Dark Internet Rituals

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slimkt : Currently watching this in the dark with a mouthful of salt water.

LiquidArmProduction : 1. Cut open the giant porg 2. Climb inside it 3. Sew it back up 4. Start rolling to make the porg look like it’s possessed and moving on its own

JelloApocalypse : This medium isn't going to reach its full potential until people start doing Yahoo Answers-style rituals where commenters can interact and ask these specific questions and give their feedback on how the ritual went. I want to see that back-and-forth.

Amber Louise : “The longer it is alive, the angrier it will get at being alive.” I think so many can relate to that.

Lady Marmalade : *RITUAL TO BECOME THE EDGIEST TEENAGER. VERY WORKS. MUCH REAL.* 1.) Invite a couple of friends over for a sleepover to summon McGriel. Request as your prize a difficult to obtain scorpion. 2.) Summon Mr Eyes, and outlast one of your friends. WARNING!!! YOU MUST OUTLAST THIS FRIEND, OR ELSE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROCEED!! DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE BLINDED!!! 3.) Reuse the bathwater from the Mr Eyes ritual to play Hide and Seek Alone, and allow the demon teddy bear to kill your other friend. IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU REUSE THE BATHWATER!! WASTING BATHWATER CAN RESULT IN WATER SHORTAGES!!1!!!1!! 4.) Take your friend's body and McGriel's difficult to obtain scorpion out into the woods to raise your friend from the dead. Take a bicycle with you so that you can outrun your zombie friend. FACT!!!!! THE DEAD CANNOT OUTRUN BICYCLES!!! 5.) Head to a building with an elevator and at least 10 floors. Going into the Otherworld will allow you to escape your zombie friend, and you will find McGriel there waiting for you, ready to proceed with your wedding.

Samuel Polk : I want a version of Bloody Mary where she tells you your future husband’s name AND THEN decapitates you.

Scarlett Victoria : accidentally summoning a demon while taking a bath sounds like the beginning of a demon fluff friends to lovers fanfiction

Puffed Rice : I like how all of these creepy rituals have both a single player and a multiplayer option.

Jacquib : McGriel is that fun demon uncle you never had.

TheNumnutRandomness : So the rituals are basically: 1. Ruin a perfectly good doll and squat in the dark 2. Stay in the elevator for an inordinate amount of time 3. STEAL A CORPSE AND GET A SCORPION PLASTERED 4. Trivial Pursuit and tea time with a ghost 5. Staring contest with yourself then a tub

Artemis Wolf : In Venezuela there a legend that says that if a dwarf asks you to lit his cigarette you aren’t supposed to do it, because if you do he’ll reveal he has fangs and then grow 10 feet tall, doesn’t really mentions what happens after that.

Nolan's Trash Zone : READ THE JEFF INSANITY SEQUEL ALREADY!!!

EskiltheWanderer : "No McGreel, today's your lucky day" - Jenny turning creepypasta into erotica

BatrachSkadi : "I'm an American, and I know that the only thing that scares Americans more than ghosts is foreign things that we don't understand, and this is both."

Volta : H.P. Lovecraft built an entire career on "I looked behind me and saw something... Indescribably scary" Then he goes on to explain it. And it's usually tentacles.

Lotus : The reason Mr Eyes never has eyes is because he donates them to children instead. He's actually a really nice guy if you give him a chance. I'm up to 37 eyes at the moment, it's great. Thanks, Mr Eyes!

hiawkwardimdad : McGriel is so nice like I'm actually crying I want to meet him he's just the best grandpa friend what the heck I love him

Pavle Mihajlovic : Someone needs to write a creepypasta with a title: "I cut myself while shaving, and now an eyeless demon won't leave me alone" 😂

jocontemporary : "The longer they are alive the angrier they get at being alive" that's not a feeling restricted to the undead

Artemis Wolf : All these rules for spirits seem arbitrary, in Venezuela if you wanna see a ghost you just get drunk and walk down the street, then the spirit will appear and beat you up a bit, unless she is a lady with a donkey head

Martyna Sikończyk : This is an extremely serious ritual. That's why it's a hide and seek game. I also love how you start the game by summoning an insanely powerful demon but then humiliate it by playing hide and seek without, I guess, giving it the option to hide. I mean shit, I was a lonely kid when I was four, and my version of hide and seek alone was to put 10 walnuts into a plastic pink basket, close my eyes, throw all the nuts out so that they end up wherever on the floor and then open my eyes to find them all. It wasn't very exciting but still better than putting a doll in a bathtub and finding it in the bathtub

