These Idiots Invent Their Own Fighting Style

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These guys are developing a new style of retarded kung fu. They are dangerous ninjas!

Comments from Youtube

MNRMNmixes : "I am not afraid of someone who watched 10000 fighting videos. I am afraid of the guy who watched this video 10000 times" - Bruce Lee

Adolf's Youth in revolt : When you walk through a spider web

Ron Pierce : When the player you're fighting against randomly presses all the buttons.

Wendy Chong : Perfect virginity defense

Angela : It seems like they hit themselves more than the opponent.

brucelee12 : I love how terribly out of shape everyone is and how bad the editing is. Really makes the video.

Johnny Kurplutzo : Good thing they banned this in the UFC

Tommaso Canziani : It was developed after a guy got papercut

bob carter : These guys will be deadly if they ever have to fight a piece of paper.

JubeProductions : The part where they destroyed the piece of paper is what really did it for me. I mean that was no ordinary paper, it looked like it was glossy....that glossy shit is tough.

ali samin : 0:09 when you're being attacked my mosquitoes

Brainles5 : Slap-fu

James Donnelly : Slapoeria is an incomplete martial art. Boris Leevich perfected it by combining Slapoeria and Slavkwondo, creating his own system - Squat-Jitsu.

Leo : What if my opponent iSnt A pApEr

Chad Lawrence : I am ready to train, master.

Ted Style : This is called Krav Ohmagad

Steve Kimble S. : Bruce Lee would be proud.

Realmsdown : The opening scene might be the best thing Ive ever seen on YouTube LMAO

encycooper : Still better than Steven Seagal ...

theeoneandonlyibraw : Although this videos length is 1:45 it felt like it went on forever.

epSos.de : @1:15 No hooman should be afraid of paper :-) After learning this fighting style, I am *not afraid of paper anymore.* I battle the books and newspapers with victory after victory :-) Thx. friendly Russian people for developing this martial art to the max !

TheShittyAnimator : 00:15 when brothers fight

AnduRo : This fighing style is deadly , as it can make the opponent laught so hard the run out of oxigen and die and they arent idiots , they are pure intelectuals whombstve watch rick and morty

Atypical : Is this for serious ?

Ferdinand Binayat : This is called slapoera

Mr. Pandabites : Looks like a good way to break your wrist. All the impacts to the opponent come from the palm of the non-dominant hand in a patting motion and the back of the dominant hand in a flicking motion. The traditional sissy-fight (windmilling your arms from the elbow to bring your open palms down on your opponent's face, neck and shoulders) is both safer and probably more effective at taking someone down than this hilariousness.

Nord TheUnclean : Dude I wish a MMA fighter would do this during a fight when itโ€™s particularly boring fight

Fireman : this is a mental condition..

MrTokedo : filmed on a 1995 VHS camcorder.

farhadinho9 : 0:14 epic slap fight.

Billy Corners : Looks like what girls do when they have never been in a fist fight

Mathew Hastings : Everytime I'm having a bad day, I watch this video and smile, because I'm thankful I was never taught such a useless and ridiculous way to fight.

Bo Bo : Rumour has it that they can even slap holes into 3ply toilet paper!

Steven Welch : AUTISM ENGAGED!

Jolteon RL : 0:15 me and my brother fighting over the TV remote

Marcella Rastaban : This looks like Wing Chun...through the eyes of a sheltered suburban boy who decided to try weed for the first time.

Kevin Aguado : They're hamboning.

Kanardy : when you play fighting game without knowing anything and starts mashing all the buttons

Jason Rigone : The thing goes like this: The old guy invented this in his mind and created some special forces background that is everything BUT true. Then the fat bear joined in simply because of boredom and lack of social alternatives.. The skinny guy is actually the one owning the piece of a smartphone camera. Since both of the young ones live across the street, both are forced to face the old guy everyday and so they are forced to play their role and take part in the old guyยดs content. After some time skinny guy told fat bear that their master is bullshitting and his style is not going anywhere. Fat bear guy felt that as a rude awakening, since they were doing practice everyday and even paying for the masters expenses. They tried to break free, as you can see the hair of fat bear is clearly longer than before and also the climate condition changes. So after a full year of simple time wasting with an so called "Spetsnaz" but in fact illegal immigrant, they took it upon themselves and confronted the master with the facts. As you can see they were not successful with that. The old experienced guy then simply drugged their minds by giving them self burned Wodka and inventing a whole story in which he sees them getting rich by opening schools in the west. All they have to do is make a serious video of them practicing this new kind of martial art. Now we are at the part where the skinny guy uploaded to Youtube and all the truths succeed to set us free...amen.

James Pelletier : Ive heard of this. Tae kwon no

Dr. Royalty : This is so fucking funny. Haven't laughed this hard for over a couple months now haha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Yvess Funa : Johnny english mastered this technique

HikingAlaska : Bored drunk Russians...

accounts 213 : Play it on 2x

theeoneandonlyibraw : Its like they're fighting upside down

Ryan Blankanette : When you are home alone at night but you hear a sound

Austin Grubb : This looks absolutely dumb, given that the flailing about might actually provide some confusion and distraction, it still won't be effective against any other martial art

tha vault : he ripped that paper like nothing.

basalam dacosta : Troll jitsu ๐Ÿ˜Ž