Capp00 : I have tears running down my face. I've been trying to learn the real lyrics and found this one instead. Will never learn the real lyrics now.
p. f. : 1924: I guess in the future there will be flying cars
2012: this video
The 6 Sides : This is honestly the best thing on the entire internet
TraderOfGods GT : "SALSA COOKIES, WINDMILL COOKIES...
THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA!!!!
THIS OCTOPUS! LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS
SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA
OW! PAPER CUT, SANDPAPER AHHHHH!!!
POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN...
GO TASTE THE DIP
ITS MADE WITH COOL WHIP
MAKE ROOM FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PIECE OF LOVELY CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
back to the future was so wrong
whiteraven562 : I want to see a choir sing these lyrics instead of the real ones and see if anyone in the audience notices
Egg Weird : Here are the real latin lyrics:
O Fortuna
Velut luna
Statu variabilis
Semper crescis
Aut decrescis;
Vita detestabilis
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Ludo mentis aciem,
Egestatem,
Potestatem
Dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
Et inanis,
Rota tu volubilis
Status malus,
Vana salus
Semper dissolubilis,
Obumbrata
Et velata
Michi quoque niteris;
Nunc per ludum
Dorsum nudum
Fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
Et virtutis
Michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
Sine mora
Corde pulsum tangite;
Quod per sortem
Sternit fortem,
Mecum omnes plangite!
Translated to english:
O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing,
ever waning,
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
as fancy takes it;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice
fate – monstrous
and empty,
you whirling wheel,
you are malevolent,
well-being is vain
and always fades to nothing,
shadowed
and veiled
you plague me too;
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy
fate is against me
in health
and virtue,
driven on
and weighted down,
always enslaved.
so at this hour
without delay
pluck the vibrating strings;
since Fate
strikes down the strong man,
everyone weep with me!
SixWingZombi : Six years later and this is all I can think of when I hear this song. You've ruined it for me forever.
szkitty : *wipes tear from eye*
that... that was beautiful.
simonster -909 : Some men just want to watch the hot temperate cheese burn.
S'MoreShmallow : i died when it hit "SALSA COOKIES, WINDMILL COOKIES!!!!"
Cierra Cavanagh : I have to actually sing this for my choir concert tomorrow and I feel like I'm going to sing this version instead of the original
SlitheryPoppy4 : THIS OCTOPUS!! 🐙
LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS!! 👞
SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!!! 🇰🇵
Rand S A : Honestly, youtube just placed this on my list and i am in tears. Damnnn i am so late on this.
BobaFett9000 : This is what the internet was made for.
Anlia Jefferson : As someone who is singing this in choir, this gave me life
Shivam Thakur : This is what YouTube needs to stay relevant.
NAKITA NAKITA : *SALSA COOKIES,WINDMILL COOKIES*
ANIIYAH : 1:36 THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME OMG 😱😱😱😵
The King of the Penguins : Okay, now where are the misheard lyrics?
drewping2002 : Never buying windmill cookies, don't want gonorrhea!
TheDarkArgus : *This is the best 2½ minutes in my life*
Owl Ticks : oh my god it sounds like it's actually saying the misheard lyrics now, that's so uncanny
epic aaron04 : Lost it at LOOK THERE FRUIT LOOP
Kasran Fox : This video changed my life.
TheSparkyWriter : I love that the octopus was perfectly fine going to North Korea.
Volto : The original song has LESS views than the misheard lyrics.
Michael E. Griesbaum : I will never unhear these lyrics XD
Vale Olivares : °wipes tear from eye°THIS IS DA BEST THING EVER CREATED
JWT Gaming : This octopus! Lets give him boots! Send him to North Korea! 😂
Justin : 1:57 - 2:02
"OW, PAPER CUT!"
"SANDPAPER, AHH!"
THIS PART IS THE BEST IN MY OPINION
KitKat : salsa cookies made me laugh way more than it should have xD
Sick Sara : This is art.
