BILL BURR - GREATEST JOKE EVER!

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binkymagnus : i love the line "there is zero fat on that joke"

Alec Bowers : MAKE A PLEDGE TO JESUS AND HIT YOUR WOMEN! 😂

Felipe Castro : I wish the manager who got fired can see this and least get a laugh.

Bmanritchie : I beg to differ - the Helicopter story was SO MUCH BETTER!!

AdamWayneone : *I recently found out there are more than 5,000 battered women in my county alone! This is surprising, because all this time I've been eating mine plain!*

Salty Melon : *dark humour is like a kid with cancer* it never gets old *dark humour is like water* not everybody in the world gets it

Douglas Thompson : I think Bill Burr took the George Carlin vacancy.

Jim Ehrlich : " did that get to wierd for you guys? " lmao....good stuff

Alexander Riggs : Bill Burr casually walking down the street commentating on what he sees is funnier than most comedians, but his Why Do I Do This special is the hardest I've ever laughed. Grab a 6pk or/and some pot and watch it if you haven't. You can thank me later.

Albert Zion : 1:02 "They fall like toddlers." Geez, that's brilliant.

Stephen Anderson : I think bills right we should beat women more so they learn to fall right. thanks bill....

zzodr : Gold.

kevinalvarado : This was Bill Burr's best one-hour special, in my humble opinion. He just knocked them out one after another; it was just a steady stream of liquid comedic gold.

alpachinos : wouldn't say it's his greatest joke

paul mc : 70 percent of domestic violence is woman, attacking man.

Patrick Punek : Did that get too weird for you, guys? 😂

Jesus Christ : We can't hit um but they want to get paid as much as us... Pfft

PBtheman : Happy woman's day!!!

Mykal Ridikulus : "Pledge to Jesus and hit 'cher women!" Lmfao. God I love this guy.

Gar Laa : I'd say way more women hit men, then men hit women , just watch TV, movies, and commercials, it's not only acceptable , but encouraged for women to hit men, because it's considered funny and hilarious! Cheers 🍻

Miss Malibu California : I love this guy sooooooooooooooooo much...he's amazing..he's genius.. I adore him...

_Drifter _ : It's not even Burr's best joke.

Andrew Levy : This isn't even close to Bill burrs best joke. Plus comedy is subjective such a claim about even what I would consider to be his best joke would still not be true. Next time say My favorite bill burr joke. No one can argue with that and that would be factual. This is misleading and simply not true.

VroodenTheGreat : I don't know if Bill burr will ever see this but... On the topic of a joke with no fat on it, where every word is a work of art... I got one... What's black and comes in little white cans?

JDRamm MX : I can identify Bill Burr's videos by the thumbnail, I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a "mental illness".

George Sorg : bill burr for president

Frank's Toeknife : I like the gorilla sign language a lot more but I love him all the time 😬

robert b : Wait a minute.....

demonocus metalocus : 1 of my favorite comedians

FLexxxtreme : Good, not greatest.

Bodenlose Dosenhose : I like the reason he gives for not hitting a woman. :D

whywouldyousaythat : For all you literal people who think this guy thinks this is the greatest joek ever..... Bill Burr in the joke says that the joke he was talking about is the greatest joke ever... use your brains before you comment...

Richard Ikin : Still waiting for the joke...

Juan Dominguez III : Make a pledge for Jesus and hit your women 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

cmejias44 : Lol wtf is wrong with people, it's a joke. My father passed of lung cancer 2 years ago, I heard a stand up routine using that very scenario and I still laughed because I'm an adult and know it was directed towards me personally

markyncole : I'd be undefeated with women if I could hit them back

Els Rulmyn : 0:48 so retarded that that happened

Purple 911 : not even close to being the best joke.

Dan : No where near his best work

its all greek to me Friday : you Americans laugh at anything his pathetic and you say the greatest joke ever ill make a killing in america if thats what you lot find funny

Onna S : to answer his question. Some man who has hit a woman will think it's OK to hit a woman and funny.

Dan Stevens : Tragic that he doesn't repent, and so therefore, he is going to hell soon. Very tragic! John 3:16-21, it's the greatest gift in human history, and everyone can have it. It's free! Salvation by grace alone through faith alone, in Jesus Christ ALONE!

Anna Vajda : It's not that it will set off some guy who wasn't abusive tp be abusive. The problem is too many woman have their lives ruined by domestic violence and if you have lived through it the humour just isn't there. Jokes sometimes are used to minimize abuse and gaslight victims. I am glad thwy had to remove it and only feel sorry for the waitress losing her job if she didn't really find it funny either.

stephen stewart : april fool's!!

Seamus O'Sullivan : Can you guys go to the original video and dislike it

manifesthealth from within : Im a women and have experienced domestic violence and i was crying from laughing so hard. I love bill burr, him and Dave Chappelle are the best comedians of out time. Bills story telling and point of view is unique and honest and its awesome.

Robert St. Estephe : Progressive=Nazi. Just like the 20s and 30s.

jelleepit : Watched all three of his acts and I think this guy is the funniest guy on the planet in decades, he turned up at exactly the right time, when we are all just a little bit sick and tired of PC, the explosives laughs rocketing out of my chest are like a pressure cooker blowing and part of that is release of 20 years of bullshit from the left. I love this guy for kicking that PC monster straight in the nuts and not giving so much of a rats ass. If you haven't seen his stuff you are missing out on life.

James Klette : Make a pledge for jesus and hit ur women hahaha

Jake Snouffer : the title is referring to the restaurant chalk board joke, you dummies. Not Bill's greatest joke. 0:25