(animated D&D 5E) Haste!

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PJBxx : I love how in this one, you did not tell a story in which Haste saved the day. You just told a funny story, in which you happened to cast Haste. It's still brilliant!

Timothy McLean : I don't blame you for leaving the tankiest party member to fight 20 guards alone. Besides, -it's easy to replace fighters.- it's important not to let clerics die in case their god is watching?

Hexx Bombastus : "On myself and the cleric! Don't you judge me!" I just lost my shit. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

Ron White : gotta be loyal to your healers.

Just A User : I will not judge, because I am pretty sure the fighter is the one who got you into this fight.

Josh Lawrence : "Essentially a move speed of 40mph. There's just no out running that." Me: Laughs in Monk.

Questionable Object : Know what'd help you against 20 guards? A fireball.

Not Straight Very Gay Catgirl : What the heck did the warlock expect their plan to do? Like, the guard's basically running for his life and that of his comrades, ain't no wench that's gonna stop him...

Riesenfriese : the DM handbook tells me 4 goblins are a deadly encounter for 4 first level characters. My wizard tells me he casts sleep on the speeding cart full of goblins. Goblins have 7 hp each, so none survived the crash.

Wild Portrait Artist : The fact that you pump these out weekly is nuts. You must spend a looooot of time animating!

Emil Pettersson : Another great plan laid to waste because of a warlocks need to drag, a tale as old as time.

Adam Sharp : You selfless her-oh wait nevermind

Chroniclerope : What rarity is plot armor? Every show I watch they have it, but i can't seem to get it in my games!

Chibi Bilgewater : I died at, "I hope the warrior is wearing plot armor"

The_Milkman_Returns : Ah haste, that brings back pleasant memories. My DM was running a short lvl 20 mini-campaign where we went through Tomb of Horrors and then fought a random mega-evil creature. My group rolled Jubliex, demon lord of slime. I was playing as a barbarian. Tomb of Horrors didn't really matter, so I'll skip straight to the Jubliex fight. We had just arrived in his lair and were gearing up for the tough fight ahead. I chugged a Storm Giant potion to boost my strength up to 29 (+9). Just after I did that our wizard pulled out a bag full of haste potions, which the party all started downing. Now at this point the DM warned me that drinking two potions could have some very bad side effects. I had no idea what could happen, so I drank a haste potion for fun. The DM rolled on the potion mishap table and came up with "The numerical effects of one of the potions is doubled" We rolled for it. We rolled good. We rolled Storm Giant... Instead of setting my strength to 29 (+9), the potion set my strength to 58 (+24). Suddenly I could only miss on a natural one, I could only roll 58 on strength checks (as I had +30 to athletics and a high level barbarian can't roll below his strength score on those checks) and, because of haste, I was making 3 attacks a turn. With my astounding +31 damage (+24 for STR, +6 Proficiency and +1 for my sword) I was now dealing 3d8 + 93 damage per turn. Jubliex got a tad scared at that point. He tried running up the walls, but I could jump 27 feet into the air with a running start. Combine that with my immovable rod and rope of climbing, and I could follow him anywhere and do anything.

Andude49 : "And I hoped the fighter was wearing plot armor" Best line ever lol

Bonefetcher Brimley : And so the fighter slaughtered all 20 guards like a god damn space marine.

Bob Dill : Honestly one of the best YouTube channels I have ever seen. Beautiful animations, hilarious stories and useful information. Seriously incredible!

BleakLiving : I thought you were going to sacrifice yourself in an effort to save you're last two companions and died of laughter at your targets. <3

Not Likely Most Definitely Possibly : "on myself and the cleric" 😂 I don't blame you tbfh

Seleste : Much mad respect for protecting your cleric.

The Inn of Planar Crossroads : "Whatever! Don't judge me!" LOL ~ Adam

Jack Linde : *Zee Bashew* : Where the heck do you play? I would love to sit in on a session or two. Also, I'm still waiting on the Team Fun Size Merch. Where is it?

