How to play chess properly

Share this video on

What's Hot

What's New

Top Grossing

Top of the Chart


Black Plasma Studios : My eyes are watering I'm lolling so hard.

Tara Strong : They didn't even have to roll the dice. Very good sportsmanship!

MaxNoSleeves : I love it

Chibi Reviews : Seems Legit!

Gluty Maximusy : My opponent has summoned the Kraken. What do I do? I do not have any means of killing it!

shaun03a : The one time I click on the mystery video, and it's the most hilarious video on YT. Good job, NerdCubed.

RG : How the hell did Short lose this match? His opening strategy was flawless and Kasparov just made mistake after mistake - he couldn't even make a goddamn unicorn and lost his megachessatron.

Angelo : What a shame, if Short waited long enough it would have been Easter and he could have resurrected the Chessiah

jumpsplat120 : Wow, is he taking the piss? Alternatively, I guess he won that pissing contest.

Wyrd80 : I am a little disappointed that Kasparov didn't summon the Kraken.

Vensey Ness : I was sent here by a man who sees the world through a glow stick's eyes (While in the tumble cycle)

Bradley Chen : Please help, my opponent has inverted his king and has summoned the anti-christ. What do I do in this situation? I positioned my queen onto my inverted rook to form a gravitational void but that hasn't worked out.

Jason Zenarosa : my opponent activated the Game Change card turning chess into yahtzee, help?

victoriaac77 : "Kasperov's queen has been revealed to be an imitation, played very convincingly by Helen Mirren, she has won an oscar. But she will have to leave. She can of course leave in any direction she likes." I was expecting an entirely different video, but this was way better!

Sgt.Crawler1116 : A 9gag post brought me here

Ahad Merchant : Well done Kasparov! But Short should've summoned The Hindu Godess of Kali Ma and tried to make it posses his queen to increase her Strength and Endurance and allow it to barrel right into the king. That was why he lost. What an amateur... 

Ostrich160 : classic game, reminds me of the 1922 famous game where Mr. Forund actually called in an air strike on the board in a thrilling battle of wits

J T : How professional chess commentary sounds to most people.

Aurablasé : Oh man, I've been playing it wrong this whole time.

crash979797 : This is the new best video on YouTube.

Andy Ferber : The Canadian version has body checking and frequent apologies.

Majin Wamu : Whew, I am happy I watched this video. So I have been playing chess properly all along.

thehaxorman : Reminds me of when I won the 1932 world championships by summoning our lord Cthulhu.

Alex Vue : This seems about right xD

kat punz : Why did Tumblr have to bring me here

Mike Abrahamson : this is the best thing i've seen in a long time

Nipplestroke : Wow, this actually works! Thanks guys!

Anders Petersen : No game no life ep 3 right there !

BitVyper : This is clearly a game of Calvinball

Daniel Manahan : 322 non chess players have never learned how to piss their opponent off

Hank Hill : I love it when they play outside the rigged confines of book theory and rely just on skill.

YVZ STUDIOS : _Der König ist tot_

Zalan26 : Next level tactics!

OnlyKoolaid : Then he pissed on me, Customary in Sports. :)

jessica couger : I was seriously trying to learn how to play chess when I found this lmao

Cool Squirtle : So, I did something wrong and now my rook won't stop rambling about his crops. Anyone had this?

Mr. Helix : I wonder who made this video. It says BBC in the top left of the video, but that might be part of the joke.

Pie- pinkpony : Anyone else here from a foofy haired guy from Essex playing with a spinning light-saber?

Ghost Lightning : No Game No Life episode 3 all over again.

Lucius Malfoy : There are no words to describe how much I love this video

AndroxineVortex : ... Still diagonally. XD

Brandon Conrady : This is beautiful

Parismio : Still diagonally. Some traditions, Die hard. This bit is amazing.

bubbawaba98 : Helen Mirren made a wonderful cameo~

Gargamel Le Noir : Excellent video, beautiful game, insightful commentary, except a lapse in the technical terms : When you put a horn on a rook it becomes not a unicorn, but a narwhal. And if it can reach the end of the board and stay there for two consecutive turns, you get to put in play three randomly chosen Magic cards.

EmpireOfTheRisingSun : HAHAHAHA , THE PISSING ON THE BLACK PIECES WAS SO RACIST ( it is referring to how the US peace keepers and firemen , used hoses to drown blacks who protested and so forth . , , )

Chris Mannion : "I have no idea who made it, or if it is copyrighted or not?" IT HAS A BBC WATERMARK FFS :-\

RJLpt : Damn, Garry Kasparov forgot to say Uno!

aaron jamal : 9Gaggers unite

The Kinsella Bunch : Now that is how chess _should_ be played.