You Have NO Choice - George Carlin

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Educate Society : "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

Uncle Chopper : Slave are no longer are in chains. They're in debt.

Thoroughly Wet : I like how they all clap like "Damn straight! He's talking real truth" but does anything change? No

I T : 1) unplug - cut out media entering your mind through your senses. 2) do not buy - don't buy things you do not need. Cable, eating out, starbucks, phones worth over $60, junk food, etc Just don't fall for the consumerism trap. 3) free your mind - meditation, yoga, retreats, contemplation etc 4) purge yourself of the qualities that are dominant in these pigs - greed, envy, desire for control and power etc. If enough people start to truly wake up, fully, to realise the truth of reality and themselves then there WILL BE a revolution! Inevitable.

tcsharrett : U do have a choice. So be ready to face criticism, hate, indifference, and being shunned for not doing what's "expected" of you.

After Skool : This is the first animation we've done from a comedian. Tell us what you think!

Vass Apos : I love how all the people clapping probably slept like babies that same night thinking "wow im woke af" and kept doing the exact same thing. If you really want to do something, start being more conscious of your consumer habits. Who you vote for makes little difference, on the other hand who you give your money to defines the economy. THAT'S power.

Troglodytic 6 Masses : So much meaning in 3 minutes

HardRockMiner : Why did you have to leave us here, George? We need you almost as much as we miss you.

Prem's Writing : Oh no don't listen to George. Billionaires who steal billions and screw Americans over aren't the enemy. Immigrants who live on $100 a week are the real enemy

Angel Colón : This is why they want more npc’s

Joshua Cisneros : Lobbying = bribery Is there any actual difference between the two besides one being legal?

Jose Arteaga : Truth. We need more George Carlin's in this world...

Clear Pilled : George was light years ahead of his time. No one was able to see the the bull like Carlin. If he had decided to run for POTUS he have my vote in a heartbeat, but he was too smart to even consider such a venture. He knew he'd be assassinated in no time flat attempting to (Truly) unite the people of this country

Alan Rizkallah : I miss George Carlin... and Bill Hicks... and Sam Kinison... and Rodney Dangerfield... and Richard Pryor... and Robin Williams... Man, a lot of my favorite comedians are dead. Jeez!

Con Artist : This is not happening only in america but around the globe

Max Boyd : Anyone else think these illustrations are dope Nope? Just me? Alright

newbranday : How shitty do things have to get before we do something? This is a global epidemic. Corporations own us all. At least our forefathers had the guts to engage in meaningful, widespread civil disobedience to push back against their oppressors. But, we've all been made into docile cattle to the slaughter. Fuel for the engine. Beasts of burden. How disappointing. One precious life and we've let them take it away from us.

Panda Bear : If money is where you find your happiness you’ll always be poor.

Tiber Septim : Freedom is an ilussion

OLe Jack Green The weird green guy : Exactly !! School Is BRAINWASHING US !! AND US isn't truly free, actually enslaved and brainwashed See ? SOME Rich people is are our WORSE enemies and that's why I believe Socialism should be in America so it's more balanced

mimi babby13 : Its called the American dream because it's their dream not your dream...... get it😶

ANightDazingZoroark : humans are evil

triniti korneli : Good speech. The people don't care. Because they are evil. The americans are responsible for everything in America. They like their bosses. No matter what they do. Just that's it. It's a problem everywhere. Not just in USA.

A Skeptical Charmander : All these people cheering and then they go home and do the same shit they've done for the last decade.

Aaron Swartz : If only I was a 5th, 6th, 7th or 8th grade school teacher. This would be a lesson done twice a year

Danny, Shaymin, and Friends : Just because a few big businesses tell us their bias doesn't mean that I will believe in their villages. After Skool made it seem like as if we are mindless slaves who are incapable of thinking. We are capable of making decision on our own.

Carlos Parra : You begin saying that politicians are just puppets of the rich, yet you end your argument blaming the people who is choosing the politicians.

Jacob Taylor : The war is coming.

The OG Dominic : I had an argument with my brother about Obama’s corruption and he kept saying he was “a man of the people”, despite lowering taxes for the top 1%, not doing anything about Wall Street, starting 5 wars and lying to the people who voted for him.

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket : r/im14andthisisdeep

William Eargle : Man this really says alot about our society

MICROSOFT HQ : The older I get the more dumb this is. Any one can make a business it takes work

YSL Josho : All we need is Jesus everyone stay calm.

Kunal Gupta : Well this is hard to believe. Who are Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs? They came from the population not from the elite.

Travis Newman : this guy knew what he was talking about.

I BraveHeart : This dude was 100% spot on when it comes to corruption!

Lag Swag : Free-range slaves are more productive than slaves in chains.

Alan Q. Wake : "You still trust your government?"

Victor Menneson : Thats really pessimistic. I believe that rich people want everyone to have a great life and succeed. Yet they will sell you potato chips and they will produce reality TV because that what sells the most

Preshen Moodley : life is about production. a doctor saves life's. a soccer player scores goals. you produce value something in this world and your life depends on it, the more valuable or high quantity you produce the more money you have. That is the system we live in. it's no conspiracy. it's not against you. It cares about production and nothing more.

Tiosh : A good comedian and that's all he was, a good comedian. Nothing has changed. People are too lazy to revolution these days.

Mia V : Rest in peace George. You are a legend ❤👏

Pat Doc : Wasn't George Carlin rich?

Larry Cobb : “They call it the American Dream because you’ll have to be asleep to believe it.”...this is greatness.

Rockovissi : This is more relevant now than ever.

Jeremy : trill kump

Divineshot 314 : True Do what you love.

consciousnick - : Anyone who can't see it will eventually.

Lucky Bastard : Have truer words ever been spoken?