Value Select's Seeing Eye Knife

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Cheaper than a dog, this tool moves the folk as opposed to sensing them. This RARE KNIFE is soon to be available in the Value Select General Store. Once I hit 1 trillion subscribers. By tonight. Based on a Jack Handey Deep Thought. TRACK USED: To those of you who donated for the album, thank you! The REWARDS are coming SOON. ENJOY this sketch in the INTERIM. Big THINGS are COMING. PATREON: DISCORD:


CrackerMilk : Holy shit this is pure gold.

talascio : Is there an option for the hearing impaired coming soon? I think something like "timed explosives for the deaf" would be helpful to people suffering from hearing loss.

Brooks : And the lord spoke and said, "This day shall end with a value select video." And it was good.

aphrosu : We're weeviling deeper into the core of Value Select pathos

Matthew McGown : seeing eye ford f-150

Jwallison : " And now, poppy warlow brings you, twelve dead after blind man stabs infants after school releases"

MidnightBastard : *D̛̯̘̦̘͙̃̈ͤ͛̀̉ͫͨ̀̕a͔͔͓̤̣̥̝̲̔̑̀r̭͙͔͈̹͈͙͈͂͑̾̀̚͞k̴̡̲̳͕͉̖̱̠ͩͭ͊ͪ́͘n͉͆͐͑̌ͭͩ̕é̷̛͚̩̮̣̳̻̹̀̓ͦͯ͑͜ṣ̮̗̊̀͑͌ͯ̓ͮ͝s̴̺̓̓͆ͥ͛͞* ̺̓ͥ́̉ͪͤ͆̓̕

Zieg : I wish I was blind so I could use this

FjfNStuff : With this knife you can see much sharper than before

Tazersguad : I hope this Value Select Knife can open up my T H I R D eye

Dongeluv : now THIS is BUSINESS

thewerepyreking : Whenever I get bored I watch this video again

Spiked Blueshell : I watched this like 17 times already

Jarvak : damn boy, is that some Brian Ellis?

Ufuk Can : That's just blindness for ya

Derek Lowrie : Can I get this bundled with the shirt and Limited Edition NICE! 8track?

MidnightBastard : Proud to say I've made up probably 5k of the 40k views

Blood1erthanyou Gaming : This is gonna be a popular one I feel it in my bones. The dankest YouTube haiku.

EpicDonutDude : Looks like the knife from cs 1.6

Nate Meyers : This is literally the plot of Bird Box

MX21 : When you shipping them t-shirts, boy?

lucaraimew : Knife!

Satisfiction : I bless this channel with more subscribers

Staudinka : Will the seeing eye knife allow my blind friend to enjoy your videos?

Clifford Clark : This content is amazing

TribeOfKings : This channel's going to blow up

Tom Griffiths : brilliant

Mahogany : Always love the editing

bringUrTowel : great video man! I really liked it~ <3

Xezav : No more living in darkness, now you can live with sharpness.

Inside & Out : Genuine question... Are you real?

JindoUK : Seeing Eye Pen - For people who can't read

Some Random Edgy Guy : I don't even have a sharp pun for this comment section it!

Janarik : I'm gonna order mine today!

close personal acquaintance : Does this come in crossbow?

General Grievous : Yeah I think this is my new favorite video

NinjaMan404 : This is the video I showed to my workplace, I love you

the_underdog : You're great. Keep being you.

wombat supreme : I love you

Celeste Wechter : Prime

Jebus crispy : Seen *DARKNESS*

Guybrush Threepwood : Now I'm curious is the seeing eye gun great for kids to use or great for use on kids?

CodexKnife : Can I get my seeing eye phone charger back? thanks

Animal Mother : sweet mirth :)

Slamalamadingdangdong : Can I get a seeing eye frag grenade to get a view of the entire room?

ThatYellowCat : *d a r k n e s s*

sham : Version 2.0 needs to come equipped with a figure 8 to the face function in case of bankers

Ralph Smit : *stabbing noises*

Eistee Pfirsich : 0:16 ForsenCD