Are you sober now? – Ozzy Osbourne

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SztywnyPatyk : Google Translate detected Mandarin language.

твоя мамка : what seems to be the officer, problem?

Stoned Meadow Of Doom : Hard to believe he's almost 70. Dude took enough drugs throughout the 70's and 80's to kill 10 men.

Necrophagist1999 : Ozzy.exe has stopped working.

Dan Slash : Me in the morning when someone asks "Are you awake?"

Lu : lmao 'no. uhm now? yea uhasdjahlhsahhu'

ᚫᛞᚱᛁᚫᚾ ᛚᚢᛏᚺᛖᚱ : Ozzy translator: "No. Now? Yeah, as far I remember, but I-I-I've b' always doing it n' I-I-I'm getting there."

Comrade Tito : he almost said "i never was" lmao

Reckless Redcoat : When your teacher asks if you've done your homework.

Bänsheeofficial : Sharon understood every single word of that

aiRCoft : Good officer, evening.

lilsmokedout : when you tryna talk on acid

Ryan Pokorny : It's the lost look in his eyes that really ties this video together.

BRANDON FROM ALL THE WAY : "No, I-I NOW yeah I ImnevI uh Iiiiuuhohohiermniuhtoheehirihrhrihoohhhrehuh"

Sepulveda Productions : This is the one video I wish had captions available

Jacob McCarthy : I swear to drunk I'm not God!!!

Benzel : I literally laughed so hard my thighs cramped up rock solid, resulting in some sort of panic-laughing attack forcing me to vomit up my dinner and what was left of my internal organs.

Andrew Harman : when you come home drunk from the party and your mom sees you

Luke Adams : Google translate can't even figure out what he said 😂

Say Whut? : Amagine being warped into some weird alternative dimension where all humans talked like this

Chris Logan : Me in a job interview

Mia Moore : My mom when she ask did I do my homework

Derek Nowicki : All you can make out is " I rolled a joint" wonder what else he was on.

Brockovich614 : Me when I'm trying to call in sick.

AndroxineVortex : Ozzy.exe has stopped working

Blaine Cooper : "What are your special talent?" Me:

Carium : Charles manson and ozzy need to get together and answer the epic question

grrizo : No... emm... now yes... emmm.. i neveremnomeaahemnowemomentshahyesnoemmhemm.


Samuel Martin : Officer: Sir, are you drunk? Ozzie: No officer, I'm Ozzy. Nice to meet you.

Dario sanchez : that close up they did to my dude tho 😂😂😂

baby girl : When you show up to work half turnt

Latte Freddo : No...Now? Yeah I am now bu bu but..I...I...I have moments... I wonder if in his head everything he says sounds clear

Kim Il-Sung : me irl

Will S. J. : man pleeease... were is the full interview?!! =D i'm searching the all night for it! =D

RelativelyHostile1 : N-now yeah, I am now, but I uhh have moments where uhh I feel it

Teh Gurt : What Barbara doesn't know is that Ozzy just opened a portal somewhere in the vast outreaches of space, why do you ask? the world may never know.

hülye ló : This should be on important videos

Dan D : Look, I'm not as drunk as I think you are Offi-Lucifer, I swear to dog.

Mikerbert : When you pay for cheap data service and don't know if Ozzy is stuttering or that's just your phone.

Dirty Dan : When you’re failing a foreign language class.

Jacob Ryan : I wonder if it can understand us.

falloutpc1 : Stammering Brain fart

Adyle : when you're wife asks where you've been all night.

Soulinger : Drunk of Ozz Diary of a Drunkman Drunk at the Moon The Ultimate Drink No Drink For The Wicked No More Drinks Drunkmosis Drunk To Earth Under Drink Black Drink Drunk

the nforcer : Reasonable explanation.

Josh Rhodes : Funny the first time, sad the second time.

Reinhold : now yeah ahe ooh ahe ooh ahe ahe aah eho ooh

Russell Manyfingers : Damn Ozzy gotta hit Cont+Alt+Del up in his dome..

Shaggy Doo : He didn't blink the whole clip lmao zoooooom!