You Have NO Choice - George Carlin

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Educate Society : "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

Lag Swag : Free-range slaves are more productive than slaves in chains.

Alan Rizkallah : I miss George Carlin... and Bill Hicks... and Sam Kinison... and Rodney Dangerfield... and Richard Pryor... and Robin Williams... Man, a lot of my favorite comedians are dead. Jeez!

HardRockMiner : Why did you have to leave us here, George? We need you almost as much as we miss you.

I T : 1) unplug - cut out media entering your mind through your senses. 2) do not buy - don't buy things you do not need. Cable, eating out, starbucks, phones worth over $60, junk food, etc Just don't fall for the consumerism trap. 3) free your mind - meditation, yoga, retreats, contemplation etc 4) purge yourself of the qualities that are dominant in these pigs - greed, envy, desire for control and power etc. If enough people start to truly wake up, fully, to realise the truth of reality and themselves then there WILL BE a revolution! Inevitable.

After Skool : This is the first animation we've done from a comedian. Tell us what you think!

Turin Turambar : My family fell for the propoganda and we left Hungary to move to the US under the premise we'd have a better life. We risked literally everything, our language, friends, culture back home. We were lied to. Now I want to go back. Shit is the same everywhere.

CrushedBig D : George Carlin Brain Droppings Book intro: "I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in. Listening to the comedians who comment on political, social, and cultural issues, I notice most of their material reflects an underlying belief that somehow things were better once and that with just a little effort we could set them right again. They’re looking for solutions, and rooting for particular results, and I think that necessarily limits the tone and substance of what they say. They’re talented and funny people, but they’re nothing more than cheerleaders attached to a specific, wished-for outcome. I don’t feel so confined. I frankly don’t give a fuck how it all turns out in this country—or anywhere else, for that matter. I think the human game was up a long time ago (when the high priests and traders took over), and now we’re just playing out the string. And that is, of course, precisely what I find so amusing: the slow circling of the drain by a once promising species, and the sappy, ever-more-desperate belief in this country that there is actually some sort of “American Dream, “ which has merely been misplaced. The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don’t belong; it doesn’t include me, it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. So, if you read something in this book that sounds like advocacy of a particular political point of view, please reject the notion. My interest in “issues” is merely to point out how badly we’re doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest how they “ought to be.” And I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there’s a solution, you’re part of the problem. My motto: Fuck Hope! P.S. Lest you wonder, personally, I am a joyful individual with a long, happy marriage and a close and loving family. My career has turned out better than I ever dreamed, and it continues to expand. I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don’t confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything’s gonna be all right. P.P.S. By the way, if, by some chance, you folks do manage to straighten things out and make everything better, I still don’t wish to be included.”

Chris O'Rourke : "Humanities are worthless." "Liberal Arts Degrees are worthless." "We don't need history courses." "Let's cancel Art."

Ludwig Beethoven : Carlin descended into deep pessimism before his death, great comedian, maybe just a rational pessimist?

A Skeptical Charmander : All these people cheering and then they go home and do the same shit they've done for the last decade.

vape diva : You know what there has to be something wrong with that country when you're comedians are seeing more of a truth than the Independent Media sources like Info Wars Rebel Young Turks and other s*** that's supposedly alternative media pretty bad when George Carlin a comedian is saying the news better than these Independent News sites or these lack of a better word alternative news sites

IBlewUponYourFace : “The System is Rigged” - President Donald Trump

Troglodytic 6 Masses : So much meaning in 3 minutes

Bill Cosby Touched My Doodle : Imagine if Carlin were alive today and found out who the (((big business))) is

Alex Frideres : None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Ruben Reyes : Let’s start a revolution, little by little, who’s up for it? Less talk, more action...

Max Boyd : Anyone else think these illustrations are dope Nope? Just me? Alright

Dan Clark : I wrote a letter to a local newspaper about things like this 6yrs ago. That we are all corporate slaves, allow some basic freedoms so we beileve we have much freedom. The big business probably call it "freedumb" for us.

Oak : Thanks, capitalism

Carlos Parra : You begin saying that politicians are just puppets of the rich, yet you end your argument blaming the people who is choosing the politicians.

Controlled Opposition : George was light years ahead of his time. No one was able to see the the bull like Carlin. If he had decided to run for POTUS he have my vote in a heartbeat, but he was too smart to even consider such a venture. He knew he'd be assassinated in no time flat attempting to (Truly) unite the people of this country

Thoroughly Wet : I like how they all clap like "Damn straight! He's talking real truth" but does anything change? No

Danny, Shaymin, and Friends : Just because a few big businesses tell us their bias doesn't mean that I will believe in their villages. After Skool made it seem like as if we are mindless slaves who are incapable of thinking. We are capable of making decision on our own.

Victor : "It's called the American dream. Cause you have to be asleep to believe it" 😂😂😂. Basically true because of the rich idiots at the top 1%

Xaloc Franco : (((((((((((who?))))))))))))

Marko Vozz : As time passes by, I can understand Hitler. And no, I dont like the way he did it.

Travis Newman : this guy knew what he was talking about.

shadoom : Grammer is an ilussion

Polski Arrow : So, I prefer not west, but east part of world... good vid!

Prefers Anonymity : I would LOVE to see you do this for Carlin's bit about saving the planet!

Aaron Swartz : If only I was a 5th, 6th, 7th or 8th grade school teacher. This would be a lesson done twice a year

Joshua Cisneros : Lobbying = bribery Is there any actual difference between the two besides one being legal?

Degenerate Psychopath : absolutely. power paradigms in social structures create monopoly, exploitation and violence. We need anarchism.

_BullsInTheBronx : Stay woke💯💯💯

Miss Not Of This World : Absolutely! Unfortunately that's how it works and it's been that way all along! Many people are walking up and realizing that the American Dream was just only a Dream to begin with! Accurate information about the present day especially now! Thanks George Carlin for being an honest and Smart person who preached the Truth about Reality! :-)

Tiber Septim : Freedom is an ilussion

Seablian : Perfect description of the international (((Jewry)))

D R : Great man!

Tiosh : A good comedian and that's all he was, a good comedian. Nothing has changed. People are too lazy to revolution these days.

lulululululu : trill kump

Mia Vegan : Rest in peace George. You are a legend ❤👏

dirtdiver5050 : Carlin was AGAINST MALE CIRCUMCISION! Think about that for a while!

Nicky Sebast : Controversial opinion I don't agree with what he says

Danny, Shaymin, and Friends : Business nowadays do not want mindless slaves doing repetitive jobs, they have robots to do that. Creativity and critical thinking is what they want. They also are careful not to be controversial in a bad way.

giuliano insolia : This must've took a lot of work to make

Kunal Gupta : Well this is hard to believe. Who are Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs? They came from the population not from the elite.

blah blah : I feel obligated to share this video on every social media i have

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket : r/im14andthisisdeep

William Eargle : Man this really says alot about our society