Every Sperm is Sacred - Complete
Every Sperm is sacred by Monty Python has become relevant again

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I know there are lots of copies of this on YouTube, but this clip includes the bits at the start and end.


MFPhoto1 : You cut right before the best part -- the Protestant couple across the street! "Every time they have sexual intercourse they must have a child." "Well, its the same for us. We have two children."

Peter Allyn : Just think....they had to practice this song..... over and over..... lmao.

DangerMouSe : Everyone, please stand for Catholic Anthem...

cesar plancarte : God bless the brits for having the balls to get away with this... Bloody HellπŸ˜‚

The Crab Maestro : in the context of the film, an entire neighbourhood get's up and starts singing because the mine closes. Absolutely bloody brilliant.

cogidubnus1953 : It was allegedly intended to be a low budget film...and word has it they blew the entire original budget on this one sequence, and had to seek more funding elsewhere - worth it though!

Rob Schmidt : So,, who had to explain this to the kids in the scene? LOL

Daniel Schechter : Damn, this is hilarious! This might be the best song ever written. The bit where the little girl sings "Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground..." had me laughing until I cried.

Michael Carlos : Comedy will never get better than this.

2thomas k : I went to a catholic high school and every cell in my body wanted me to play this in school

Joseph Muir : This scene isn't complete, as it doesn't include the Protestant married couple's conversation.

AnneSofieLovesMozart : You're a catholic the moment dad came!

Hoksaaja : Now I know why Finland's birth rate plummets... Lutheranism.

Silver Turtle171 : This is the dirtiest catholic song ever made

Phunker1 : You know it's a good decade when taking the piss out of religion makes people laugh.

tomitstube : brilliant, the markings of jones and palin i presume... the irony is rich, sperm is sacred but the kids must be used for medical experiments, "god has blessed us so much, i can't afford to feed you anymore."

Shahid Khan : The irony is that the vast majority of sperm, by definition, is wasted, only one is actually used for conception on each occasion.

weiss nicht : lyrics DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohamed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because... Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighborhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!

ushoys : "The fastest-growing church in the world". Aye, those were the days.

Patrick McCarthy : Has to be one of the greatest satirical comic scenes ever produced. I love it!

Skeptik Cal : I can't believe you left out the all important protestant tea sipping scene from across the road. That's in fact the clincher!

Dimitris Tsamouras : "I've got something to tell the whole family" "Oh quick, go get the others in, Gordon" I died laughing

CharlestonChica : "I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments." Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri be like...

worryworm : But if you swallow after a BJ, the sperm is not wasted because of nutrients and such. So it must be approved.

Ransselth Kaen : Actually the south right now LOL

solna72 : This must truly be the wet dream of the GOP... πŸ˜…πŸ€”

t jones : "You're a Catholic the moment Dad came" and then gets even funnier!

DerickE : From the film "The Meaning of life"

weston407 : the little girl's solo is the best part

Doug Bader : This film was banned in Ireland for decades!

Andrew McKenna : Think it was Terry Jones was told by the crew to go film this scene for the movie, went and filmed it, came back and said "I accidently spent most of the movies budget"

Mikey Estee : The Chinese dragon gets me every time, hahahah

thebatmanover9000 : This is Alabama's new state anthem!

Timothy Easton : From the hilarious film, The Meaning of Life.

Alora kempthorne : I sent this to my innocent friend, and I'm really concerned he will hate me now. Worth it.

ghostlylover99123 : Well that's what happens when the child carrying stork comes reality. Love the part with the cardinals in the prams!

Psi Low : Wow, this is valid more than ever. MP were truly visionary.

Scott : Obvious parody of OLIVER! 1968

Eamon Bloomfield : Bravo! A song and dance routine that would not have been out of place in a film like Lionel Bart;s Oliver!

Larry Friskopp : NOT complete, leaves off the best part at the end!!

Rita Wing : With all the hoo-ha in the US about those foolish Quiverfull lunatics, they could relocate this sketch.

feralbigdog : "God gets quite irate" so THATS why God hates me!

shafflo : I forgot just how well this was done. Thanks!

fromDdark : Love the ending, parody to Oliver, "Consider yourself"

Chuck Talent : Even for the last days of 2018.. awesome.

Victor_Valiant_ : It sounds even better in 2019! ;D

J024 : Everyone Stand for the Alabama Anthem.

Brian Paul : I know they're not Catholic, but this is most likely what the pathriarch of the Duggar family sings before plowing his wife....and probably what their one son sang before plowing his little sisters.

Jefff : This has to be the best musical ever.