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Omerack : I can't tell if I'm getting smarter or dumber after watching these videos.

Paul Mitsakis : OK Google, how many languages are spoken in the world? There are roughly 6,500 spoken languages in the world today. However, about 2,000 of those languages have fewer than 1,000 speakers. The most popular language in the world is Mandarin Chinese. There are 1,213,000,000 people in the world that speak that language. The least common language spoken is AvElish, with just one know living example.

CuriousMarc : Now we've just gone straight into the realm of poetry. Scholars will write books about this one. I had to listen to it several times to get most of it. We demand a transcript!

Anonymous : Jesus Christ I thought I was having a stroke while listening to this...

RegularCars : Teach me how to write like that!

Glen Atchison : Translation: Welcome back, I like fishing, choose your battles carefully, I haven't been laid in a long time and the wife wants me to do a project, don't buy things from China, release the schmoo, coupla days in the sun put it back on and voila.

workhardism : Your truly amazing with your on the fly wordsmithing! It's like poetry. Poetry written by an escaped mental patient, but poetry nevertheless.

Akinaro : First rule of real husband: fix it but make it pain in the ass for wife so she will not as you again to fix it. What you need to do? 1. Get cheap white spray paint. 2. Bring as many tools to room as possible. 3. Remove that plastic. 4. Paint it inside the room without opening windows. 5. Wait in the room for hour without cleaning anything. Because it need to dry. 6. Screw plastic as it was before. 7. Spend at least hour to clean working place. Results: wife will see that you did it but she will thinks two times before she ask you to fix something like that again.

Joe 30 pack : I live in an old smoker's house- do they sell that stuff in 55 gallon drums?

CODMarioWarfare : It's not the bromination. Once ABS is degraded, by UV in particular, radicals start to free. These radicals either react with the other plastic, spreading the degradation like rust, or react with oxygen, creating one of a few types of compounds. In particular, unsaturated carbonyls cause the appearance of yellowing and also break down the rubber in the plastic, making it inelastic and brittle. What you've done here is bleach the carbonyls to make the plastic look a bit nicer. Unfortunately this won't last for more than a couple years. Also, the plastic is more susceptible to cracking than at first. Source:

Yohanan from the tribe of Judah! : the best commentary I've ever heard

Alex Brown : The books in the background at 1:58 make my day.

Christopher Milne : I listened to this one three times. I find that sometimes Uncle Bumblefuck's dissertations reveal more and more with each listening.

Andrew Barber : “Known by the state of cancer to cause California” Best comment ever.

The Sick Horse Ranch : I got a new in box 7.5 amp Ryobi 4.5" angle grinder I want yo send to you for a BOLTR. I ain't got a dime for Patreon but I got a credit card for the Homeless Deathspot! :) How the hell do I send this to your P.O. Box or something? P.S. I even got the wife on board with this one, I don't know how! Ha HA

g : Forking hilarious! Had to listen three times to hear what I missed for laughing so hard!

M M : We all speak AvE, in our hearts. Saw your well placed 2600 and Playboy in the background. Were you blowing Capn Crunch whistles to switch the ladies to receive mode?

satyris410 : I honestly feel AvE is one of the most learned gentlemen I have the pleasure of listening to on the whole of the youtubes. Granted the bar is set fairly low but this chap bounds over it with an enthusiasm usually reserved solely for dogs and children. Long may it continue, maven foreperson

Erdanya : I love the way you narrate this - it reminds me of Ze Frank. Also, thank you, I now have some plastiques to whiten...

jazzcat123 : The poetry videos are my favourite. 2nd Channel. Just videos like this. That's all I need.

Daniel Beard : That initial dialogue was fucking awesome. Brother, you are a living legend of our time.

Marco Cinquini : How heavy is that face plate? Entertaining video BTW!

Jockgit : LMAO "You taking the kids???....."

Eat Westy : About to bring the ruckus😂 man I love your vids

Eat Westy : About to bring the ruckus😂 man I love your vids

jesterof84 : Brings A Hole new meaning to changing you're ring tone, beholden the peroxide!!

MagentaJoe : Remarkably auto generated closed captioning is just about perfect

TommyMacDaddy1 : God AvE you are good! I never thought I'd lust for hair lightening products. I'm bald. Now I need some. Go figure...

Tyler Smith : I watch just about every video you make. Continue making them indecipherable.

Shocker99 : 1:56 cough cough, Playboy! I'm sure it wasn't by accident that you dripped out your white goo there.

Silly Wizard : My Canadaderp is improving, albeit ever so slowly.

Mr MEMé : This guys got that lovely 50's Narrative voice from Yester-Year like Walter Cronkite or Walter Pidgeon 😊👍👍✔✔ He Sounds a bit like Tommy Lee Jones

Alex Pav : I would buy audiobooks spoken by AvE on literally any subject

kwhite621 : You old whacky wordsmith, you. And the linguals were cunning ones, says me. Also, awesome trick. Using that right now

Brad C : been too long since you have 'released the schmoo' so emphatically!!

Chasing Capsaicin : Fuk'n Shaksbeer

adenosintrifosfat : Pure art! So beautiful. Also, kind of reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson. Good work, sir!

mrpane911 : I didnt know Shakespeare was part of a trade school curriculum. In the style of the warrior poet AvE is the modern renaissance man.

Professor PoopyPants : Playboy and 2600 in the same magazine rack. :D Library of the Gods.

Fredrik Wahlgren : Dude, my 30 year old Gameboy is getting itself a treatment. Thanks for this!

Tim Ellis : Is this poetry? Hold on. Is this performance art? IS THIS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET?

Perrin Weber : You have a way with words, lol...A rather cunning linguist.

David Caldwell : Rapid fire Satire! (It's why I watch. You make it work so well).

Hamendar Singh : while processing what you said, the pixies in my brain took some time to chooch. release the schmooh. yes, sure!

I GOT 7 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! : Playboy Mag in the first second of the video Immediate like!

James McHale : My Makita impact let the smoke out. I ain’t finished the two-year, fully legitimate Loft conversation yit, son of a diddly. I’m a UKer, but do you want it?

jordan horst : I got maybe 40-60 percent of what he said... And he still manages to teach me more than my shop class teacher ever did.

Donald D'Egidio : Ave, Two thumbs and two toes up for that one. :-)

Chris K. : 3 different types of switch/dimmer don't bother you? I understand the world isn't perfect, but the inside of my home better be damn close.