Rockwell Retro Encabulator

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TheBackyardScientist : I feel like ive just had a stroke

Prestige Clips : Is this how a Plumbus works?

DetroitBORG : The hand gestures make it all so much clearer!

8dioproductions : We are a customer of Rockwell Retro Encabulator and use it every day. It is an amazing product. Reliable and consistently consistent!

SKS Throwaway : When you talk to a Linux user

Rob Rogers : This guy is speaking garbage. Everyone knows that only a cinbordtunic made after 2013 can trascicate a fuferjincle to levels of 0.21 licos

Ronsonn Swandom : Its about time they got that side fumbling under control

NinjaLifestyle : No side fumbling huh?

ndspeedster : I knew a girl once that had semi boloid slots on her stator.

Spiked Blueshell : /r/iamverysmart in a nutshell

WarBear : i'd be amazed if he knew what he was talking about

Rob Richards : This is absolutely fabulous, I think the whole thing should be memorized by any technical person to explain problems to their clients.

Mayra Arreola : What your girl hears when you talk about car parts

jimmypinch : Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!

Alex Jones : How is a casing logarithmic

alaskajohn907 : If you look closely at a couple points he suppresses a smile, as if thinking "what the heck am I being paid to say" hahaha

JCthe Spy : Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters, research has been preceding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, reliant electric motors, allen-bradley controls, and all monitored by rockwell software is Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator. Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, its produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive deractance. The original machine had a baseplate of pre-fabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings run a direct line with the pentametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marsel veins, so fitted to the Ambafacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The retroencabulator has now reached a high level of development and its being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation Products are sold.

technosasquatchfilms : Is there an English translation of this video?

Richie M : Yes, But will it blend?

NINJAR3Z : He did a great job explaining but he really only highlighted a few features and mechanics. He forgot to mention anything about the Ditchburn thermal err-cycle process where the tensor chamber can output optimal bominine saturation (related to Heidelberg expansion). Also he talked about preventing side-fumbling but conveniently left out the boondoggling effects from the increased quasi-plasmic gradience. Encabulators are always fun to talk about, but there's still much work to be done (even the turbo encabulator).

LemonExtras : and thats how we get a plumbus

Rainor : "logarithmic casing"

Jay Wood : I can't believe they locked down the side-fumbling issue.

Joker : "Dingle arm" is the one that got me :D 1:42

Rix xy : I love how hes presenting a long convoluted explanation of multiple electrical cabinets just to run a 12 W starter motor...

Jared Warner : When PC gamers explain how to build a gaming rig to console players.

Rich Levin : I have one of these hooked up to my PC via a USB-C interface.

Bob Sacamano : I wish my gf could express herself so clearly...

ChiliConQueso : Someone needs to go on Shark Tank and pitch this.

Colin Maguire : But can it calculate the inverse-combobulation of the repositioning bearings inside of a candsnobulator?

Oneeyedjacks : I feel like I just turned on a random Inter-Dimensional cable channel from Rick and Morty.

Shaun Keefe : I have on of these in my garage. However, two out the six hydrocoptic marzel vanes are inoperable, which is causes some mild side fumbling. Anyone know where I can new ones?

Morec0 : Lost it at "panametric fam".

Jose Abia : Get the newer model. It comes with RGB lights.

togethertothebottom : Does he really think 7th contuctor on embulator could solve problem at this scale? Never in my dreams i expected someone say that. Imagine what the future willl bring with Seismologic condensator including mechanical magpie. Crazy world we live in boys!

Kelp on Leg in Deep Dark Ocean : Is this guy trolling? I can't tell. edit: this guy's a troll.

jojojorisjhjosef : If I ever get the change to sell tech/engineering products, one of them will be a some sort of encabulator, just to see how many can be sold.

Ian Prado : About time someone fixed the side fumbling

Ry : Thanks reddit. I now know what its like to be mother.

Not Jesus : Pretty sure he made up 88.3% of all those words...

Triggered Motorsport : Pfft. hydrocopic marzel vanes are so 2008

Carlos Loomis : I tried; Here at Rockwell Automations world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been preceiving on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in universal phase attractors, but will also be capable of automaticly synchronizing cardinal gram meters. Such an instrument comprised up Dodge gears and bearings, reliance electric motors, Allen-Bradley Controls and all monitored by Rockwell software is Rockwell Automations Retro Encabulator. Now basically the only new principal involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctants and capacitive duractants. The original machine had a base plate of prefambulated amulet surmounted by a maluable longmetric casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings run a direct line with the panametric fam. The line up consisted of simply six hydo-coptic marsilveins, so fitted to the ambsilvation lunar-waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lodisode deltoid type placed in panadermic semi-boloid slots of the stater, every 7th conductor being connected by a non reversible tremupipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters. Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be in inployed inconjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingalarm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of Melford Tridents. It's avaliable soon, wherever Rockwell Automations products are sold.

Good one! : these cant be real words

Crumphorn : This guy is so straight-faced that I almost believed him.

Anonymous Coward : +1 for preventing "side fumbling"

sproket343 : Love the two thumbs up gesture "on the upper end of the grammeters."

Vince vandenHeuvel : I call bull, side fumbling was never an issue with the lunar wayne shaft

ranndino : I found the company but a search for "retro encabulator" on their site produced no results. Is this a real product?

Kary Gaul : How does he say all that with a straight face?!

Jacob Zembower : Is it okay to microwave this?