How to play chess properly

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An excellent round of chess here to demonstrate how the game should be played to it's full potential. NOTE: Not my video, it was sent to me via E-mail. I have no idea who made it, or if it is copyrighted or not? If you do own the copyright, and beleive this is infringement, please contact me and I will remove it.

Comments from Youtube

RG : How the hell did Short lose this match? His opening strategy was flawless and Kasparov just made mistake after mistake - he couldn't even make a goddamn unicorn and lost his megachessatron.

Black Plasma Studios : My eyes are watering I'm lolling so hard.

Gluty Maximusy : My opponent has summoned the Kraken. What do I do? I do not have any means of killing it!

Angelo : What a shame, if Short waited long enough it would have been Easter and he could have resurrected the Chessiah

Ostrich160 : classic game, reminds me of the 1922 famous game where Mr. Forund actually called in an air strike on the board in a thrilling battle of wits

Un Disclosed : So this is how you play cricket.

Wyrd80 : I am a little disappointed that Kasparov didn't summon the Kraken.

thehaxorman : Reminds me of when I won the 1932 world championships by summoning our lord Cthulhu.

Jason Zenarosa : my opponent activated the Game Change card turning chess into yahtzee, help?

jumpsplat120 : Wow, is he taking the piss? Alternatively, I guess he won that pissing contest.

Majin Wamu : Whew, I am happy I watched this video. So I have been playing chess properly all along.

J T : How professional chess commentary sounds to most people.

Bradley Chen : Please help, my opponent has inverted his king and has summoned the anti-christ. What do I do in this situation? I positioned my queen onto my inverted rook to form a gravitational void but that hasn't worked out.

Ahad Merchant : Well done Kasparov! But Short should've summoned The Hindu Godess of Kali Ma and tried to make it posses his queen to increase her Strength and Endurance and allow it to barrel right into the king. That was why he lost. What an amateur... 

Anders Petersen : No game no life ep 3 right there !

shaun03a : The one time I click on the mystery video, and it's the most hilarious video on YT. Good job, NerdCubed.

Hank Hill : I love it when they play outside the rigged confines of book theory and rely just on skill.

Daniel Manahan : 322 non chess players have never learned how to piss their opponent off

Colonizer-Chan : i thought this was legitimate until i kept watching......this is genius.

Andy Ferber : The Canadian version has body checking and frequent apologies.

Jace Fairis : Short made a pretty amateur mistake - the megachessatron was clearly a trap to get him to knock it off, exposing his king to a clear shot from the penis.  What he should've done is upgraded his Unicorn to a Siege Pegasus, then use it to take over China to get the 7 extra men at the end of every turn - Kasparaov would've had to roll two 6s to defend against the might of the Siege Pegasus.  From there, you can convert all the men you get into mana to summon Emrakul, the Aeons Torn - it doesn't matter what color your pieces are, because Emrakul only uses colorless mana.  From there it's easy to win.

jessica couger : I was seriously trying to learn how to play chess when I found this lmao

Lefty Guns : I always knew chess was difficult.

Cool Squirtle : So, I did something wrong and now my rook won't stop rambling about his crops. Anyone had this?

victoriaac77 : "Kasperov's queen has been revealed to be an imitation, played very convincingly by Helen Mirren, she has won an oscar. But she will have to leave. She can of course leave in any direction she likes." I was expecting an entirely different video, but this was way better!

Chibi Reviews : Seems Legit!

artman40 : Can this game be recreated in Tabletop Simulator?

sisbrawny : I was expecting the camera to zoom out revealing Mr. Bean was behind all of this. 

SnippleSnapple : Wow, this actually works! Thanks guys!

on the FRINGE : You cannot convert a horse to a unicorn without the approval of all the bishops on the board. Otherwise you have to begin a revolution of the church and state and this takes a long time. Then afterwards the official religion needs to by changed by royal decree to the regime of the one horn

Mike Abrahamson : this is the best thing i've seen in a long time

Sir Squillium : Monkey Balls Syndrome.

Crackers (PhD in Wumbology) : Are these really the Queen's rules? I thought pissing on the pieces was only allowed on turns 7 and 8 respectively.

Lucius Malfoy : There are no words to describe how much I love this video

Aurablasé : Oh man, I've been playing it wrong this whole time.

crash979797 : This is the new best video on YouTube.

MaxNoSleeves : I love it

Mr. Helix : I wonder who made this video. It says BBC in the top left of the video, but that might be part of the joke.

Onno Versluijs : Look at the inverted rook kicking the ball around. Absolutely adorable.

Jamie Fidler : As a chess player myself, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

Zalan26 : Next level tactics!

RJLpt : Damn, Garry Kasparov forgot to say Uno!

Pie- pinkpony : Anyone else here from a foofy haired guy from Essex playing with a spinning light-saber?

Parismio : Still diagonally. Some traditions, Die hard. This bit is amazing.

Gargamel Le Noir : Excellent video, beautiful game, insightful commentary, except a lapse in the technical terms : When you put a horn on a rook it becomes not a unicorn, but a narwhal. And if it can reach the end of the board and stay there for two consecutive turns, you get to put in play three randomly chosen Magic cards.

MM!! : Chess according to /tg/.

Ironscythe : Short's Stone Cold Steve Austin was a hard card to beat, but we all know that cardboard is weak against urine-type attacks, so it was immediately sent to the graveyard.

Wędzony napój gazowany : He's upgrading his queen into a hotel xD This is the most beautiful thing ever.

Chris Mannion : "I have no idea who made it, or if it is copyrighted or not?" IT HAS A BBC WATERMARK FFS :-\