Ben Ramsey : Should we be worried how often you have to fight town guards? Get your murder hobos out of the city!

Jaded Pony : I've had "What? Don't judge me!" moments to. We had just battled our way through a horde of undead to stop a human sacrifice in the name of a dark God to bring him forth into the world. The Litch raised his dagger to plunge it into the heart of the fourth and last virgin sacrifice and from across the room I yelling, "I sacrifice this virgin in the name of Frerico the Dog!" then cast magic missile over the head of the guards and killed the level 1, 12 year old NPC in one hit. The DM learned a valuable lesson. Always keep a spare virgin when fighting a party that includes evil people. ;)

missingno9 : What happened to the fighter? _We need closure_

Connor The Brain : Animation and coloring keep getting better. Big props!

J-sUn : "on myself and the cleric" I'm crying over here

David Excalibur : ...the warlock figured the guard would choose to flirt with a women instead of alerting reinforcements of trouble? ... I wondered what he was thinking

Lunar Frost : "DON'T JUDGE ME!" *JUDGING INTENSIFIES*

Beau Villamor : Dont you Judge me! I wont lie I lost it at that part

OrchardAttorney : This is one of very few series I get excited to see updated.

Ignatius970 : Dont you judge me ...you fight 20 guards!! Priceless

Zanar Naryon : A warlock with 180 speed is my new nightmare

Randall Burt : My *favorite* spell. The wizard in our party calls himself my character's "dealer" because I'm always saying "momma needs her haste!"

Jacob Fletcher : A warlock pulling a bugs bunny is the only thing that could have happened. Every time I use haste to help my party they always interpret that as a sign to run like hell away from everything else :|

Ashley Gillespie-Horne : Question: Why does your wizard look like the child of Albert Einstein and Hugh Hefner? Slightly more serious question: Is this a different wizard character (a drow Wizard, as opposed to what looked like a Dwarf Wizard from before), or is this the same wizard and simply an evolution of aesthetic detail? Also: Loved the dramatisation of invisibility. Had a good hard laugh at that one!

Doctor Discord : Oh, you are judged, sir. And found not guilty. You are not found innocent, mind you, but not guilty.

Rosalind Chapman : Bugs Bunny is a phenomenal verb.

Bernkastel : Fighters lives matter ;-;

chakatBombshell : Fun Fact in the way earlier editions of D&D you could "haste" people to death because the spell took a few months off the targets lifepan.

KnightZero : Top 10 anime betrayals

Pinionated Minion : Man, I've been loving all of the animated spell book, but the humor in this one really got to me. Maybe its because I can see my friends pulling all the same stunts. Top notch work!

R.E.Z : I will judge you! 20 guards? You’re a monster.

Mother Kangaroo : I hadn't known about haste before this, and I've been working on how to be the fastest character for one round. First, go Tabaxi Monk. This gives me an extra 30 feet of movement from unarmored movement (once you level up of course) and then feline agility, which doubles my speed for one round. Then take the dash action (and since I'm a monk I can spend a ki point to make that a bonus action). This was what I had at first, only a measly 240 feet in 6 seconds for a round. However, now with haste, that doubles my speed once again, making it 480 feet of movement in a round. 480 feet in 6 seconds is 80 feet per second, and 80 feet per second is equivalent to 55 MILES AN HOUR. This isn't even a person anymore, it's a car.

[-SW-] Mad_Dog_Seabee : Zee Bashew Well logically taking the Cleric means you could return to the dead party members and revive them. lol

Virginia Lei : “I hope the fighter is wearing plot armor” LOL 😂

JohnnyBoy : "I hope the fighters wearing plot armor" lol I am dead

Heimskr, Prophet of Talos : Don't worry, that fighter got out fine. Movement, dash action, action surge for yet another dash, second wind to regain lost health, he out ran those guys _for sure..._ R-right?

Kyrkby : Now THESE are the sort of stories I want to read and hear about.