Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version

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CrossfacePanda : Thanks for reuploading this. Someone needs to also upload the old literal version of Meatloaf's "I Will Do Anything for Love". That one was equally brilliant

Taylor R : THANK YOU FOR THIS

Paul Harrell : That was really funny. But the original version of this video was five minutes of me saying what the hell? what the hell? what the...

STAHPIIIT : I can't listen to Total Eclipse of the Heart and not hear "what the effing crap, that angel guy just felt me up." I've tried. It's been years.

AJ Rafael : this is the funniest thing i've seen all my life

Digmer : YOU ARE MAKING IT WOOOOOOOOOORSE

Brian Straight : What the effing crap, that angel just felt me up.

Avenged84 : Mullet with headlights totally got me

wojo4hitz : Seriously laughed until I cried and couldn't stop. Holy hell this is hilarious.

Randy Mithlo : What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up... That's the line that made me lose my shit.

Fourthgirl : Get out of my way I gotta pee!!!  Get's me every time!!!! That and Fonzie's been cloned.

Stacey Murphy : "AHH FLYING ALTAR BOY!" XD

Steven Fox : "I pose like Rocky tonight" kills me every time! :D

Samantha Margeson : Some of the best lines: "And they shouldn't fence at night, or they're gonna hurt the gymnasts." "Stop! You're making it worse!" "Nevermind. I just went on the floor." "It started out as Hogwarts, now it's Lord of the Flies." "What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up." "Mullet with headlights?" "Over-surprised guy."

Parroty Bit : I WALK ONTO A TERRACE WHERE I THINK I'M ALONE, BUT ARTHUR FONZARELLI'S GOT AN ARMY OF CLONES!! *dead*

Alana Dill : Once upon a time I thought there could be nothing funnier or weirder than the original video. Now I just can't even.

Vahid Masrour : Awesome work. I love the original, but this is funny. Was this the first literal video version?

SparksEpic3002 : "I gotta use the bathroom but the door's locked! Can you help me?" "I'll open the door for you! HUAH!" "Oh thank you sir, how could I ever repay you?" "How about a towel?"

Steve Campbell : Best Literal Song ever.

Lisaxbuu : started out as Hogwarts now its Lord of the Flies.... I hated that book!!!

DeKane Dibbs : Drinking wiiine.. douchebaaaags Best line EVER

s guzman : Mullet with headlights? Over-surprised guy >XD

KutieePie : OMG!!!  This is, without a doubt, THE funniest video on YouTube.  Fricking HA-larious!!!  I literally fell out of my chair from laughter!  So damn funny!!!

Red Vines : The best line of all time: What kind of private school would let in these kind of guys? It started out as Hogwarts now it's Lord of the Flies (I hated that book).

ladyinred : (Pan the room) Random use of candles, empty bottles, and cloth and can you see me through this fan? (Slo-mo dove) Creepy doll, a window, and what looks like a bathrobe Then, a dim-lit shot of dangling balls. (Metaphor?) Close-up of some candles and dramatically posing Then stock footage of a moon in the sky (Bottle shot) Messing up my close-up of with a floating blue curtain Now let's see who's coming in from outside (Double doors open) Why aren't I reacting in this shot? (Ringo Starr? Lined eyes!) Guess I should be acting but I"m not (Door's ajar) Wander through a hall with doors that magically open and this classroom has a fan. (Open shirts) Now it's getting creepy You can tell by my staring It's a long time since I've been with a man. (Stupid chair) Emo Kid is throwing Slo-Mo Dove at my face. I guess that means he just flipped me the bird. (Locker room) Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl. (Spin around. Ninjas!) Then a bunch of preppies make a toast (Drinking wine, Douchebags!) Most of it just ends up on the floor And they shouldn't fence at night, Or they're going to hurt the gymnasts. Why do they play football inside? Here's another shot of fencing And I've mostly been lit from behind Watch these shadows run off I walk onto a terrace where I think I'm alone But Arthur Fonzarelli's got an army of clones (Fonzi's been cloned!) They do the Macarena But I'm still not impressed They beg for me to dance with them but not in this dress! I'll pose like Rocky tonight! I'm running up a bunch of stairs (Strip football and surprise mirror!) Here's where I pretend to be Eva Peron. Look at me, I'm lifting my arms There's nothing else to shot, so just zoom the camera under this arch Leaning on myself because there's two of me here. But now there's only one in this shot I pull my feathered hair whenever I see floating cloth [Spoken] Woman: Ooh, ooh, oooooh, I've gotta use the bathroom but the door's locked! Can you help me? Man: I'll open the door for you. *grunts* Woman: Oh thank you sir, how can I ever repay you? Man: How about a towel? Group: Hey guys check this out! Whoa. Hey don't do that dude! Come on! Wait, it's supposed to take the cloth & leave everything else on the table! I don't know what happened. Not like that, it's the other way! Yeah, pull it like that! No, Stop! You're making it worse! Man with accent: Alright which of you preppies put gold dust in my fencing mask? Woman: Hey this isn't the ladies room!! (Blind possessed choir boys.) Get out of my way, I've gotta pee (Zombie cult?) Never mind. I just went on the floor! Now I need to find a mop! Emo Kid wears too much make-up. Now watch a bunch of half-naked guys (Hairless chests.) As they dance around in diapers And I've joined the Glee Club of the Damned. (Reference joke!) Look the fog machine's on! What kind of private school would let in these kind of guys? It started out as Hogwarts, now it's Lord of the Flies! (I hated that book) I'm swaying side to side, these dancers need to stop The gayest man on earth would call this over the top! I whip my head to the right, I'll never go to church again. I think I lost a contact lens. When did spazzing out qualify as a dance? Kneeling like I want to throw up. What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up! Here's a line of guys. I was wearing a dress, But now they've got me wearing a suit One kid's running late, I think he's too young for this school. I'm totally shaking his hand (Mullet with headlights?) (Over-surprised guy. Weirded ouuuut. oooohh!)

