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monotonous : "idk what you parents did to you" story of my life

Robert King : "Women want a Colonel, a Kaiser, a Tsar." I love the writers of this show.

Goreface69 : kwoahfee

TherussianorphanII : This is exactly the way I act when I meet a girl I like. Every fucking time.

Suhcamara : "People drink coffee at night" -- "Ya people that work at NORAD on 24 hour missile watch."

Fabisch Factor : I had a hot girl ask me if I wanted to join her for a smoke. I said I didn't smoke... and I stood inside while she went outside and smoked and left. Where's my shotgun?

Yung Huesos : Deep inside, U know that Constanza is alright.

crimsonxtide50 : I missed my chance of dating one of the prettiest girls in my school, due to me basically being george

Nicephore : George dropping some red pill knowledge.

fountainhead : Something similar happened to me a couple of weeks ago. The girl and I are still talking though. Hopefully, one day she and I can watch this episode and laugh about it.

Alwaysbusking : those are some really painfully accurate trains of thought similar to mine :(

jfkst1 : The funny thing is, George's method is the most effective. At least in America. If you let a girl think you really like her a lot, she will play you like a tool. Better to keep them guessing and make it seem like you are not that interested in them.

hugo pereira : I like to think that i'm laughing at george, but truth be said, I'm laughing at myself.

c dean : "I don't know what your parents did to you"😂😂😂😂

Jason Bruce : George is me apparently.

Elvin Rzazade : still watching in 2017 ?

Hrimner : Co-arfe

Alex Brown : This is me in a nutshell. Woman once gave me a hint in a bookstore which i didn't get and ended up blowing her off, my friend was watching and wanted to yell at me that she's dropping a clue for me but after that he told me about it, i felt so fucking stupid. Worst part is this happens to me every single time.

Gregor Collins : George Costanza, the greatest TV character of all time.

NY OneLove : I wouldn't want coffee . . . I don't drink coffee.

Ricardo S : Unfortunately, this is me

WheresWallace4883 : "A colonel, a kaiser, a tsar!" Oh my god, Seinfeld just has the most random and amazing writing.

wabdih : I fucked up like this yesterday. 😭

Mr. L : Ever since I saw this, I remembered an important piece of wisdom for my life. Girl invites me to get coffee at night, I accept it!!!!

Beeboy69 : I went out with this MILF years ago, when I dropped her off home, she invited me up for coffee. I replied with "Is that what they call it". Anyway let's just say a great night was had by all.....She let me keep her undies as well. ( yeah I know i'm a bad boy :=) No George Costanza moment here !

MichaelD8393 : I can only imagine how George would fair with Netfilx & Chill.

MrZurata : That terrible moment in your life when you realize you're George Costanza

MrKingMP : God, George's life is mine.

Voldymort : "people this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live"....reminds me of the League of Legends solo queue...

Daniel : Glad I'm not like him, like all this other people commenting. Sry for you guys

Chris Smith : UUUUGGHHH! I can relate to this scene and George's severe social paranoia lol. Tragic. There's a few George quotes that I have thought many times - that's bad thinking!

traingp7 : If the girl wanted sex you invite the guy up for a "night cap" not coffee at least that's my interpretation as a guy. He could of asked her if she had anything else to drink and still went up if he wanted to.

Rob Luke : "She wants you to like her!" "Yes she wants me to like her If she likes me But she doesn't like me!"

Azaxul : I swear the number of times this has happened to me...

-Mystique- : Seinfeld would've been nothing without you George!

BitterYouth : she liked him well enough to invite him for coffee

Nicholas Fagnilli : A teacher of mine in high school said that to his wife when they were dating... Nobody ever lets him live it down!

Ellen Haataja : I'm lucky to be a relatively attractive woman, or I'd probably rarely get laid. I would overthink everything and ruin it just like George.

Pick Up Guys Down Under : George actually knows a lot about women. Not so much about coffee

Ram Eswar : i actually get where he's coming from.. lol..

Zatzzo : I've done waaaay worse than that

Name : If the girl actually likes the guy he doesn't need to wait and play games.  If shes hanging out with him because she just doesn't have better options then he needs to try harder to keep her interest.  If you need to try that hard then don't bother with her beause she'll drop you for a better guy.  and vice versa for females into men.

rainbowghostsplinter : There are some surprisingly deep comments here.

Leo Davinci : I spent a month with George one night.

overad : Thankfully this has never happened. But oh god... what if I still have this happen to me to this day and I don't even realize it?

jhhwild : Damnit, I see myself in George especially in this scene, I never notice if a girl likes me until it's too late, I miss their signals, I blow all my opportunities that I didn't even know I had, and I assume they don't like me back. Hindsight is a bitch.

bossfan49 : Possibly George's greatest scene.

amaster87 : People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Cream of the Crop : "Yeah people who work at Norad who are on 24 hour missile watch."

Hamza Shukri : The depressing moment when you realize that George is speaking the truth.