Morning Routine - American Psycho (1/12) Movie CLIP (2000) HD

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Tacomaholic : I have the exact same morning routine except I piss in the shower.

emercycrite : The pinnacle of male beauty right here

mel asmr : This got replaced by Margot Robbie’s American Psycho’s video

Patrick Bateman : Impressive...very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

Matthew Rozario : I live in my mom’s house. My name is Matthew. I'm 28 years old. I attempt to take care of myself with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine, which will always start tomorrow. In the morning, I try to wake up at 8am, and usually fail. My alarm clock rings until 12pm, which is when I get up. I start up my computer and stare at the loading screen. At around 3pm I know my day has truly begun when I see the comforting logo on the screen, “YouTube”.

Markus Murdock : I wake up, jack myself off and go back to sleep

Malena Sander : Respect for him pulling of all of his mask at the first try.

BaconLettuceTomato™ : Notice how he tells us where he lives first, before his name.

Roselia Thorn : I always peel my mask from top to bottom thanks to him

emily rose : 'USE CODE PATRICK FOR 20% OFF!'

Jerry Seaton : I too stare into my own eyes while I pee.

Antares Maelstrom : I want to know how many takes it took for that mask to come so relatively clean.

Nick Sexton : christian bale in movie: hey guys its me american man christian bale in real life: [unintelligible]

Amrlock h : Wow, Kira looks amazing in the live action

Sam E : One of the hottest male scenes ever, he's so hot

Ed Castro : Bruce Wayne

Squidward Tentacool : I watch this movie 3 days ago, and this scene motivates me to do exercise every morning.. Lets see how long it'll lasts

mzChocoSensualHedbob : He has a very beautiful body.

Samuel Kim : My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Geeky Comics : He was one of the best Batman’s. Absolutely better than Ben Affleck....

CastielDestler : Am I the only one who finds it weird that he keeps a poster of Les Miserables right where his toilet is at?

cmiller8492 : Lol, tells u where he lives b4 his name. Identity crisis right of the bat.

Deja Hatchett : I can't believe he didn't link the products in the description box!

Gray Mid : Brilliant. Can't stop watching this movie. Bale was just fantastic - cold, angry inside, creepy&funny, shallow, confused, psychotic - entire range of emotions ! And Gohhd his body !

josh : If a girl watches this with you and likes it on a first date: Run!

Obito : This is his morning routine in the novel I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It’s made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey- almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale’s or Bergdorf’s and on Evelyn’s advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it—preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers—which I’ve found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin. Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky—which makes it look dull and older—use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing “protective” lotion. A scalp- programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural-bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.

John : Beautiful ass 01:00

Kevin Black : To u ppl commenting abt similarities between Batman&Bateman - very wrong. Yes, they both obsessed. But thats it. Bruce playboy persona is only a cover - inside is a complex, stubborn man with inner demons, but very different than Patrick's. Man who wants to fight with evil & who loves Rachel. Bateman is shallow, human shell, doesn't love anybody - completely different. And his Bat voice was perfect for realistic trilogy plus they had to do it or Bat would be unmasked - glad they didn't use some electronic crap.

meat : someone link products that are similar to the ones he uses i’m trying look like him damn

hello there : This guy got inspired by kinobody

abel carreon : Aside from this psychotic tendencies, I have to admit, I like his lifestyle.

ImJustXuan : christian bale made the morning routine video before it was mainstream

I'm Purva : This was a nice opportunity for the production house to do product placements! From face masks to after shave lotions......heaven for advertising 😂

done : dre drexler's morning routine is exactly like this lmaooo

Thea Smith : Christian Bale and Kate Beckinsale would have the most beautiful children in the world.

Julie Queen : I just want him to rip my clothes off and fu** me hard !! God, I hate Bale's wife, she is too lucky to have him ! Great actor, hot as hell, with dark, raw charisma, smart, original and he is with her 17 yrs already, loves her so much ! ugh...

Moozy Mathers : Reminiscing from Margot Robbie's *Vogue* video.

Ben Cloud : the author talked in Larry King live 2016 how chilling the movie is and how brilliant Bale was & abt creepy&brilliant act Bale pulled when they met, u can find this interview on yt. Besides in the movie actually the director used this imo great ambivalence and brilliant absurd, dark humor - I don't know if you aware - the humor which other directors considered for the part, wanted to get rid of. Plus I disagree in the film the killings are fake. No. Some happened, some don't, this mystery which particular murder happened - is actually very good for a movie imo. Underrated masterpiece.

Patrick Bateman : That shot of me peeling off the herb mint facial mask makes me look like a snake shedding its skin.

Gj Dj : According to the film director, during the shower scene all the female members of the film crew watched Christian Bale wash himself. Perverts. Lol.

Anna D'souza : 1:00 Noicee 😍

Maurice Lee : John Cale's music totally enhances this scene as well as most others throughout the film. His music really doesn't get enough credit here.


Eva Ciaro : actually I'm convinced, Bale could be the best Joker ever. Ledger was not really Joker, coz he was not funny. Bale's American Psycho role proved, he can be creepy&funny & he has this kinda Joker/Nicholson type of smile. And he is of course great actor. He also has looks to be Joker, imagine him with make-up & green hair. He could be awesome Joker!

HK : I unperveredly say he is in beautous shape so I appreciate all the back shots

Mark robinson : My morning routine includes jacking off then going back to sleep

Dominic the Defiant : This entire scene and movie was a masterpiece.

Yo Jeffrow : The ending to that monologue is so perfectly timed with when he removes the face mask. Such well done subtext.

Michael 92 : That is the sexiest man ever

MostlyVanilla : I wake up, go on my computer and iPad for the whole entire day, and then sleep. Unless it’s a school day. I wake up, go to school, go home, go on my computer and iPad and then sleep.