Episode 1: Voracious (No Quarter Given, Stooge)

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Nik Nak : please tell me you gate crash house parties as Yilmaz

Susie S : Double Up BOYZZZZZZZZ

Drunken Deer : DOUBLE KEBAB, no wonder this guy is a champion!

BillyBowlster : i had an exchange student in my class who was from middle eastern can't quite remember where, well during our excursion in a jewish museum that kid started goading a jewish survivor who was telling us about what she had witnessed, one of his remarks was why didn't you fight back? The answer was that they had machine guns and gatling guns and hand grenades etc, well to his reply was so what we have the same fight in our country and we throw rocks to retaliate. Everyone almost pissed themselves laughing the jewish lady was so gobsmacked all she could do was reiterate that they had machine guns, while he kept saying well we throw rocks, just couldn't get through to him, had to end the tour early because of that.

khansahb : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard your unborn kids are gonna behave lol

s1Lence : 1 fone kall = 50 lebs at ur doorstep, no mercy for stooges habibz

Appalling Emu : plot twist jordan is yilmaz

bigpapadrew : the yilmaz in our year level was a murat, but he was a carbon copy. two incidents really stand out in the hilarious memory. first one: we were lining up to get lunch at the canteen one day. while the staff weren't looking, yilmaz, i mean, murat, grabbed all the straws that were sitting in a slurpee-style cup, turned to the people in line and said "orrrmuhgooord, i'm gonna sell these on the black market for fifty grand and buy a manta!!!!!!" and he was totally serious, until a bunch of people laughed at him and he threw the straws down in disgust and walked off. second one... murat loved to pretend to be 'gangsta' and was constantly discovering new phrases to try and show us how gangsta he was. his latest one at the time was "why you get smart for?!?", which he dealt out ad nauseam. one time he did it during a class, asking of a fairly well-learned guy, "why you get smart for?!?", to which the guy replied "because we're at SCHOOL, murat, that's why we come here!"... cue the entire class bursting in laughter and murat subsequently getting waaaay pissed off and cursing all of us... fucking classic!

Professor Booty : Id love to know what Yilmazs' theme tune is in the background of each video.

Fifi Hudson : There are a few Yilmazes in every Western Sydney high school. Granville boys high is like all Yilmaz

polyphony89 : You need to make a Yilmaz "No mercy for Stooges" t-shirt

Daniel Davis : Yilmaz disliked the video.

trinsicity : Just watched this whole series. Quality time on YouTube at its finest. Never stopped laughing.

Ponty : This guy sounds like a... mega baws. Can't wait to hear some more tales

Lyndal B. : I just wanted to let you know I watched the complete Chronicles of Yilmaz with my boyfriend and I really feel it has brought us closer together as a couple, thank you.

Sebastian Ho : "Double up booiizzzz!!!"

SirLeonnardofWaffles : Yilmaz - Unshirking, Brave or Unbeaten. I can see fanart of him now, atop a mountain with a broadsword along his shoulder, snapback embroidered with his creed: "No Mercy For Stooges"

datsfantastic : Please publish the Chronicles of Yilmaz

turxa : YILMAZ hahaha! Even funnier watching this if you're turkish

Joram Adams : What a character! Although he may be an Australian hero I will do my best to make sure his legendary acts are heard throughout New Zealand. 

tall poppy : I should probably upload this in highschool heroes but whatever. So we had a kid at our school whom we will nickname 'Dan' that was just.. weird. He grew up in a cheap family which despite the fact they are fairly wealthy spend as little as possible. Him and his brother ate so much food because they weren't fed that much. On with the story though. So he was excellent with technology and hacking and things like that. So one time the teacher was doing a powerpoint or tv thing or something and he hacked it showing live footage of the classroom to some random strangers on Omeagle. Another thing he did was he would learn the passwords and usernames of other students and hack into their accounts. After that he would search up things that would get the swat team on your doorstep like 'Where can I find a hitman'? or something like that. His brother was no rainbow after the storm though. Despite being younger, his brother whom we will name 'Harvey,' was just a scumbag. He was just as nutty and malicious. There was a really rich, fat and spoiled kid in the school at the time who would pay people to carry bags and for food. Harvey stuck to him like glue. One time the rich kid threw money down the drain because it was taking up too much space in his backpack. Harvey climbed into the drain and got it out of desperation. Another time the rich kid paid Harvey a bunch of money to eat his tenders, Harvey immediately bought twice the amount of tenders.

berriliant : Please make more Yilmaz related content. You have talent, Yilmaz would be proud!

Paul Nicholls : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard, that your unborn kids are gonna behave!!!

Mark Separovich : i want a yilmaz message tone thats at 3:22

filmsbymillie : +Caitlyn Nicole bookmark this for future entertainment

Patrick Carter : 1:52 "Pack-er up boyz!!!"

Ninjachicken1337 : 1 like = 2 kebabs on beach

Special K : When you go back to binge these videos and try to turn up the quality and the best is 480p

Coptah : One day I want to meet Yilmaz. 

Yasen : 3:23 YiiiiillllmmmaaaaaAaaaAaaZzz

Nixycat : Bahahaha omg this is gold. Mascara is running down my face from laughing so hard.

Arlene Sanders : Why doesnt this weirdo ever blink? It's really creepy

hypnotizeu : holy shit i laughed the whole way through. MORE YILMAZZZZ!!!!

DommerBoo : - I have officially added "stooge" to my everyday lingo.  Give me more <3 

joshpurvis20 : more yilmaz, more yilmaz


Flufferz626 : I hope Yilmaz watches this and realizes how much we adore him

WRETCHEDAVION : 'Reckon'-You've-Got The-Basis of-R [TV]-SERIES-There [FJ]!!! >(*U^)<

turxa : Reminds me of myself in Highschool..

cicala. : Tales from the fully hektik friendlyjordies

Hamza Yilmaz : ...

Zbyszek : i cant understand a word youre saying with turkish accent or without

Allan McBean : Alriight booys bring out ya guns

Harambe : no mercy for stoogez


Hunter yes : flooby represent


Yasen : 3:21 Y I L M A Z

Daniel Haworth : Yilmaz is a legendary guy