hyperdrive : Hilarious version of this song! And I agree, fencing at night is very dangerous!

Digmer : i can´t believe this has been here for 3 years and i just found it today!!!!

Qubrof : I cannot hear the original anymore without substituting these lyrics for the original ones.  It's just... it's just too perfect.

ManOfZonk : ill open it for you... HUAAAA *farts* i laugh everytime

Monte Alto : I guess that means that he just flipped me the bird. lol

Luciano Paciornick : "Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know who to twirl" is one of the best parody verses of all time. No matter how many times I watch this, it gets me every single time. :D

Ana Leigh : Favorite part: "What the effing crap?! That angel guy just felt me up."

DuSky Glider : Glad you re-uploaded it, I always come back looking for it when I randomly hear the song I start laughing and think of this one

Dermacrosis : I wonder how many noticed the magic foot? Oh and I call it over the top :)

TotallyNotJase : "The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top!" has me laughing every time.

William Parry : This is STILL the single most hilarious thing I believe I have ever seen. I can be in the worst mood, and it will never fail to make me laugh. It's hysterical and I will always applaud it.

Diana Psotka : The first time I ever watched this, I couldn't sleep all night.  Every time I started to fall asleep, I'd remember "mullet with headlights" and start giggling!

PendulumFTW : 0:51 - Doors that magically open? There's a foot if you look closely

Deborah L. : one of my favorite memories with this video is actually reading someone else's memory about it. someone posted that this one guy sang an almost perfect rendition of the original song, but at the end he added "Mullet with headlights!" X-D

MUSICAL SWASTIKAS : *It started out as Hogwarts, now It's Lord of the Flies* couldn't describe this video even better

Laura-Rose McMeekin : Oh my god so funny can't stop laughing the prepy douchbags with the table cloth really got me *stop your making it worse* loved it best literal video I have ever seen.

PantMal : What happened to dasctottjr? :O

cheshirecatgrin93 : Emo kid is throwing Slo-Mo Dove at my face, I guess that means that he just flipped me the bird! LMAO!

AdmrlLocke : Fonzie's been cloned!

radiofiendify : The thing is, I do actually like the original Total Eclipse video because its just so weird and there really isn't (as far as I know) anything like it. The song is also a prime bit of 80's cheese that's totally enjoyable and sung wonderfully by Bonnie Tyler. However, this literal version is absolutely hilarious because, as much I like the original, it was something that was crying out for a parody and this video really delivers! Its a piece of comedy genius!

Trickee : how many people are watching this to prepare for the eclipse today?

PendulumFTW : Top 3 literal music videos 3. Rebecca Black - Friday 2. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (Before they blocked it in my country) 1. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart. GET OUT OF MY WAY I GOTTA PEE!!!

arrosconpollo1 : Absolutely brilliant. You had me at cloning The Fonz. Great stuff. I'm laughed into tears. Thanks

Elaine L. Rosas : favorite part: "You're making it.. WORSE!!"  hilarious

Adil El Kanabi : "Never mind i just went on the floor" This literal video is by far the best. good job