Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

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LanceCampeau : Finally.... he's getting some respect.

EMONEY : Cocaine is a powerful drug. He cant stop moving

Tyrone Shoelaces : The coke in '74 must have been FIRE.

Arnz- Creicher : Proof that you don't have to be vulgar to be funny. CLASS!

4640jds : The other night there was a fire in my house. The kids were running around screaming. My wife said, “be quiet kids, you’ll wake your dad.” No respect.

Charles Agnello : What the hell happened over the last 30 years? From Johnny Carson to a schmuck like Jimmy Kimmel. Sad.

Nova 2006 : The doctor slapped me and the nurse got a few hits in too. Funny as hell

Ken A : I miss quality comedians like him and Carson. Today, the late night shows are full of scumbags and worthless entertainers.

Gregory Hall : There are no more jokes; Rodney used them all!

Ray : He’s sweating from all the Coke & Alcohol

Resident_Savage : What a lot of people don't know about Rodney, is that he was very insecure. and he suffered from depression and he dealt with it on stage. but one thing for sure there will never be another comic like him. he will be missed always greatly.

David Mohr : He was so awesome in Caddy Shack still one of the funniest movies ever :-)

Jack Jackson : "Siskel and Ebert saw my movie. They both gave me 1 finger up".

Avalon Justin : That self-depreciating humor he had just resonates with people. He knew the human condition and encouraged us to find the humor in it. A true legend of comedy!

SixSentSoldiers : Oh the good old days. Carson was such a comfort zone. Every night...Carson Show. He made fun of all political figures. Not to much, not to little. Things are just fucked now a days.

Leon Taylor : not one curse word. WHAT A CLASSY GUY! I MISS HIM.

Jason Bean : 44 years, both are gone, but humor remains.:)

Mike Baxter : He's the absolute master of timing and delivery.

Not Bill Gates : FCKIN NON STOP HAYMAKERS!!! That's why the man is a LEGEND


Damon 2A : Back when entertainment was just that and not political hate speech by a bunch of self proclaimed elitist that hate America.

Jef Rey : I saw him perform at the Flamingo in Vegas around 1983ish. I know, I am old, but he was the best stand up comic I have ever seen and I have seen him, eddie murphy, Red Foxx, and George Carlin. Vegas was so much fun to live in back in the late 60s- mid 80s. Now it is just too much. I haven't been back to vegas in a few decades and dont want to. When it was mob owned it was far classier and they took care of customers so much better!

Gravis Munchnick : What he lacked in respect, he more than make up for in TALENT, because nobody will ever "do" Rodney, better than Rodney.

xs10tl1 : And now we have beta-boy propagandists kimmell, fallon and colbert.

Buskieboy : "....when I was born the doctor smacked me? I found out the nurse got a few in too!" About Las Vegas: "Last time I was there I met a lovely girl, her name was Valerie Dubois. Lovely girl, Valerie Dubois, in fact she told me to call her VD for short!" Priceless!

Honest Person : I don't care what anyone say, Rodney Dangerfield was one of the greatest comedians of all time!

Jordan Little : 1974 and it's still funnier than anything Seth MacFarlane ever made, ever! EVER!

Ty Kellerman : 446 thumbs down I wouldn’t want to meet those people no sense of humour

Swaggmire215 : He said i told my therapist i have suicidal tendencies he told him u have to pay in advance💀💀💀 dog

Dr. Zoidberg : He never did loosen that tie.

Rhoan Campbell : A lot of comedias still not as good as this man😂😂😂

crushingalldeceivers : When comedy was funny, when it wasn't about leftist agendas.

Kilo Cam : At 6:50 is my favorite part and this is why. He says “it’s a peculiar thought to see your son peeing with his leg up” then looks over to the two blondes and says “no offense” he called both of them bitches and it went over almost everyone’s head.

Gabriel Johannson : Rodney Dangerfield's eyes just make me laugh. Thanks for posting.

TheSmartLawyer : Nowadays the talk shows are liberal hacks who aren't funny and who just explore a divisive agenda

OneButton Dash : LOL that first joke applies even more today!

Voice of REASON : They sure as hell don't make em like they used to!! This new generation, such a waste. YIKES!! RIP Rod

leslie clanton : Doris Day looks amazing & Carol Wayne , awesome! Yeah Rodney Dangerfield is funny too! 😎

Ceo founder : Rodney Dangerfield was comedy awesomeness! Most hilarious one-liners without profanities nor racism. Pure comedic genius! God bless his soul. Lots of laughs in heaven!

Ken B : When late night was king with one of the all time greatest comic geniuses ever. Now the comics aren’t funny and late night sucks.

Jeffrey John : Look up Doris Day appearance of the same show. Perky! 👀

kamalindsey : Classic Carson, burst out laughing at beating up babies but only giggly to stone faced at everything else.

Christian Morlan : I’m fairly young (30yo) but I will tell anyone that today’s comedy and entertainment is crap compared to what it used to be. I love Jimmy Fallon but watching these old clips of Johnny makes me wish I was born a very long time ago.

Dan Vetor : Carson will remain the legendary host he was. The best comedians are gone too. Johnathon Winters, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams. They were nonstopable.

Jimbo Morrison : Rodney always made me laugh! He was a good actor also.

Jim Brown : I believe that all comics should start with a tribute to St. Rodney. Tell your best Rodney joke in your best Rodney voice.

pschroeter1 : "My wife's cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the hole in the screen door."

Ronald Humen : Mr Dangerfield was a class act !!!!

Brett Dunham : cocaine

Diab Olus : True comedy legend.