWarrior : And it is here that we are truly blessed to see a momentously rare occurrence within Gotham City... a moment that is so rare that it only happens once a Blue Moon and lightning strikes twice in the same place at the same time... A thug using his brain, for once, to not attack Batman and to pretend that he did not see him at all.

Marc Zaddy : "All aboard the *Nope train* to *Fuck That Ville*."

James Jarman : And that is how you avoid getting yourself hospitalized in traction.

AdmiralHood : The nope is strong with this one.

Ashoi F : *This guy*.... Should get an *Award*

Reality Rejection Service : Good call, sir. Good call.

No One : the goon is like "He cant see my if I don't move around much."

The Batman : Either he's blind or he fears me....Personally, I think it's both

Red Lycan : Tip for everybody, if you see Batman, you know that he's working. And Batman doesn't like being interrupted while he's working.

Presto Puma : I wouldn't say he is smart as much as he cares more about his bones staying intact

Rod Ri : Batman: Stands there and stares at the goon. Goon has enough of a brain to close the door and walk away . Batman is a total badass

bounchofbeaners : just a straight up 'nope"   XD XD

Night Rider : *I specifically search youtube for this scene it was so good.Thanks for uploading*

SirFagg0t : 360 NOPE SCOPE

Bongo : Lol I like Batmans face in the whole ordeal. Batman thinking: "Well, if Alfred ever decides to retire I may of found his replacement...."

E N Fitz : It was in that moment, he remembered how he got his black eye the first time.

xStrykerJ : That thug's life flashed before his eyes the second he saw Batman

Entropy Spawn : Slow and steady wins the race... ...of who's gonna die last in Gotham city via broken ribs piercing through his vital organs (look it up)

Angelalex242 : Goon:Sorry, but I didn't level grind enough for this. I'd have to be triple my current level to even think about it.

TheSecretEye : These comments are gold.

JM Jack McNally : Dangerously Genre Savvy.

SnowyWolborg : Goon: Hnm, do I intelligently walk away and pretend I never saw anything, or foolishly try to take on someone known for leaving gangs of guys unconscious and maimed? ...Yeah, I'm gone.

cyke33 : What do you tell a goon from Gotham with one black eye?......... Nothing Bat man already talked to him.

Ricardo : why the hell is snoop dogg a batman villain??

watsg00dn199a : Batman usually hides in these kind of circumstance bbuuut he was ballsy today and wanted to see what the Goon was going to do 

TheOpinionatedPerson : And they say Lex Luthor is the smartest in the DC universe...

Otto von Doom : If only the Arkham games's thugs were as good as this guy. Though their mook banter IS pretty meta.

DemomanX614 : "Something wrong?" "Yeah Bill Cosbys in there, why don't you go say hi"

ZayIvory7 : You can just see the on his face the "ya know what?... I'm good."

Aquarian Sage : That man literally noped it out of there.

Kyle Vanderhoof : Damn, Battys didn't even have to give him the "bat glare."

Temerith : later on in his life, That goon went back to school and got a PHD So remember 2 things kids.... "When you see Batman, DONT see batman" and "Batman may see you, but you DONT see him"

Unhappy Bacon : so does thus mean, if you get your ass beat by Batman, you get smarter...? BATMAN HIT ME, PLEASE

ReduxEditor335 : I wonder if those two stormtroopers from The Force Awakens watched this before. (you all know the moment im talking about...)

watsg00dn199a : Goon: Well I was going to the kitchen to get me a cold budweiser , and I thought someone was in the boss's room. I open the door and was like "great googaly moogaly it's Batman" I was scared for my life, I already got a black eye and no health insurance. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TYME FO DAY!!

DarkScorpionOmega : For those who saw the episode you know how he got those bruises, he didn't want anymore

JadeToniRitsa L : *stares* nope, I'm not paid enough for this. *Closes door*

Wordsmith012 : Batman was never there at all. In fact, this was the addled mind of an addicted gamer realizing he had to go home and finish Arkham Knight or Batman would not approve.

Jeronimo McArthur : Goon: Someone in here? Batman: Who do you think? Goon: Oh crap... Batman: Well? Goon: No way I'm getting my ass kicked again....I'm just gonna.... Batman: Yeah. Goon: Go. *Leaves the room*

carson1372 : And he kept walking until he was outside the city limits.

The First Archangel : Thug: *reaches for gun* Batman: Now! I want you to take a moment and think about your choices... You either walk out of this room without any harm whatsoever....or I'll break all 300 bones in your body and leave you danglng off the roof by a thin wire. So whats it gonna be? *Thug leaves*  Batman:Good choice Thug: *Immeditly goes to bathroom and changes pants and then quits job and takes a plane to austrailia.

xXSilentAgent47Xx : The fact is he was already beaten by Batman. Didn't/Don't want to get another black eye from him.

blazingsonic : *Checks rooms, Sees Batman* Nope....*Walks out quits the goon life, the next day receives a job application from Bruce Wayne already approved and all it needs is for me to sign and send it in* One less thug on the street.

MrKarnator : Goon: No sudden moves, do not scream, back up slowly, calmly close the door and walk away, do not rat out the bat, and everything will be fine.

Dr. Sci-Fi : Like the guards from assassins creed

Basicyouthmedia : It was at that moment, he decided to turn his life around and became a loving family man.

Meelog Malterion : ....I wonder if Batman ever told this story to anyone...

Psychotic Ninja : Goon 1: "Something wrong?" Goon 2: "...Nope, now excuse me while I go change my pants..." Goon 1: *puzzled look, enters same room, leaves* "Looks like I need a pair too"

The Fifth Lord: Silence : Only way that would have been more epic if the second goon came up while the first was still processing what he sees, sees Batman and closes the door for the first one.

Johnny Quan : Lolll, I love this xDD