Chicken Nugger
Chicken Nuggers

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Not read by me. Found somewhere on tumblr.


MewTDM - Aka Mew The Dimond Mew : This is real poetry

The Parakeets : I went to an Asian restaurant and the French Fries were literally called French Fried

Brandon Reck : *Chicken nuggerless child*

8bitpineapple : You sit at the restaurant with your young son. He says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu; your child is far too young for adult food. "Chicken Nugger" stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains, he says he's hungry, your mind strains searching for an answer, in a world of "Sweer Potato" and "French Fried". You try to order the chicken nugger but you cannot! The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry he complains. The waitress stares at you her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream, it is raining sweer potato now. You have "French Fried" engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner; he is staving, starving for the chicken nugger.

LilComeinClutch : The saddest anime of our generation

Lewis Ebdon : You son cries the tear of a chicken nuggerless child So random and funny

comides adictus : *It is raining sweer potato now*

Eduardo Alvarado Salazar : “Stahving foh the chicken nuhggeh”

KPDrax _ : This is art

Sir Rivian : 1080p chicken nuggers

The Hundredth Monkey : *You Don't Understand*

LupoWolf : Why is this so funny and addictive? 😂

Comrade Nugget : people think of this when they see my name so i am told

Guima : Top 10 Impossible Choices in Telltale games

Todd Vallier : Every parent's existential nightmare.

Dazed : Your palms are sweaty Knees weak arms are heavy Theres vomit on his sweater already *chicken nugger*

Mr.Tree : this is a masterpiece

Deepak Narayan : French fried?

Dana Osgood : Myself, my BFF, my mom and my dad all fell on the floor laughing because of this video.

Purrtendo : *starving for the chicken nugger*

Edward Kenway : Art is life brah this is life

spoer : This is by far the scariest story I have ever read in my life,I cant sleep..

OnsuVensa : If anyone wants to know the song, it's Adagio for strings.

Beth H : No one should be chicken nuggerless. Donate £3 today to help this cause. Thank you.

sonyviva308 : Anybody found the original version where it zooms in the Chicken Nugger?

Mermaid Legs : Lol they were a key off on each dish (keyboard)

Rowan Blalock-Bassett : I showed this to my mom and she said "how many brain cells did I just lose"

Vegas : *Kid Menu* Chicken Nugger(6) French Fried Sweer Potato

Owl Counting11 : What is de music?

Kami Lee : I'm so glad someone did a dramatic reading of this

Abvolts - Animation : *IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD* _Nugger_

[Defunct Spunk] : I literally cried to this. This is Hilarious. God, I couldn't stop laughing.

TeaOfTheKiwiBird : The videos you watch at 2 am when you can’t sleep

Ora Drags : I'm having ww2 flashback, help!

Ned Mundy : Top 10 anime betrayals

Dark devil Demon : No one can order the chicken nugger, the sweer potato and French fried the eternal pain to speak those words hurts to much to even order and without them another child will be helpless and cry at dinner but, what for the chicken nugger to be spoken is a ungodly sent word

DaJPlayz : You sir have just gotten yourself into a reality war.

Garbis Sallakian : What's the background music?

JohnTheAverage : Proabably the only good thing tumblr has ever produced

Magnificent Moonlight04 : I saw this a few years ago but never realized that the song playing was Adagio for Strings

Meme Edits/Videos (MEV) : Whoops, almost didn't watch this today.

Gojida : This sounds like a game narration.

Griffin Teller : Barber would be proud that his music could be used in such an emotionally profound context.

Jeremy The Jellyfish : What a moving piece of work..

EDWARD DENIS : Every once in a while YouTube recommends the best videos you could ever ask for

NATHAN BURGOS : This appeared in the animals section. WTF

ZACHARY ATTWOOD : The true definition of art. I feel touched

Munchy PuffxD437 : If you think about it this is a overly dramatic poem about menu typos

Rockwizard5 : lmao