Dan C : I've been playing the Hide and Seek Alone professionally in the major leagues for years now; right now I'm recovering from a stab wound from my last tournament, I ended up 5th, I couldn't outsmart the Care Bare (it was Funshine Bear with Pazuzu inside). I can't tell you how many times I've swallowed a little of the salt water, hahaha XD, I can assure you, as long as you spit out about 60% of the water back to the doll, you SHOULD be fine. Also, at first your friends might not want to play with you and sponsorships can be few and far between, BUT, if you keep at it, you'll find that the Hide and Seek Alone community (or loners) can be a very supportive group and you'll make lifelong friendships (keep in mind that lifelong might not be a long time as Hide and Seek Alone has a high mortality rate). Anyways, love your videos Jenny, keep it up -XOXO #loners #HideAndSeekAlone4Life #blessed,literally

austen bentley : I can't wait to see this turned into a sony 'horror' movie 10 years after it was vaguely relevant.

sunstripe85 : So.... im a young woman who works in a building with over 10 floors and i work on the 5th floor so any time i get on to leave it's that floor. I am totally going to punk anyone who looks freaked out from now on XD give them some crazy eyes and just say: where are you going?

Hobartthedolphinboy : Mmm yes, I can see you've surrounded yourself with your various occult items

Sarah Garner : The Elevator Game seems potentially dangerous for random women getting into an elevator on the fifth floor at 3 am.

ouijacorn : "McGriel would treat me right." - Jenny Nicholson, 2018

Spencer D : Here is a ritual that will give you a chicken zombie. WARNING: if you do not follow the instructions carefully the chicken zombie may attach you and try to kill you. Please do not try this. First, take some chicken and cut it into small pieces. Make sure there is no skin or bones in the pieces. Add them to a pan and add some cream of chicken soup. This will form the body of the zombie and rehydrate it’s corpse. Then add two cups of rice and a bag of frozen broccoli as food to help the chicken restore. Fresh brócoli may work, but has been known to make the ritual go wrong. Mix the food with the chicken to ensure it’s entire body will be fed. Cover with cheese to make its bones strong. Finally cover the pan with the concoction in foil to create an isolated area for the zombie to form. When you are ready to create the zombie, put it in an oven at 350 degrees for 1 hour to mimic a womb. Then remove the pan and let sit for 15 minutes.

Atomic Topher : I will risk calling Bloody Mary if she tells me that Jenny is my future husband.

legendre007 : While the topic is morbid, I can't feel scared when I see Jenny Nicholson's plushie collection. 😊👻

culwin : Jenny is one way I keep up with what the young people are into.

Znijik_the_Zed : I'm writing a new horror novel called Very Scary. Our protagonist will just be telling us how scary things are in quantitative terms rather than qualitative ones. This will be a good writing tool as it will allow the reader to imagine the scary things themselves. It will be a different story for everyone, but the experience will be equally terrifying. Here's a sample of the writing. "On a scale of one to ten, I'd say that thing I saw was like an eleven." See? Doesn't that just chill your bones?

a guy : Yikes! There's a wet man in my bathtub!

humansfuckoff : I tried summoning McGriel in the hopes of getting company for tea time but he didn't even show up. 0/10 would not ritual again

Artemis Wolf : What if you put the spirit in like a Porg? How is he supposed to chase me and stab me? Like I have Pokémon stuff Togepi, is he just going to roll to me?

Darkfaith 66 : I am currently leaving cookies and milk out for McGriel....Can't wait to see my presents in the morning.

TheGreenGentlewoman : N E V E R S W A L L O W T H E S A L T W A T E R

THX 1138 : Shouldn't he be Mr. No Eyes? What happened to his eyes? Did he lose his own contest?

a guy : "Is he there in my tub? *Is he WET?* "

Toby Bailey : my favourite ritual is “trapped in a island with Josh Hucherson” to summon the ritual- just pull out all your Josh Hucherson items (Lamps, pillows etc) then get on your Dads boat and travel to Hollywood. You WILL meet Josh.

