Drunk Idiots Fight over McNugget

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Lars Platinum : This is not in any way, shape or form satire. This is the most accurate documentary of Australian life ever.

R JP : ‘Why is he beeping us coz we Muslim??’ I grew up with leb mates, story of my life.

DeSinc : PLEASE make this video public the world needs to know

maxmoefoePokemon : unlisted.gif

Chronically Fabulous : Working late on NYE at Maccas was always the most, er...eventful night of my year, lol. - A guy drank his Diet Coke, pissed in the cup & tried to return it for a refund, saying it didn't taste like Diet Coke. - Another tried to hold up the drive-thru with a fishing spear. Only the guy working drive-thru that night was a refugee with kids who'd gotten his family out of a war-torn African country and wouldn't tell us which one and was naturally disinclined to tolerate this guy's shit. He shut the window on the spear to trap it, grabbed it and turned it on the guy, who then apologised profusely and tried to order a 20-pack of nuggets. - Some asshole ordered 6 cheeseburgers, then decided afterwards that didn't want pickles on them, even though he hadn't told me that when he ordered. He came back to the counter and proceeded to throw the pickles from each burger at me, dropping each burger on the floor as he went, and then demanded fresh ones (for free, of course), "without the fuckin pickles, ya dumb cunt". - A drunk woman dragged her stumbling boyfriend in and demanded that we feed them for free because it was Australia Day and they were "real Australians" (AKA white), even though it was NYE and, I mean, wtf? She tried to jump the counter, presumably to steal food, but completely stacked it because she was so drunk and just lay there on the floor, yelling about how she was going to sue us for her "injuries", lol. And there are plenty more stories where those came from, lol. Ugh.

Tom Berry : "why's Tuesday like a deros weekend?" Aren't Tuesdays welfare payment days? Working late night Maccas must suck, but late night regional pizza delivery is up there as well. You're entering the home turf.

DB : I'm really liking this content.

MegaFat1 : "He wouldn't even make the top 50"

hiram : Is Callum a popular name in Australia or what

Insert Name Here : This gives me PTSD from working at KFC in the early 00's in Shepparton, Victoria

Clyde : I'm reporting that Maccas to work safe

DarKcS2 : 100% on Rotten Tomatoes

Malphar : the guy he imitates at 0:22 i seen guys like that. This guy is funny

jeabou : fuckin doooooooog

Art Of Life : 1:56 is golden

matvrak.se—Köp & sälj hemlagat : Eddie Redmayne has really gone down hill in his acting.

The Watcher : I worked at a KFC for 6 years. Let me tell you, it's not much better there! *LOL*

ChillyBite : I thought this was a documentary at first...

taegukki : Still not as bad as Burger King. My mate saw a homeless man order an ice cream cone, pull down his pants, dip his knob into the ice cream and then eat it with a grin on his face and ice cream covered downstairs operation in front of everyone else ordering.

Ol' Green Nipples : Jordies this might be your most accurate video yet. Especially that derro walk pose at 0:23, holy shit you didn't leave out even the tiniest detail

Brandon Reda : Is that Damo


jayrush01 : i dont know if your bogan vids are getting monetized. i hope they are. but please dont stop making them. they are the greatest content on youtube. you just became my favourite youtuber.

Sam Wright : This is 100% real, I did overnight manager shifts at two country McDonald's and this was every second person. They need to start refusing service to aggressive people. Those people would grow some common courtesy pretty quickly.

Static Drifter : I crack up every time I hear the FOIGHT MEY!


Ebreco Vidaen : This is the best thing I've ever seen. 10/10 content Shanksy

X : Glad to see that the fighting outside McDonald's tradition has carried on from the English to the Australians. Hardcunts

R JP : I feel you and Michael cusack should do a colab

Alex Jackson : I never worked face to face customer service, but I can confirm this humanity exists and contacts call centres. I once had a customer complain that we didn't know where he lived to order a cab (calling from a mobile before location services was a thing) and another customer that wanted to formally complain that his iPod was working normally (that's not a typo... It was working correctly, and he didn't like that). In my experience, there's two subsets of people that willl stoop to the lowest levels of humanity and abuse just because they can. Old guys that don't give a shit, and young girls that don't care (usually drunk, but not always).

The Sir Rolfe : I wanna hear his top 50 worst customers

SuedeSalmon : Bro this isn't showing up on your video page or my subscriptions

Markstubation01 : I assume this is because Labour lost South Australia.

T Reasons : I'm dying over the "big bad wolf' bit. Dying.

piepods : Is it an insult to Jordies to say he's the only credible successor to Micallef? IDK, everything else is garbage.

Pyro Chimp : I love your video's mate! Someone's gotta make videos about the white trash in Australia! Glad My olds raised me better than their parents raised raised them!

CJ Welsh : Seconded, this didn't show up on my subs page

Roach Dog Jr. : Congratulations on getting on pyros channel

ShadowSliph : I worked exclusively overnight shifts at a Maccas in walking distance from 8 different bars and pubs, in a town with a large amount of commission housing on one side of town and lots of well to do families on the other. All of our customers were older drunk deros, ratty kids out way past their bedtime, and drunk spoiled brats. The shit he's talking about in this video is 100% true. I was once threatened with a gun, because a couple guys in drive through who were on speed or similar, decided after waiting 2 minutes at our peak time that their food wasn't being made. Dude was getting his blood pressure way higher than safe over like $10 worth of food.

Scott Paterson : is that the goddamn running man soundtrack

His Holliness The Great Almighty Imperial Lord King Emperor of Navassa : Whats the song at the end?

Jas2davir : went to a maccas in gc, a guy and his bird was shagging right at the doorway between the male/female toilet, best part was it wasn't near clubs or anywhere with alcohol its one of those near uni/homes....

ı : Why did you unlist this?

Living Tar : Unlisted sneaky breaki viewing B^)

Grace Lipscomb : pahah, crying of laughter for real. Friendlyjordies you are my favourite person on the intynet

Whorifice : PERIMETER DEACTIVATED, PERIMETER DEACTIVATED, ya farkin dog snake rat dog snake caarrnt.

murraysdreams : And that's why I refuse to work in fast food

Batman Barry : whats the song at 3:20-3:30 ?!

JJEMTT : This whole video is Legendary.