HuachiYouTube : THE CAKE IS A LIE
Iorveth : Aaaaand here are the real lyrics, in case you were wondering:
O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
it’s golp : We watched this in school we all laughed for 10 minutes just one didn't laugh... I think he doesn't have a soul
BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS : This ruined the song for me now I can't hear it without hearing these lyrics and I love o fortuna
Slow&Low : This is the absolute greatest thing I have ever seen in the past 12.5 minutes.
Lab cat : Try not to laugh
Me:challenge accepted!
(End of video)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CodSucks911 : Note to self: avoid salsa and windmill cookies
Killer Wolf18887 : I found this song when my law teacher showed it to us in class
BEST TEACHER EVA
XxEdisonxX : 1:37-2:37 rip headphone users
Felix Björklund : I wish I found this video-No! This MASTERPIECE earlier. This is just pure gold! It's one of the few videos on YouTube that actually makes me laugh, and I am grateful for it's existence.
Sincerely, a supporter of North Korean octopuses in shoes.
Blazefur the true hero : Ladies and gentlemen, we have hit PEAK YOUTUBE!!!!!!
Rudolf Klusal : "Send it to North Korea" totally destroyed me :-D :-D
redevil 17 : How hungry were you when you made this video?
redevil 17 : If my teacher tells me to memorize o fortuna I'll sing this instead
Hawk Light : I ached so much laughing from this
But I was wearing headphones sitting under my bed so everyone might have thought I was insane
grace m : beautiful
Internet Explorer : People: Because of this I can’t learn the real lyrics and unhear this
Me: Hears this before the original, learned the real lyrics, cant mishear this
Mitchell Indelicato : This has corrupted every listening to O Fortuna I've had.
Capp00 : I have tears running down my face. I've been trying to learn the real lyrics and found this one instead. Will never learn the real lyrics now.
p. f. : 1924: I guess in the future there will be flying cars 2012: this video
The 6 Sides : This is honestly the best thing on the entire internet
TraderOfGods GT : "SALSA COOKIES, WINDMILL COOKIES... THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA!!!! THIS OCTOPUS! LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA OW! PAPER CUT, SANDPAPER AHHHHH!!! POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN... GO TASTE THE DIP ITS MADE WITH COOL WHIP MAKE ROOM FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAA PIECE OF LOVELY CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" back to the future was so wrong
whiteraven562 : I want to see a choir sing these lyrics instead of the real ones and see if anyone in the audience notices
Egg Weird : Here are the real latin lyrics: O Fortuna Velut luna Statu variabilis Semper crescis Aut decrescis; Vita detestabilis Nunc obdurat Et tunc curat Ludo mentis aciem, Egestatem, Potestatem Dissolvit ut glaciem. Sors immanis Et inanis, Rota tu volubilis Status malus, Vana salus Semper dissolubilis, Obumbrata Et velata Michi quoque niteris; Nunc per ludum Dorsum nudum Fero tui sceleris. Sors salutis Et virtutis Michi nunc contraria, est affectus et defectus semper in angaria. Hac in hora Sine mora Corde pulsum tangite; Quod per sortem Sternit fortem, Mecum omnes plangite! Translated to english: O Fortune, like the moon you are changeable, ever waxing, ever waning, hateful life first oppresses and then soothes as fancy takes it; poverty and power it melts them like ice fate – monstrous and empty, you whirling wheel, you are malevolent, well-being is vain and always fades to nothing, shadowed and veiled you plague me too; now through the game I bring my bare back to your villainy fate is against me in health and virtue, driven on and weighted down, always enslaved. so at this hour without delay pluck the vibrating strings; since Fate strikes down the strong man, everyone weep with me!
SixWingZombi : Six years later and this is all I can think of when I hear this song. You've ruined it for me forever.
szkitty : *wipes tear from eye* that... that was beautiful.
simonster -909 : Some men just want to watch the hot temperate cheese burn.