Dallas Lenzi : i know so much about these rituals just for kicks, especially hide and go seek by yourself. just for trivia: its not an 'ancient' ritual, its just something a bunch of japanese and korean kids were doing first, and westerners found out about it and translated it. they say to turn your tv to an off the air channel at first, and any radios to static (if you still have radios). also originally its not salt water, but jichinsai, a sake made with salt that is used in shintoism to placate spirits (as well as gods and other things). a big issue ive seen is girls's cellphone charms end up giving them away because they jingle (which would probably happen to me) or are texting friends which also makes noise. the instructions usually say to leave your cellphone off because the ghost may attempt to call you to give away your location. also a lot of the japanese/korean stories end up with kids taking the doll to a priest to be cleansed and getting lectured by the priest because the ghost is genuinely upset you stabbed it and mocked it and stuff. most of the reasons why the game may 'last' more than two hours is because the doll is somewhere hard to find. i havent seen any stories where someone waited longer than 30 minutes before either getting bored, or getting too scared to continue. dolls have ended up in air vents or stuck themselves in closets, probably because they either didn't want to play because they got mad, or sort of figured out what you're up to and want to stick around possessing a doll in spite. which is what i would do if someone brought me back from the dead to this bitch of an earth, stabbed me, and then demanded i play a creepy childrens game in a dark house with them. as for why people do it, most of the novelty of it is hearing what the ghost says. most stories have the ghost cycle through the tv channels/radio channels in an attempt to form sentences or communicate, or bang on doors/knock stuff off counters in an effort to scare whoever theyre looking for into making noise. as for "how do you know it will be a demon?" the wording you use in japanese at least, "it" can be interpreted as "oni" which is an evil spirit. i dont know how much that will hold up in another language, or if regular old salt water will work. just having holy water might work better, but if you're in america and end up summoning a non-western spirit, good luck i guess figuring out what kind so you can get rid of it. do i believe most of these rituals work? probably not. do i believe in spirits? yes. some of this does make sense for basic spirit work/communication, but is getting all the details wrong almost purposefully. like why be a dick to spirit? for the sake of this ritual, just to watch it be angry and upset. do i think people will DIE from this game in particular? probably not. the elevator game oddly scares me, even though i know its random numbers. probably because elevators are just scary in general. one time in high school moving supplies for drama with my friend i pressed the top floor button and the really old elevator reset for some reason and took us to the basement and we were terrified because the basement is really dark and the elevator opens up in the darkest part of the hall near where some creepy storage rooms are and the old vent room (which was absolutely dangerous and not up to code for a school). elevators are just creepy

ʟ ᴏ s ᴇ ʀ : McGriel is literally the only demon I’d want to summon, honestly.

funkoxen : Is Jenny Nicholson the dark web? she does have a pumpkin and snakes.

Rainy Rouge : Hide and Seek with a Porg Ritual 1.Get a porg.It must be off model.If the porg is on model,the demon will want to stay in it because who wouldn't want to be a porg 2.Name the porg.Ex:Porgy,Porgina,Porgels,or Sir Potgington 3.Cut open the porg and replace the stuffing with crappy Star Wars themed cereal 4.Go in front of the porg and say clearly three times:I am your master,you poorly sharpened avocado with legs 5:Stab the porg with a toothpick 6:Huddle in the dark until the porg starts moving.When it does start moving,get your lightsaber toy and whack it until the demon leaves

McKenna Barnette : Used a ouija board at my friend’s house a while ago. But we didn’t have an actual ouija board so we made one with paper and a water bottle cap. It didn’t work. I think it’s because we wrote “Luigi” on top instead of ouija and we couldn’t take it seriously. Just a fun little story lmao.

J M : "Is there a major leagues of hide and seek alone? Who will sponsor me?" I mean, obviously, Audible.

zickner's junk : The darkest internet game is using the internet at all

Rahela Demeter : Tbh the elevator game seems like it would be more fun played the other way around. Like dress up creepy and wait around the fifth floor of your apartment building just to freak out random teenagers. I've done dumber things with my Saturday night.

Daniel Sterman : I was drinking seltzer when you mentioned ruining the ritual by blasting Phineas and Ferb. I very nearly destroyed my laptop. I hope you're happy.

Peter Benson : I appreciate that you water your Oddish regularly with delicious sparkling Lacroix water.