Rockwell Retro Encabulator

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ndspeedster : I knew a girl once that had semi boloid slots on her stator.

SKS Throwaway : When you talk to a Linux user

Prestige Clips : Is this how a Plumbus works?

Rob Rogers : This guy is speaking garbage. Everyone knows that only a cinbordtunic made after 2013 can trascicate a fuferjincle to levels of 0.21 licos

TheBackyardScientist : I feel like ive just had a stroke

Chris Wolcott : Can't tell if spoof or I'm retarded....

DetroitBORG : The hand gestures make it all so much clearer!

Joker : "Dingle arm" is the one that got me :D 1:42

Alex Jones : How is a casing logarithmic

Rob Richards : This is absolutely fabulous, I think the whole thing should be memorized by any technical person to explain problems to their clients.

8dioproductions : We are a customer of Rockwell Retro Encabulator and use it every day. It is an amazing product. Reliable and consistently consistent!

alaskajohn907 : If you look closely at a couple points he suppresses a smile, as if thinking "what the heck am I being paid to say" hahaha

Oneeyedjacks : I feel like I just turned on a random Inter-Dimensional cable channel from Rick and Morty.

Rainor : "logarithmic casing"

LemonExtras : and thats how we get a plumbus

Crumphorn : This guy is so straight-faced that I almost believed him.

Jay Wood : I can't believe they locked down the side-fumbling issue.

JCthe Spy : Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters, research has been preceding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, reliant electric motors, allen-bradley controls, and all monitored by rockwell software is Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator. Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, its produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive deractance. The original machine had a baseplate of pre-fabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings run a direct line with the pentametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marsel veins, so fitted to the Ambafacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The retroencabulator has now reached a high level of development and its being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation Products are sold.

technosasquatchfilms : Is there an English translation of this video?

NinjaLifestyle : No side fumbling huh?

Spiked Blueshell : /r/iamverysmart in a nutshell

Rix xy : I love how hes presenting a long convoluted explanation of multiple electrical cabinets just to run a 12 W starter motor...

ChiliConQueso : Someone needs to go on Shark Tank and pitch this.

Jose Abia : Get the newer model. It comes with RGB lights.

Brian Campbell : The opening and closing of the cabinet with the low quality "squeak" between the high tech pauses,makes me lose my shit eveytime lol

Jared Warner : When PC gamers explain how to build a gaming rig to console players.

Triggered Motorsport : Pfft. hydrocopic marzel vanes are so 2008

Not Jesus : Pretty sure he made up 88.3% of all those words...

Ry : Thanks reddit. I now know what its like to be mother.

CatFishesCatfishingCatfish : Is this guy trolling? I can't tell. edit: this guy's a troll.

WarBear : i'd be amazed if he knew what he was talking about

Ian Prado : About time someone fixed the side fumbling

Wade W : It's 2019 and still no side fumbling. Amazing.

Dre Batista : too bad it doesn't come in black.

jojojorisjhjosef : If I ever get the change to sell tech/engineering products, one of them will be a some sort of encabulator, just to see how many can be sold.

Morec0 : Lost it at "panametric fam".

Andy Denyer : "It may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprication dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal deplemeration!" *pauses to let that sink in* "The retro-encabulator...."

tmpka : What the business team hears when the engineers are explaining why the project is going to miss deadline again

Iymotep : This is what I imagine Alzheimers feels like.

Anonymous Coward : +1 for preventing "side fumbling"

MazSix45 : What your girl hears when you talk about car parts

Jacob Zembower : Is it okay to microwave this?

Vince vandenHeuvel : I call bull, side fumbling was never an issue with the lunar wayne shaft

Doug Elick : I've been searching for prefamulated amulite my entire life...

sproket343 : Love the two thumbs up gesture "on the upper end of the grammeters."

jimmypinch : Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!

Good one! : these cant be real words

Kary Gaul : How does he say all that with a straight face?!

Carlos Loomis : I tried; Here at Rockwell Automations world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceiving on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in universal phase attractors, but will also be capable of automaticly synchronizing cardinal gram meters. Such an instrument comprised up Dodge gears and bearings, reliance electric motors, Allen-Bradley Controls and all monitored by Rockwell software is Rockwell Automations Retro Encabulator. Now basically the only new principal involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctants and capacitive duractants. The original machine had a base plate of prefambulated amulet surmounted by a maluable longmetric casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings run a direct line with the panametric fam. The line up consisted of simply six hydo-coptic marsilveins, so fitted to the ambsilvation lunar-waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lodisode deltoid type placed in panadermic semi-boloid slots of the stater, every 7th conductor being connected by a non reversible tremupipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters. Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be in inployed inconjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingalarm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of Melford Tridents. It's avaliable soon, wherever Rockwell Automations products are sold.