S'MoreShmallow : i died when it hit "SALSA COOKIES, WINDMILL COOKIES!!!!"
Cierra Cavanagh : I have to actually sing this for my choir concert tomorrow and I feel like I'm going to sing this version instead of the original
SlitheryPoppy4 : THIS OCTOPUS!! 🐙 LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS!! 👞 SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!!! 🇰🇵
Rand S A : Honestly, youtube just placed this on my list and i am in tears. Damnnn i am so late on this.
BobaFett9000 : This is what the internet was made for.
Anlia Jefferson : As someone who is singing this in choir, this gave me life
Shivam Thakur : This is what YouTube needs to stay relevant.
NAKITA NAKITA : *SALSA COOKIES,WINDMILL COOKIES*
ANIIYAH : 1:36 THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME OMG 😱😱😱😵
The King of the Penguins : Okay, now where are the misheard lyrics?
drewping2002 : Never buying windmill cookies, don't want gonorrhea!
TheDarkArgus : *This is the best 2½ minutes in my life*
Owl Ticks : oh my god it sounds like it's actually saying the misheard lyrics now, that's so uncanny
epic aaron04 : Lost it at LOOK THERE FRUIT LOOP
Kasran Fox : This video changed my life.
TheSparkyWriter : I love that the octopus was perfectly fine going to North Korea.
Volto : The original song has LESS views than the misheard lyrics.
Michael E. Griesbaum : I will never unhear these lyrics XD
Vale Olivares : °wipes tear from eye°THIS IS DA BEST THING EVER CREATED
JWT Gaming : This octopus! Lets give him boots! Send him to North Korea! 😂
Justin : 1:57 - 2:02 "OW, PAPER CUT!" "SANDPAPER, AHH!" THIS PART IS THE BEST IN MY OPINION
KitKat : salsa cookies made me laugh way more than it should have xD
Sick Sara : This is art.
HuachiYouTube : THE CAKE IS A LIE
Iorveth : Aaaaand here are the real lyrics, in case you were wondering: O Fortuna velut luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem. Sors immanis et inanis, rota tu volubilis, status malus, vana salus semper dissolubilis, obumbrata et velata michi quoque niteris; nunc per ludum dorsum nudum fero tui sceleris. Sors salutis et virtutis michi nunc contraria, est affectus et defectus semper in angaria. Hac in hora sine mora corde pulsum tangite; quod per sortem sternit fortem, mecum omnes plangite!
it’s golp : We watched this in school we all laughed for 10 minutes just one didn't laugh... I think he doesn't have a soul
BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS : This ruined the song for me now I can't hear it without hearing these lyrics and I love o fortuna
Slow&Low : This is the absolute greatest thing I have ever seen in the past 12.5 minutes.
Lab cat : Try not to laugh Me:challenge accepted! (End of video) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CodSucks911 : Note to self: avoid salsa and windmill cookies
Killer Wolf18887 : I found this song when my law teacher showed it to us in class BEST TEACHER EVA
XxEdisonxX : 1:37-2:37 rip headphone users
Felix Björklund : I wish I found this video-No! This MASTERPIECE earlier. This is just pure gold! It's one of the few videos on YouTube that actually makes me laugh, and I am grateful for it's existence. Sincerely, a supporter of North Korean octopuses in shoes.
Blazefur the true hero : Ladies and gentlemen, we have hit PEAK YOUTUBE!!!!!!
Rudolf Klusal : "Send it to North Korea" totally destroyed me :-D :-D
redevil 17 : How hungry were you when you made this video?
redevil 17 : If my teacher tells me to memorize o fortuna I'll sing this instead
Hawk Light : I ached so much laughing from this But I was wearing headphones sitting under my bed so everyone might have thought I was insane
grace m : beautiful
Internet Explorer : People: Because of this I can’t learn the real lyrics and unhear this Me: Hears this before the original, learned the real lyrics, cant mishear this
Mitchell Indelicato : This has corrupted every listening to O Fortuna I've had.