(animated D&D 5E) Haste!

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PJBxx : I love how in this one, you did not tell a story in which Haste saved the day. You just told a funny story, in which you happened to cast Haste. It's still brilliant!

Timothy McLean : I don't blame you for leaving the tankiest party member to fight 20 guards alone. Besides, -it's easy to replace fighters.- it's important not to let clerics die in case their god is watching?

Ron White : gotta be loyal to your healers.

Just A User : I will not judge, because I am pretty sure the fighter is the one who got you into this fight.

Hexx Bombastus : "On myself and the cleric! Don't you judge me!" I just lost my shit. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

Josh Lawrence : "Essentially a move speed of 40mph. There's just no out running that." Me: Laughs in Monk.

Questionable Object : Know what'd help you against 20 guards? A fireball.

Not Straight Very Gay Catgirl : What the heck did the warlock expect their plan to do? Like, the guard's basically running for his life and that of his comrades, ain't no wench that's gonna stop him...

Adam Sharp : You selfless her-oh wait nevermind

Wild Portrait Artist : The fact that you pump these out weekly is nuts. You must spend a looooot of time animating!

Emil Pettersson : Another great plan laid to waste because of a warlocks need to drag, a tale as old as time.

Riesenfriese : the DM handbook tells me 4 goblins are a deadly encounter for 4 first level characters. My wizard tells me he casts sleep on the speeding cart full of goblins. Goblins have 7 hp each, so none survived the crash.

Chibi Bilgewater : I died at, "I hope the warrior is wearing plot armor"

The_Milkman_Returns : Ah haste, that brings back pleasant memories. My DM was running a short lvl 20 mini-campaign where we went through Tomb of Horrors and then fought a random mega-evil creature. My group rolled Jubliex, demon lord of slime. I was playing as a barbarian. Tomb of Horrors didn't really matter, so I'll skip straight to the Jubliex fight. We had just arrived in his lair and were gearing up for the tough fight ahead. I chugged a Storm Giant potion to boost my strength up to 29 (+9). Just after I did that our wizard pulled out a bag full of haste potions, which the party all started downing. Now at this point the DM warned me that drinking two potions could have some very bad side effects. I had no idea what could happen, so I drank a haste potion for fun. The DM rolled on the potion mishap table and came up with "The numerical effects of one of the potions is doubled" We rolled for it. We rolled good. We rolled Storm Giant... Instead of setting my strength to 29 (+9), the potion set my strength to 58 (+24). Suddenly I could only miss on a natural one, I could only roll 58 on strength checks (as I had +30 to athletics and a high level barbarian can't roll below his strength score on those checks) and, because of haste, I was making 3 attacks a turn. With my astounding +31 damage (+24 for STR, +6 Proficiency and +1 for my sword) I was now dealing 3d8 + 93 damage per turn. Jubliex got a tad scared at that point. He tried running up the walls, but I could jump 27 feet into the air with a running start. Combine that with my immovable rod and rope of climbing, and I could follow him anywhere and do anything.

Chroniclerope : What rarity is plot armor? Every show I watch they have it, but i can't seem to get it in my games!

Not Likely Most Definitely Possibly : "on myself and the cleric" 😂 I don't blame you tbfh

BleakLiving : I thought you were going to sacrifice yourself in an effort to save you're last two companions and died of laughter at your targets. <3

Andude49 : "And I hoped the fighter was wearing plot armor" Best line ever lol

Bonefetcher Brimley : And so the fighter slaughtered all 20 guards like a god damn space marine.

Bob Dill : Honestly one of the best YouTube channels I have ever seen. Beautiful animations, hilarious stories and useful information. Seriously incredible!

The Inn of Planar Crossroads : "Whatever! Don't judge me!" LOL ~ Adam

Bernkastel : Fighters lives matter ;-;

Jack Linde : *Zee Bashew* : Where the heck do you play? I would love to sit in on a session or two. Also, I'm still waiting on the Team Fun Size Merch. Where is it?

missingno9 : What happened to the fighter? _We need closure_

Seleste : Much mad respect for protecting your cleric.

David Excalibur : ...the warlock figured the guard would choose to flirt with a women instead of alerting reinforcements of trouble? ... I wondered what he was thinking

Ben Ramsey : Should we be worried how often you have to fight town guards? Get your murder hobos out of the city!

J-sUn : "on myself and the cleric" I'm crying over here

Beau Villamor : Dont you Judge me! I wont lie I lost it at that part

Jaded Pony : I've had "What? Don't judge me!" moments to. We had just battled our way through a horde of undead to stop a human sacrifice in the name of a dark God to bring him forth into the world. The Litch raised his dagger to plunge it into the heart of the fourth and last virgin sacrifice and from across the room I yelling, "I sacrifice this virgin in the name of Frerico the Dog!" then cast magic missile over the head of the guards and killed the level 1, 12 year old NPC in one hit. The DM learned a valuable lesson. Always keep a spare virgin when fighting a party that includes evil people. ;)

Ashley Gillespie-Horne : Question: Why does your wizard look like the child of Albert Einstein and Hugh Hefner? Slightly more serious question: Is this a different wizard character (a drow Wizard, as opposed to what looked like a Dwarf Wizard from before), or is this the same wizard and simply an evolution of aesthetic detail? Also: Loved the dramatisation of invisibility. Had a good hard laugh at that one!

Connor The Brain : Animation and coloring keep getting better. Big props!

Lunar Frost : "DON'T JUDGE ME!" *JUDGING INTENSIFIES*

Ignatius970 : Dont you judge me ...you fight 20 guards!! Priceless

OrchardAttorney : This is one of very few series I get excited to see updated.

Randall Burt : My *favorite* spell. The wizard in our party calls himself my character's "dealer" because I'm always saying "momma needs her haste!"

יונתן שגב : the cleric can heal the fighter or use rituals for the entire party. he has more value

Rosalind Chapman : Bugs Bunny is a phenomenal verb.

Jacob Fletcher : A warlock pulling a bugs bunny is the only thing that could have happened. Every time I use haste to help my party they always interpret that as a sign to run like hell away from everything else :|

foolbackwards : Anyone else shivering cuz that was COLD

Nikki Jabieski : Don't you judge me!

KnightZero : Top 10 anime betrayals

R.E.Z : I will judge you! 20 guards? You’re a monster.

JohnnyBoy : "I hope the fighters wearing plot armor" lol I am dead

Virginia Lei : “I hope the fighter is wearing plot armor” LOL 😂

Crow : Your original plan was so good, but alas, it is DnD, and nothing ever goes according to plan...

Kyrkby : Now THESE are the sort of stories I want to read and hear about.

chakatBombshell : Fun Fact in the way earlier editions of D&D you could "haste" people to death because the spell took a few months off the targets lifepan.

Doctor Discord : Oh, you are judged, sir. And found not guilty. You are not found innocent, mind you, but not guilty.

[-SW-] Mad_Dog_Seabee : Zee Bashew Well logically taking the Cleric means you could return to the dead party members and revive them. lol