Morning Routine - American Psycho (1/12) Movie CLIP (2000) HD

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Lunala Doll : I always peel my mask from top to bottom thanks to him

emercycrite : The pinnacle of male beauty right here

Deja Hatchett : I can't believe he didn't link the products in the description box!

first name last name : 0:53 what a glorious view lol

Pat Bateman : dat ass tho. Nice Dubs.

ImJustXuan : christian bale made the morning routine video before it was mainstream

Courtney Clark : I start my morning by eating a nice bowl of CT crunch to which if i feel a little hungry still, I'll also have a slice of toast. After which, I'll attempt to do a pullup and usually fail to which I follow this by taking a morning dump before realising I'm late to school and have to rush to catch the bus.

Chris Edwards : Now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

Russkiy Deutsch : God he's a babe...

Just Talk : He didn't tell us how he does his hair >:(

Moozy Mathers : Reminiscing from Margot Robbie's *Vogue* video.

Sarah Farron : where can i get the drug store version of this tutorial?

TSTBand : Bateman: "When I type a response on youtube I use silk gloves to not damage my finger tips from dust. Then I use an orgasm inducing lotion on my penis, I can go on for an hour now."

Mark robinson : My morning routine includes jacking off then going back to sleep

Patrick B. : Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

Glenn Bill : FAP FAP FAP!!

Emil Osorio Llanos : I've actually decided to adapt this routine to my mornings, it seems rather healthy. I do hope I won't become a psychopath.

cracked eggs : It's funny how he uses all these products to keep his skin looking as healthy as possible, yet he has no problem with smoking cigars and snorting coke

Schoolgirl325 : His beauty routine is better than mine, and I'm a chick.

Mr. Mediocre Gamer : Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it!

Sarah Farron : girls on youtube be like

Gina Kim : rookie mistake he pulled the mask downward its gonna make his skin sag

masta chaka : best beauty guru

RevanTyranus : Who else is scanning Amazon looking for these products?

Steven Anal : That's cool and all, but does he brush his teeth

Belair : Who came here after Margot Robbie's australian psycho?

Sam Jamie : One of the hottest male scenes ever, he's so hot

Celestial Titan : though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. My life with Depression and Bipolar disorder has been summed up.

Elliot Lee : I start my morning routine by washing my face with a bar of soap. Yes, only a bar of soap which I also use on my body.

CrOCkErJl : Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Luis Zapata : Margot Robbie

Nicholas Guerrero : Does anyone else picture this scene when you wake up and take a shower?

Ashley Bradley : "I can do 1000 now" 😂😂😂😂

boohoodman : My name is Greg O'Gallagher...

Anna Shrader : Jordan Schlansky? Is that you??

chitsb : And Bateman became Batman :p

Cris Aviles : That scene always gives me chills at the end.

jimmy russell : best Christmas movie

Kim TaeHyung : This got replaced by Margot Robbie’s American Psycho’s video

Inky Hip : Tell me, what purpose does a telescope in New York serve?

Keelan Henderson : That booty tho...

Robert Lehne : i love this scene, its so deep and hypnotizing, my all time favourite movie scene

The Eye : Self-centered , self-obsessed , self-love ...

Azku Shang : this film is an underrated masterpiece, a cult movie that hides more that it seems. One of the most genius films by a female director. One of my favorite movis from the 90s.

cocamooca1 : watching this after watching Margot Robbie's parody lmao

Dangerous Woman : Came here after Margot Robbie parody of this scene for Vogue.

Paul Allen : What a dork.

Alice Wonderland 23 : He is so hot omg I'm watching this while touching my self

MaarikMari : Anyone who's ever done done a peel-off mask, knows that they hurt like hell. Bale doesn't bat an eye. ..

Ed Castro : Bruce Wayne