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Fawkes Pryde : I dare say fellow YouTube viewers, it is next to impossible to find videos of quality quite like this one. Nowadays, people's content is bland and boring. They just don't seem to keep my attention and doesn't speak to me, not like this man does. He truly leaves an impact on your life and in your heart. With riveting and inspiring quotes like his, I expect him to go far.

Batman : Cooking with Undyne simulator 2015.

Glen Childers : This is still one of the greatest videos on youtube

James10899 : howtobasic's cousin

beinyourguard : Pro tip: turn on subtitles

NegaZxyz : Holy shit. Without any milk.

Salty Derps : Ah, Young Gordon Freeman! haha... too bad you lost your voice that day... *Sadface*

Burny - Happys Edits - Source Games : holy shit bleach joke in 2009??

Moonfire121 : Thank you, subtitles. Without you I would have never figured out what he was trying to say.

BadIdeas101 : I love that there's subtitles to this

stonehenge man : this is an internet classic now.

Surkee : Subtitles were really helpful!



Destroyah5000 : This is how to make rice by following the RULES OF NATURE!

salami : Anime is real.

LocalDisk : 6:66 how do you... what

Dave Asher : What would I ever do without those subtitles...

Maddog3060 : I've had this in my favorites folder for years, and I come back to it now and again. It always brings a smile to my face, and makes me happy even when I'm feeling down. The sheer surreal insanity of it is so amusing to my taste in humor that I can't help but laugh and feel joy at seeing it every once in a while. Thank ye, sir.

Brobusciplier : I lost it at the microwave xD

Bradley Naismith : We have found the next Gordon Ramsay.

sunbow : dragon ball z be like

TooRouxlsForKaards : This fills me with determination.

Vash001 : And this is how Khorne Berserkers eat their breakfast. 

Danny Caracciolo : *Insert Fallout 4 Reaction Comment here*

chief keef amv : Turn on captions

noizuofficialhatepage : This is the proper rice technique.

ReecePlaysDrums : this was my favourite video in 2009

OmegaExalted : I can't wait for Regular Ordinary Rice.

actionCats : Wut

Daikaiju Danielle : Classic!

Flygon Knight 87 : This shit still funny after five years

Kenny mcormic : this is also how i cook my rice

superchief86 : Yep, still hilarious after all these years.

who uploads rips at 3 in the morning? : undyne's spirit animal

DarkMario : Years later and its still funny!

Corpse Grinder : THE CAPTIONS

Melvin8D : This is how to basic on steroids.

DatGuyNuma : The next time I try to make home made rice, I'll put on heavy metal and scream like a DBZ character like that guy. God, I love the internet.


Adam McKibben : This is my favorite video on this entire site.

Seth Finley : Why is there captions for this lmao

Ahnock : No wonder my rice is always underbaked. I always forget to use bleach! duh.

Oscar Gómez : *Dragon Ball in real life.*

Jalen Waller : 0:33 well dang.

pirate _ : welcum 2 internet

Red's sinful snek : raise your hand if you saw this 7 years ago? (technically 8 since it's about to be the new year)

Mike Jakob : 2 large cups of coffee and im feeling like this now

Igor Mikeshin : damn, someone apparently spied on me. That's exactly how I behave on my kitchen