Polygon can't understand guns or fun.

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Kitten Fiddlers : I'm keeping this video an open dialog. Unlike Polygon's actual video, comments are open and will stay open (and I will accept all comments marked as spam (Unless they are spam)).

Aaron : So, he hates guns and the gun sounded realistic - to him - when it fired and made him uncomfortable.... ....then surely this is a success for VR?

PaineTrain : That guy from polygon makes me look like a highly trained weapons specialist

Erika Gehr : Not a single gamer works at Polygon, it's simple.

TheCaptainBaker - TCS : this game should be listed as psychological horror. that guy seemed pretty shook.

BT -7274 : What he says can be valid, he just doesnt like guns. What i dont understand is why the hell would they let this guy do the review lmao. That's like forcing a soldier with severe ptsd to play cod and give his opinions.

Sam o.0 : "a gun in a home makes me feel less safe, not more" Suddenly: "And now we gonna take off safety!!!" Lmaooo

Ima Pseudonym : "Well, there's this game about guns.... but instead of playing the game or addressing its merits or weaknesses in any way, let me ramble tearfully about the morality of firearms for a while." Geez, what a sad sack.

Brian G : His wifes son could probably do better.

Serebro Volk : This is why YouTubers and streamers are better reviewers in general. The YouTuber makes me want to buy the shit out of this game. And the polygon reviewer makes me want to get the game so I can shoot myself in it and then irl.

Will : Have you seen the gameplay that polygon put up for doom? the guy playing was so god damn awful they had to close comments and disable likes.

BT -7274 : Was that hotline miami music on the happy parts?

AlphaBlyat : "...i've felt a deep sense of unease..." "Hey it doesnt matter"

Jere Potens : I thought Polygon's reviews were satire

DenDen : Polygon guy: "I'm not enjoying this..." *cuts to Tucker* "So, I mean, I think it's really awesome"

Coty Lee : For some reason the contrast between these two is just super funny for me

VintagePC's alike : 30 round assault clip magazine capable of dispensing 400 rocket propelled bullet grenades per half second

Game Or Death : The moment he tried putting the iron sights where the magazine goes... Wtf man?!

bartekko : "I don't understand how guns work" Literally a pipe, open on one end, hammer with spring on the other end. There,you now understand guns

BlazeTheGryphon7x7 : *Puts pistol magazine into an M4* *Puts Hind sight into M4 mag Slot* These are the kinds of people who are advocating against the second amendment, people. Do not listen to them, because they know absolutely nothing about firearms. To be honest, I was surprised he even knew where the trigger was…

DoomieTM : *inhales* YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON A GUN THAT YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW WAS LOADED???? I'm sorry, but hearing that threw me through the roof.

mangaka08 : 1:37 "...to do damage to other physical objects." Which is not wrong, unless it's hitting a person, hence, the problem he has is with hitting specific targets when they are humans, ergo he's called humans physical objects, ergo he's objectifying people. #triggered.

Codmario117 : "Im sure people will correct me in the comments" Comments disabled Makes sense.

Jason Zorich : Make sure no one tells him about those in Syria and Iraq needing something other than words to be free.

Kangwa Master : "A machine, percision crafted to do damage to other objects" hammer, drill, clippers, teeth,....... P.S. this is a joke, right?

SteppupFoRetsam : Nearly two years later, this still makes me laugh.

The Livid Dead : I'm ... saddened . . .by the fact that someone so pathetic exists as that guy from Polygon. Like, It's a gun. yeah, for some people it's scary. But it's not sentient. It's not some monster under the bed. It's a tool. Like an axe, Like a knife. Like rope or even a car.

Antti The Internet Guy : now, children, polygon is a special kind of kid. you see, he is so called BETA MALE

IntrepidTurtle : Polygon: "Hey, you with the apparent post traumatic stress disorder and extreme distaste for firearms, I've got the perfect game for you to review"

Gibby Poop : I thought this was a parody...jesus christ man, this physically pains me.

Cris Cringe : Half a second in and I am already wondering what is going through this guys head *puts rear sights in magazine slot*

Eliisorp Eliisorp : a salt rifle

The Moscow Copperhead : *Holds up TT Tokarev* -What is this, a Five-Seven?

BaconLord Ryan : Do you at least accept that if we "took guns away from everybody" that they would still be available in the black market, and that only bad people would have guns? How bout that having a gun in a home might be used for hunting like you suggested? Do you respect a gunsmiths love for these mechanisms?

Trevor Morgan : This is basically the rest of the world vs the US

superQuizzie : "It made my ears ring!"

Veton Rečica : Polygon does not know de way.

Riasiru Neovas : I have no problem with beer or drugs in the Fallout series. I've even done beer runs... But in real life?... The smell of alcohol uneases me... Knowing someone is drunk fundamentally changes how I perceive them. They could be my best friend sober, but the moment they're tipsy they may as well be a stranger. I don't know them. I don't know what they'll do. I can no longer trust or depend upon them... I get your unease with guns...

Kobayashi Kun : The Virgin Polygon vs the Chad Gamer

Cinders2Ashes : I love how he puts a pistol mag in a M4.

Schlomo Ofenstein : Muh my feelings

jpgamer : Polygon is honestly a joke. You’d think they’re Owned by cosmopolitan by now

Mr. Krabs Felt It : eventhough it's VR, it's so cringey to watch people not know how to use a gun

Dun Bongo : Polygon: this is a machine I'm holding precision made to do damage. Me: ... That's a vr controller

Cu nt : Watching him try to load the gun was painful to watch

Butter Zack : one winy boi

budemawa : A gun is a tool, the person who uses it, is what makes it dangerous or not. You should be equally afraid of a knife with this logic: "A knife is an object that was specifically engineered to do damage to objects and it terrified me"

Croatz : I am a weapons instructor in the Air Force and this video made me cringe. If people better understood firearms and took safety courses, they wouldn't be as political.

Hayden Metzcus : Petty complainers be like: “We got ourselves... what is this, a Five-seveN?” It’s a Tokarev TT-33. The Five-seveN has a concealed hammer. That’s one of the easiest ways to tell them apart.

Soo Kim : Another video polygon disabled the rating and comments. That already tells a lot about how they handle criticisms. Why cant they just hire proper peopple to do these videos?