Episode 1: Voracious (No Quarter Given, Stooge)

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Nik Nak : please tell me you gate crash house parties as Yilmaz


BillyBowlster : i had an exchange student in my class who was from middle eastern can't quite remember where, well during our excursion in a jewish museum that kid started goading a jewish survivor who was telling us about what she had witnessed, one of his remarks was why didn't you fight back? The answer was that they had machine guns and gatling guns and hand grenades etc, well to his reply was so what we have the same fight in our country and we throw rocks to retaliate. Everyone almost pissed themselves laughing the jewish lady was so gobsmacked all she could do was reiterate that they had machine guns, while he kept saying well we throw rocks, just couldn't get through to him, had to end the tour early because of that.

Drunken Deer : DOUBLE KEBAB, no wonder this guy is a champion!

khansahb : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard your unborn kids are gonna behave lol

s1Lence : 1 fone kall = 50 lebs at ur doorstep, no mercy for stooges habibz

Susie S : Double Up BOYZZZZZZZZ

Professor Booty : Id love to know what Yilmazs' theme tune is in the background of each video.

Appalling Emu : plot twist jordan is yilmaz

bigpapadrew : the yilmaz in our year level was a murat, but he was a carbon copy. two incidents really stand out in the hilarious memory. first one: we were lining up to get lunch at the canteen one day. while the staff weren't looking, yilmaz, i mean, murat, grabbed all the straws that were sitting in a slurpee-style cup, turned to the people in line and said "orrrmuhgooord, i'm gonna sell these on the black market for fifty grand and buy a manta!!!!!!" and he was totally serious, until a bunch of people laughed at him and he threw the straws down in disgust and walked off. second one... murat loved to pretend to be 'gangsta' and was constantly discovering new phrases to try and show us how gangsta he was. his latest one at the time was "why you get smart for?!?", which he dealt out ad nauseam. one time he did it during a class, asking of a fairly well-learned guy, "why you get smart for?!?", to which the guy replied "because we're at SCHOOL, murat, that's why we come here!"... cue the entire class bursting in laughter and murat subsequently getting waaaay pissed off and cursing all of us... fucking classic!

Ponty : This guy sounds like a... mega baws. Can't wait to hear some more tales

trinsicity : Just watched this whole series. Quality time on YouTube at its finest. Never stopped laughing.

polyphony89 : You need to make a Yilmaz "No mercy for Stooges" t-shirt

Sebastian Ho : "Double up booiizzzz!!!"

Joram Adams : What a character! Although he may be an Australian hero I will do my best to make sure his legendary acts are heard throughout New Zealand. 

turxa : YILMAZ hahaha! Even funnier watching this if you're turkish

Lyndal B. : I just wanted to let you know I watched the complete Chronicles of Yilmaz with my boyfriend and I really feel it has brought us closer together as a couple, thank you.

datsfantastic : Please publish the Chronicles of Yilmaz

Fifi Hudson : There are a few Yilmazes in every Western Sydney high school. Granville boys high is like all Yilmaz

Daniel Davis : Yilmaz disliked the video.

SirLeonnardofWaffles : Yilmaz - Unshirking, Brave or Unbeaten. I can see fanart of him now, atop a mountain with a broadsword along his shoulder, snapback embroidered with his creed: "No Mercy For Stooges"

berriliant : Please make more Yilmaz related content. You have talent, Yilmaz would be proud!

Mark Separovich : i want a yilmaz message tone thats at 3:22

Paul Nicholls : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard, that your unborn kids are gonna behave!!!

Ninjachicken1337 : 1 like = 2 kebabs on beach

Patrick Carter : 1:52 "Pack-er up boyz!!!"

Special K : When you go back to binge these videos and try to turn up the quality and the best is 480p

filmsbymillie : +Caitlyn Nicole bookmark this for future entertainment

hypnotizeu : holy shit i laughed the whole way through. MORE YILMAZZZZ!!!!

Arlene Sanders : Why doesnt this weirdo ever blink? It's really creepy

Coptah : One day I want to meet Yilmaz. 

Nixycat : Bahahaha omg this is gold. Mascara is running down my face from laughing so hard.

Yasen : 3:23 YiiiiillllmmmaaaaaAaaaAaaZzz

DommerBoo : - I have officially added "stooge" to my everyday lingo.  Give me more <3 

cicala. : Tales from the fully hektik friendlyjordies

Kaan109876543210 : OH MY GOD! this is great! Im Turkish and this is just the funniest shit ever! I think Yılmaz' face should be on our god dam money! ahahah what a douche.

joshpurvis20 : more yilmaz, more yilmaz

turxa : Reminds me of myself in Highschool..

WRETCHEDAVION : 'Reckon'-You've-Got The-Basis of-R [TV]-SERIES-There [FJ]!!! >(*U^)<

Zbyszek : i cant understand a word youre saying with turkish accent or without

Allan McBean : Alriight booys bring out ya guns


Yasen : 3:21 Y I L M A Z


Harambe : no mercy for stoogez

Hunter yes : flooby represent

Hamza Yilmaz : ...


Will : "All right boys, bring out your guns!"

Necdet Can : I'm Turkish and I laughed my ass off to this. But yeah. We're all like Yılmaz, basically...