Carson Robison - We're Gonna Have to Slap the Dirty Little Jap

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We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it We’ll skin that streak of yellow from this sneaky little fellow And he’ll think a cyclone’s struck him when we’re thru it We’ll take the double crosser to the old woodshed We’ll start on his bottom and we’ll go to his head When we get done with him, he’ll wish that he was dead We gotta slap the dirty little Jap Uncle Sam’s a man who’s given a helpin’ hand To many a foreign lands; don’t forget it! But when somebody goes to trompin’ on his toes They’d better guard their nose or they’ll regret it. We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it The Japs and all their hooey will be changed into chop suey And the rising sun will set when we get thru it Their alibi for fighting is to save their face For ancestors waiting in celestial space We’ll kick their precious face down to the other place We gotta slap the dirty little Jap We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it. I wouldn’t fool ya mister: He can raise an awful blister, And somebody’s pants will burn before we’re through it . We’ll reach across the ocean and grab that yella Jap And turn him upside down right on Democracy’s lap. We’ll blister his axis and do it with a snap! We gotta slap the dirty little Jap. Uncle Sam is mild: As peaceful as a child, But never get him riled or you will rue it! So now they wanna fight! Well they’ve bit off quite a bite! And Uncle Sam is gonna make ‘em chew it! We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it. ‘Cause it really is a feature when he starts to be a teacher. We can show you several pupils who’ve been through it . Uncle Sam believes in the Golden Rule But when he’s double crossed he’s gotta kick like a mule! We’re warnin’ Hilters tool: Uncle Sam’s a fightin’ fool! We’ve gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

Comments

Michinomiya Hirohito : When r/animemes goes to war against r/historymemes

Alessandro Pagetti : How to trigger anime fan from every country

Daily Dose Of Nick Kurs : When you see that one Jap who's trying to flex with his grade's

Pokemon's republic of unova : I'd like to see a version for when we go to war with North Korea.

James Scott : We're gonna slap the dirty little weeb

BarryBiceps aka Freddy Flapjack : My 7th grade social studies teacher would play this in class

Michinomiya Hirohito : Please don't drop anymore nukes America, my people just started making this weird cartoon porn called hentai.

jappie jappo : come slap me!

WonkyLonky : Also very patriotic

Wildburn : *Top Ten Anime Intros*

Dalton Chew : When the anime con is around.

το γλυκο πουλι της χούντας : Ah weebs that's something to watch not anime....... murica is the best🇺🇸

Phillip Beer : My Grandma was a Rosie the Riveter in Akron Ohio and built Corsair fighters that the Japanese pilots called Screaming Death because they would dive from higher altitudes making a screaming noise as they decended and came up behind them and blew them to pieces. My Uncle Carlos was in the invation fleet head for Japan for the first wave of the invasion on their mainland. Japanese soldiers did not surrender but prefered to die. We learned quickly at Guadalcanal that if you tried to help their wounded they would pull a handgernade and kill themself and you along with them. So we did not take many prisoners. If we would have landed an invasion force on their main land we'd have won but at a cost of perhaps a million men and their casualties would have even much higher than ours. We fire bombed Tokyo with 300 B-29s and it killed more people than the atomic bombs did weeks later. When we dropped the A-bombs the Emporer decided to lay down their arms. The bombs saved many more lives than they took. Grandma did not care because my uncle very likely would have died in the invasion but he returned home and lived a long happy life and he still lives yet. I do not hate the Japanese people today but I would never apologize for dropping the bomb. After all they started it when they attacked Pearl Harbor.

N Crowbar : Anti Weeb Theme

overmostheads : When you keep getting Hanzo'd

Teeser : Tomorrow marks 73 years since the fist a bomb on Japan, imagine the stress of Harry S Truman when he gave that order

Scharn Horst : My fav version :)

sr3592 : Here from Hacksaw Ridge

BigNosedGod : I'm not complaining, but how is this "advertiser friendly."

Malfadan445 : My thought When i see some weeaboo trying to act like a japanese schoolboy in anime

Some One : My grandpa owned a jap skull he got it when he killed one in Saipan

Higgs666 : I came here to punch Nazis, but I think I'd prefer this.

Максим Андреев : That's the real America! xD

Boomer Lizard : Only one here from for honor?

Templar Blonic sez: DEUS VULT! : I come here any time I have to slap a dirty little Jap in For Honor.

mike anderson : Just meet a fellow 2/2 Marine that fought on Tarawa. 93 years old. I should have played this song for him. OORAH, GET SOME, KILL EM ALL!!!

American Pie : Proud to be related to somebody who fought in the Pacific

Swiss Francs : We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it We'll skin the streak of yellow from this sneaky little fellow And he'll think a cyclone hit him when he's thru it We'll take the double crosser to the old woodshed We'll start on his bottom and go to his head When we get thru with him he'll wish that he was dead We gotta slap the dirty little Jap We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it The Japs and all their hooey will be changed into chop suey And the rising sun will set when we get thru it Their alibi for fighting is to save their face For ancestors waiting in celestial space We'll kick their precious face down to the other place We gotta slap the dirty little Jap We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it We'll murder Hirohito, massacre that slob Benito Hang'em with that Shickle gruber when we're thru it We'll search the highest mountain for the tallest tree To build us a hanging post for the evil three We'll call in all our neighbors, let'em know their free We gotta slap the dirty little Jap

Herald Hendrix : this is quite possibly the best song of all time.

The Nobody14200 : You have to admit that the song is pretty catchy though.

Niko0902 : Is this the Anti-Weeb song?

thebigs : Back in the Day...

rebel son : SEMPER - FI

Dat Stoplight : We’re gonna have to slap a dirty little shat

Brother Moa : We’re gonna have to slap the little weebs

Gamer GunShot : So this doesn’t get age restricted but the other ones do?

HecklerOP : satisfying as i m a korean homi3s

Alonzo Aldaba : When Japanese imperialists start making a comeback

Fahrettin Türkkan : When you have a sick kda ratio and you are in japanese forests

Mj Verostek : Not the Honoraryans!

Exploiting_Ruby : I’m 500th like 👍👍👍👍

Bepis Schultz : lyrics are wrong

John Doe : Vintage military propaganda songs are very fascinating

Pablo Burritochi : REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR

Phillip Beer : It was my Grandma's record. We were at war with you when the song was written. We no long feel ill toward your people. You are a great people and you are right it would be a boring world without the Japanese people and all you have added to the world. I might add that no one can say the Japamnese soldier lacked courage. They were a fierce enemy.

Paul Masters : Bro, I am a hardcore anime fan, but this is still my favorite song

OtakuRen : Ok

MissAmazanda : Um..............so.............anyways lol

凱旋 : Σ(゜Д゜)