Every Tinder Ever

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Ique : I've legit had at least 100 *cough 1 cough* girls swipe right on my tinder because of my handsome dog

ragii : The accuracy is terrifying. Not that I have Tinder. I don't need to resort to online dating.

Ryan Smith : wayyyyy too accurate

MysticFellow : You forgot: "If I superliked you, it was probably an accident"

Shaunak Deshpande : "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

TierZoo : This is hilarious and would fit fine on your main channel

Sir Brodacious : Or all the people that say "I don't know why I'm here". What. Did the app just download itself and set up its own account?

Cbass Yokum : " Do you like music?" "Yeah." "Me too we have so much in common."

Kyle Roy : Interests: -Adventures -Dogs -Food -Netflix -420 friendly -Being chill -Coffee -Being unbelievably predictable.

HappiestSadGuy : I'm so lonely. I have nobody to call my own.

ThundorKat : "No hookups"

gearheadtc : don't forget all the unique girls who love laughing and having a good time! and hiking!

b shep : lmfao, 100% accurate. you forgot "i like to live, laugh, and love" though. that one is my favorite

Chris Revillas : It’s sad how accurate this is.

ratede91 : White girl quote #216 "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" - Marilyn Monroe

Nerte : This is literally 95 % women on Tinder.

Tyromed : I got banned on tinder because I pretended to be a car looking for my truck boyfriend

Donald Trump : *Searches "Venmo".

Your mum finna gay : Girls swipe right on me because they think I'm a dog.

gmmg : Don't forget the "Not here to hookup!"

Dan M : You missed the yoga obsession, wine, cheese and the fact that they’re always “down for an adventure”

LaToya's Life : Hi my name is LaToya a ghetto black name spelled correctly... LMAO!!

Mitch Malone : "Venmo me $5 and see what happens"

Umi : Or girls that make a Tinder when they already have a boyfriend. Like wtf LOL

ItsOrval : "I only date black guys" "You must be 6 feet tall" "If you support trump swipe left"

sidney : I thought this was smoosh

Freya : no one ever appreciates my doom metal anthems : (

Cabbage : Now do one about black women.

J ronnn : Don't forget... "no hookups" ... and "my children are my world"

Justin Sorensen : "but I really hate white people" seen that one on tinder many times in bios, that's when I got rid of it

Seth White : Can’t wait three months to see your next video

TheFreindlyWhiteBoy : What tinder white girl hurt this man?

ej732 : Most women from tinder are a frappuccino away from dropping their panties. So remember boys, first date, Starbucks.

Mei-jing : "Like to have fun - drama free no one night stand"

AssholePatrol : Remember, each and every one of these women is completely unaware of how standard she is. Each one will come to Tinder with a canned line about how she's too good for all of this, completely unaware of the fact that she can be replaced easily. But Chipotle is life right?

Jon Brooks : Who is ed sheehan?

Steven Seagal : Lets not forget the "I'm pansexual" usually it's the dumb 18 to 20 year old confused ones that have this in their bio ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Liam Davidson : Where is the "be 6"4' at least or don't bother"

Daniel Flores : Tinder and mobile phones have really changed the game. I noticed with the Advent of Internet dating and social media that women's sense of entitlement has sky rocketed. I'm no specimen but I have never had an issue meeting some one IRL. Recently due to relocation I've been forced to use tinder and let me tell you , women who I wouldn't even look twice at 5 and 6's are blowing me off. Fat women especially have gotten so cocky. Honestly going on tinder is like the dating twilight zone . Perception is distorted there and all women believe they are 10's and deserve only the top tier of males. The thing is they may get that guy for a night but that dudes already got 2 other women. Moral of the story get off tinder unless you're ripped, hung, and rich.. with perfect facial symmetry

Popparoks : you forgot "no hookups". and "sapiosexual"

Stagskull : you forgot "long walk on the beach"

johnstir : You forgot the obsessed disneyland girls.

Coolness Apes : tindr only works if you look like a male model. Otherwise you will only match with a confused transexual

Heaven Piercing Man : You forgot "swipe left if you're 5'11" but DON'T YOU DARE SWIPE LEFT BECAUSE I'M 250 POUNDS"

JustNYC • : Tinder is a spot for desperate chicks advertising their Instagram to desperate guys they usually avoid

Derek Louis : "I'm actually 19 I don't know why it says 25."

Katie The Weird Fangirl : I'm glad to know my name is not a basic white girl name.

asdf fdsa : Miss you daddy

John Smith : The top 1% of males get 99% of the female swipes. If you aren't a male model or could be one then don't bother. Practice telling jokes, create social bonds, and build your career. Much better use of time.

metallicak5 : The amount of girls that genuinely think they're "unique" and oblivious to the fact they're so basic is laughable. #Travel #Coffee #Livelovelaugh #basic #unoriginal