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MrZurata : That terrible moment in your life when you realize you're George Costanza

Robert King : "Women want a Colonel, a Kaiser, a Tsar." I love the writers of this show.

monotonous : "idk what you parents did to you" story of my life

Goreface69 : kwoahfee

Suhcamara : "People drink coffee at night" -- "Ya people that work at NORAD on 24 hour missile watch."

Ricardo S : Unfortunately, this is me

Fabisch Factor : I had a hot girl ask me if I wanted to join her for a smoke. I said I didn't smoke... and I stood inside while she went outside and smoked and left. Where's my shotgun?

crimsonxtide50 : I missed my chance of dating one of the prettiest girls in my school, due to me basically being george

fountainhead : Something similar happened to me a couple of weeks ago. The girl and I are still talking though. Hopefully, one day she and I can watch this episode and laugh about it.

Alwaysbusking : those are some really painfully accurate trains of thought similar to mine :(

Jason Bruce : George is me apparently.

jfkst1 : The funny thing is, George's method is the most effective. At least in America. If you let a girl think you really like her a lot, she will play you like a tool. Better to keep them guessing and make it seem like you are not that interested in them.

hugo pereira : I like to think that i'm laughing at george, but truth be said, I'm laughing at myself.

c dean : "I don't know what your parents did to you"😂😂😂😂

Beeboy69 : I went out with this MILF years ago, when I dropped her off home, she invited me up for coffee. I replied with "Is that what they call it". Anyway let's just say a great night was had by all.....She let me keep her undies as well. ( yeah I know i'm a bad boy :=) No George Costanza moment here !

WheresWallace4883 : "A colonel, a kaiser, a tsar!" Oh my god, Seinfeld just has the most random and amazing writing.

Nicephore : George dropping some red pill knowledge.

Elvin Rzazade : still watching in 2017 ?

NY OneLove : I wouldn't want coffee . . . I don't drink coffee.

Gregor Collins : George Costanza, the greatest TV character of all time.

Hrimner : Co-arfe

MichaelD8393 : I can only imagine how George would fair with Netfilx & Chill.

MrKingMP : God, George's life is mine.

-Mystique- : Seinfeld would've been nothing without you George!

BitterYouth : she liked him well enough to invite him for coffee

Mr. L : Ever since I saw this, I remembered an important piece of wisdom for my life. Girl invites me to get coffee at night, I accept it!!!!

Voldymort : "people this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live"....reminds me of the League of Legends solo queue...

Hamza Shukri : The depressing moment when you realize that George is speaking the truth.

Rob Luke : "She wants you to like her!" "Yes she wants me to like her If she likes me But she doesn't like me!"

Name : If the girl actually likes the guy he doesn't need to wait and play games.  If shes hanging out with him because she just doesn't have better options then he needs to try harder to keep her interest.  If you need to try that hard then don't bother with her beause she'll drop you for a better guy.  and vice versa for females into men.

Def Name : I swear the number of times this has happened to me...

Ellen Haataja : I'm lucky to be a relatively attractive woman, or I'd probably rarely get laid. I would overthink everything and ruin it just like George.

Pick Up Guys Down Under : George actually knows a lot about women. Not so much about coffee

Ram Eswar : i actually get where he's coming from.. lol..

Daniel : Glad I'm not like him, like all this other people commenting. Sry for you guys

bossfan49 : Possibly George's greatest scene.

amaster87 : People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

TRUMP SPACE FORCE : "Yeah people who work at Norad who are on 24 hour missile watch."

Chris Smith : UUUUGGHHH! I can relate to this scene and George's severe social paranoia lol. Tragic. There's a few George quotes that I have thought many times - that's bad thinking!

Nicholas Fagnilli : A teacher of mine in high school said that to his wife when they were dating... Nobody ever lets him live it down!

Zatzzo : I've done waaaay worse than that

rainbowghostsplinter : There are some surprisingly deep comments here.

Leo Davinci : I spent a month with George one night.

overad : Thankfully this has never happened. But oh god... what if I still have this happen to me to this day and I don't even realize it?

John Nicolas : That terrible moment when you realise none of this works anymore. Women.

Basic_Assumption : Been drinking coffee a few hours before going to bed for a while- never kept me up =D.

Everett Elliot : This was my life until I made the decision to be opposite George

Hieillua : Poor Larry David.

MP R : George has ocd. The constant worrying about minor details to levels of obsession. The same with when 'it moved'. He immediately started to question his sexuality with dread, another OCD trait. I know he's a fictional character, but he's a textbook example and based partially on the life of Larry David. I think the character of George could help ocd sufferers realize the absurdity of the outlandish anxieties they are suffering, by seeing them so hilariously portrayed.

Yung Huesos : Deep inside, U know that Constanza is alright.