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SongBillong : Something we all go through but Limmy has put it into words better than any of us could. Perfection

Joseph Lee-Doktor : I'm still 18 but wtf you playin' at Limmy makin me scared to grow up get tf back to your falconhoof sketches

Dan H : "I fancy a laugh, how about I search Limmy's show on youtube and watch a few more clips?" - me, 3 minutes ago

Heddy Bell : My son sent me this - knowing how much I would like it.  He was so right.  This is very clever, very deep, very poignant.  Great piece of writing.

David Sengupta : This is the single greatest most depressing moment in human history. And my pain isn't that you documented it, but that you reported it

Alexander Lee : This man knows depression, as someone who works in a call centre this hit me like a ton of bricks.

Lucky : rough transcript from reddit. Hiya. This is a bit of a strange question but, can you tell us[me], how to get there? where is it? where was the photo taken? i know. thats Millport. right what you would do is, get the train to Largs, from there, take the ferry No sorry i know how to get to Millport, but can you tell me how to get to there? That is Millport I know but Sorry, you're confusing me now, where is it that you want to go Nah you're right, it is Millport, you're right but, see i took that photo when i was about 16, thats me there. Some day that, some summer, some laugh...just...tonnes of pals and we'd just all kick about [hang around] all day, summer just seemed to go on forever, just kick about, not thinking about tomorrow, what we're doing the day after that, the day after that. just kicknig about, no aggro, no fighting, no nothing, just having a laugh...and jumping off the pier, swimming about and all that and then at night, well every second night we'd all go for a and we'd all give him money, like the oldest looking one, he'd try and get served and..."get us a bottle of merrydown"... "get us a bottle of old english...diamond white and all that". "get us a quarter bottle of voddy [vodka]" and..."you only getting a quarter bottle of voddy?", "oh get us a half then", just falling about steaming[drunk]. you cant get away with that nowadays but, it was a laugh, we were just....no aggro, no fighting, nothing like that, just falling about, it was...we made mistakes we know we made mistakes but that was just part of life...just part of living, wasn't it...thats what it was it was...living. nothing like now its...i dont want to be here anymore. i dont want to be here. i want to be there. so can you tell me...how do i get there? you cant do that, i'm sorry aye just give us a return to Largs then

goatoil : Beautiful piece of writing. One of his best sketches.

Beefe : Like Frodo and the Shire, once your innocence is lost, you cannot go back. If you did, you would find that you cannot even enjoy it. Neverland is not a place you can return too, once you've escaped it. And you should not stay there too long if you're there now. Step out your door. Put your home behind you. A world of adventure is ahead. It gets better as life goes on, not worse.

charlotteyesyes : this is beautiful

Sir Cantona : Beautiful. Youth is wasted on the young

Jay Fisher : Hiya. This is a bit of a strange question but, can you tell us[me], how to get there? where is it? where was the photo taken? i know. thats Millport. right what you would do is, get the train to Largs, from there, take the ferry No sorry i know how to get to Millport, but can you tell me how to get to there? That is Millport I know but Sorry, you're confusing me now, where is it that you want to go Nah you're right, it is Millport, you're right but, see i took that photo when i was about 16, thats me there. Some day that, some summer, some laugh...just...tonnes of pals and we'd just all kick about [hang around] all day, summer just seemed to go on forever, just kick about, not thinking about tomorrow, what we're doing the day after that, the day after that. just kicknig about, no aggro, no fighting, no nothing, just having a laugh...and jumping off the pier, swimming about and all that and then at night, well every second night we'd all go for a carry out (buy booze) and we'd all give him money, like the oldest looking one, he'd try and get served and..."get us a bottle of merrydown"... "get us a bottle of old english...diamond white and all that". "get us a quarter bottle of voddy [vodka]" and..."you only getting a quarter bottle of voddy?", "oh get us a half then", just falling about steaming[drunk]. you cant get away with that nowadays but, it was a laugh, we were just....no aggro, no fighting, nothing like that, just falling about, it was...we made mistakes we know we made mistakes but that was just part of life...just part of living, wasn't it...thats what it was it was...living. nothing like now its...i dont want to be here anymore. i dont want to be here. i want to be there. so can you tell me...how do i get there? you cant do that, i'm sorry aye just give us a return to Largs then

JC Films : For the people that don't get it, when he says "getting to there" and "how do I get there" he is referring to "there" as when he was happy and wasn't bothered about anything else.

DrMcMoist : 7.99 for a return to Largs? Where does he stay? Fairlie?

Christopher Leech : can only watch this once in a while as its too true, very dark and mildly depressing.

Sid Arthur : me too mate

Mr Banana : I came for laughs not feels

Austin Dyer : This is one of Limmy's best works of art, this sketch.

Jack Fahy : Sadly I know what he means

GodKingOsiris : ;_;

KenLAFC : So sad

Nick Maitland : Great sketch. Would be interesting to see how this plays out in real life if someone could do it while remaining completely in character like Limmy.

Sid Arthur : bollocks, keep going forwards, the best is yet to come especially now that we're all living too long to avoid dementia

Corrie : actually at that point in my life i was already miserable so clearly i am the most suffering

Roddy Dykes : The silver lining to this is, we all feel this way, and we'll always have those memories (unless we get dementia)

Im a wizard : I'm so frustrated I can't understand half of what hes saying, I thought I knew English.

بدر الرشيدي : But Steel.....

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP QRSTUVWXYZ : Millport's great isn't it? Love cycling round

Rrrush : The past has its memorys

Jimmy Shaw : Nostalgia

231swift : anyone tell me what his last line is ? when hes given up and asks to go somewhere else Aye just give us "xxx" then

Corrie : maudlin

CSkillHD : im 18, imma cherish it as much as I can... don't want to look back wishing I had done this done that

9_Bucks : Jesus, I wasn't expect to feel that.

Henselt Brumbleburg : Lump in the throat man, thought this was a comedy. Great stuff man such a gem this show.

Deffend : I'm on YouTube to distract from depression, not make it worse. :[

bartholomewfargo : Gutting. Absolutely devastating. Trying to think of something else I can relate to like this, and I can't do it.

Ната́ша : This one got me. 😭

Alexis Ruiz : Am I the only one who doesn't understand a word he's saying

Smegma De L’ Homme : That Limmy, he could be the next Arthur Askey

Mark Nelson : I can relate to this so much...have the exact same memories of the same place. Brilliant sketch!

Пётр : I’ve had 8 beers and started to understand everything he said

Scott Raynor : Which episode is this from? I want to see directors commentary

Hampi's Universe : My mate Al said something so similar about 2011. I guess we all go through this hopeless nostalgia for a certain time and place. :(

the gaming fox : mon the millport

Captain Bongwater : Oh man that was really depressing.

john smith : you only getting a quarter lit at get us a half then hahaha

Fummy : What did he ask for at the end?

television and cheese : :(

Kai Chalmers : I live in largs!