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Donut Operator : As if millions of sausages suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

CreepsMcPasta : Not even death can save these pigs from torment

Gus Johnson : well dang that's a good meme

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? : OH GOD THEY'RE ALIVE WE NEED TO SAVE TH- *takes bite out of one*

EpicDonutDude : This is nightmare fuel, they are screaming like crazy sausages

Stickman Sham : its like the mandrakes from harry potter

• Jibjabs1 • : They're screaming because you're recording vertically

The Graduates : STOP can't you see they're already dead?

Neo Papa : *VEGAN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

Quality : They're screaming because they're being cooked in a nasty pan. Do the dishes dude!

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G O D’s 2nd Account since my old one got terminated : I thought it said “Sacred Sausages”.

Duggy : Horrifyingly delicious!

Charming_Prism : Duuuuude is this what vegans were talking about all these years?!?

Shawn Moore : There's a joke about vegans in there somewhere

Neil Sanville : I actually feel genuine sorrow for these sausages.

Patrick :v : Press F to pay respect

KumaPaws376 : Their Pig ghosts are in there

0Axel0 : Can we stop with the live-action remakes of animated movies? First al the Disney classics, and now Sausage Party?

Joe Homebrewing : Ok

Wholesome Lad : Dude... children are on this site!

A_Cool_Goat : Their screams put a smile to my face.

Michael Spencer : "Sausages lives matter" Save The Sausages. 1 like=5 saved Sausages.

fieryelf : Just put them out of their misery already >_<

create Tube : GOOD I LOVE SCREAMING FOOD

blitzzaro : Why did I just spent 22 seconds out of my life watching some dude cook his sausages?

Caleb Harris : What you don't think of, the sausages have tiny speakers broadcasting from the slaughter house.

ShowCast : Бедные сосиски!

Garrett Lohberg : Peta hates him. Meat lovers love him.

ANOXAXA : Кто от стаса михайлова?лайк

SpinninBackfisted : Haven't seen something this brutal since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Aaron Shenk : but real talk those sausages look hella tasty

UltimateAnimator_T : As the man approaches his frying pan, the sausages cowered in fear, not knowing what will happen. The man grabbed his frying pan swiftly and began to fry those sausages. They screamed in pain and terror as the man continued to shake the pan, with no mercy. Suddenly he stopped, and the sausages silenced their cries out of pure fear of what will happen next...

Jake Paul : What kind of person would do this!

Alanis Tharon : Say hi to reddit

Charlie Clumsy : Awesome content! Wish you would've recorded it horizontally though.

Newby ton : Sausage party gore scene

tall awe : Thought it said scarred sausages

Aaron Shenk : what vegans think sausages sound like

Under Foxy : Is that the video or my basement?

Kesateria Matahari : the scream makes it tastes better

Just another Hank Hill Account : I'm legit disturbed

Mubeen Khan : 76 sausages hit dislike!

Sad Duck : The liberal class when Trump won office I'm sorry I'm triggered

Lazy Canadian626 : sounds like a roller coaster

Fish With Cat As A Tongue : The sausages actually don't mind be cooked. They only scream when the pan shakes, because it simply scares them. How do I know this? Well, I was the kid that poked holes in the plastic packaging of paper towels and toilet paper. I was the kid that picked up just about everything in the grocery store. I'd squeeze the loaves of bread. Press my face against the beer six-packs. But the one section I always avoided during these tactile excursions was the meats. The asceptic cellophane and styrofoam packaging, the deep red color of the meats, the intercellular fluid that was apt to leak onto your hands and make them sticky. It didn't excite me at all. Around the time I entered adolescence, I learned about menstruation. I just assumed that men got used to and even enjoyed when their girlfriends and wives had blood gushing from their genitalia. Maybe sexual attraction and arousal were acquired tastes. Tastes like you might form for coffee or beer. And, so, I was determined to teach myself to enjoy my imagined future lover's monthly exsanguination. I started visiting the meat section. Meat is surprisingly sexual. The pornographic red color of so much of it. The flesh that exists for your pleasure. Chicken breasts and thighs can be fondled without repercussion. Pork chops appeared much like I imagined meaty pussy lips might. Even thick-sliced ham's texture reminded me of how I imagined the inside of a vagina might feel. Slightly uneven, a bit smooth, but still rough enough to provide pleasurable rubbing friction. I fingered the meats through their condom-like plastic protective coverings. Whole chickens with their interior cavities hollowed out, ready for stuffing. Spread eagle, gaping wide. You can't get much more sexual than that. Packages of ground beef. The soft-textured yet viscerally red flesh play-dough. I poked holes in the packaging and fingered the horrid mix. I stuck my whole hand in a bulk package of ground beef. And I found myself extremely aroused. I started using my spare cash to buy near-expiration packages of meat. If no one else was going to love them, I would. Just about any of the meat products could easily be fashioned into a surrogate vagina or orifice of choice. But my favorites were the ground meats. You could mold them into anything. The first time I fucked a mound of 80/20 ground chuck, I experienced near sensory overload. The obscenely crimson color of the meat, the soft, pliable texture, the sound it made as I gently fucked a hole into it. The wonderful sound of flesh suctioning around my dick. And I owned it. This flesh was mine to abuse and use as I saw fit. The best part about fucking a mound of ground beef is you can blow a load right into it, mix it back with the rest of the package, and no one's the wiser. Tacos for dinner, hamburgers for lunch. Alas, my sexual adventure ended when I got an infection. And I learned that most men aren't all that interested in fucking girls when they are menstruating. But my experiment wasn't for naught. I still get a little hard when I drive by a Burger King and smell the beef cooking.

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