Snapchat vs Instagram | R.C. Startup Rap Battles

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Subscribe for more battles: http://bit.ly/2JY5OWt In an Oakland warehouse, the Startup Rap Battles are going down. This week it’s Snapchat vs Instagram, hosted by Aplus from Hieroglyphics, but you never know who might show up next. FEATURING: Host: Aplus from Hieroglyphics Instagram: Kaila Love @Kailalovemusic Snap: Frak @Frakthemc Written by: Frak, Beau, Kaila Shot at: Alena Museum, Oakland LYRICS: Instagram: First of all, I’m a boss a$$ bitch, I am the GM I’m looking fly when you see em, they tryna slide in my dms I’m just doing this for user hype and promo After this they’ll all ghost on you, kinda like your logo Sending d!ck pics, that’s the reputation of snap, So - congrats, now you’re ever basic f*ck boy’s favorite app. You’re just a way for perverts to snoop on some girls No surprise your CEO’s the biggest douche in the world He looks like michael cera had sex with a Cheetoh Facebook offered yall hella c-notes! You coulda popped like pellegrino But you refused with your sensitive ego, F**king evan spiegel, He couldn’t let go of his precious, we should call him Evan Smeagol This is a f**k face runt vs a cupcake butt I’d say update your style but your updates suck I doubt your company will exist in a year, So do it just like your app, 10 seconds and disappear Snapchat: When instagram dropped, the whole world laughed at you You should have had a back tattoo that says snapchat 2, You never gave us credit, you got lost in the glory, It’s like journalism plagiarism, you copied our stories, Tried to bite our style dog -you caused the drama If we went on maury- theyd say snapchat you are the father In every companies life, you make a decision, are you a player or peasant? Y’all sold out to facebook, we stayed independent Who cares if your bigger when you let a company coach you? I bet when he gets mad.. y’all let Zuckerberg poke you So true, you let facebook in, now begin the corruption, Just more info that they can sell to the Russians Dog, my grandma’s on Facebook, posting carnations. My mom is on Instagram, postin’ her day trips. Your numbers look high now, you bet that I’m patient. your user base dies out, I’m the next generation. Your app -- is for grandads having flashbacks, Our app --- handcrafted and now we up on the nasdaq You think snapchat’s to be laughed at? We’ll see who has the last laugh When your tombstone’s only used for an ad and a hashtag Instagram: Talking about insta models? Your ideas need adjusting Our nudity is tasteful, your nudity’s disgusting I’d rather have a tanline and a nip slip Then see a man’s thighs and a d!ck pic So you made fun of domestic violence, thought their fans would find it funny, Then Rihanna dropped their stock, like b!tch better have my money How much did they lose? Experts estimate hella, Wish you signed to facebook now, to be under their umbrella Of course you’re clowning domestic violence with a culture full of jerks, Rihanna posts an insta story, now none of yall have a place to work work work work Oh so you’re a legitimate news source? Let’s be honest the sh!ts fake, If snapchat put out a mixtape it’d be called clickbait Swipe left, swipe right, that shit gets abused, At this point, your app is just tinder for news, Oh you got the app for the youth that helps babies read? After their ABCs they learn ADD, The fans of your app have the attention spans of a nat, You can’t put a filter on a panic attack, Oh you’re an anime bat? Or the cat in the hat? Give the zoo their f**king animals back. You got these kids playing with filters for hella hours, Catfishing on bumble with coachella flowers Our app is for influencers, celebrities, were verified Your app is the worst parts of puberty personified Snapchat: She’s talking about a dick and man thighs and a little tan line, I’m saying free the nipple cuz those tits are land mines We pull up to the instagram hive, like get your hands high Till Everyone leaves the room, like instagram live And about that rihanna sh**, I got a final thing to say about that, (lawyer cameo) That advert has been removed and doesn’t reflect our corporate values or advertising guidelines Calling us fake news? Thats a claim yall made hastily, Yall are photographers with fake angles and models with fake agencys We help people connect, show em the whole picture Your whole style is a lie, like #nofilter We keep it spicy like pico de gallo on cinco de mayo, You got a bunch of soundcloud rappers saying link in my bio Oh your filters are unique? Posting pictures of a peach? Or that avocado toast that you didnt even eat? Instagram is why society is getting so ruined, For people who want to be brands but forget to be human

Comments from Youtube

Ty Turner : Holy shit it's been a minute haha I subbed in middle school. Glad to see a new upload!

A1000wtp : Elon musk vs the "big 3"

Giovanni scarlxd : Snapchat wins well done am a big fan of snapchat

Dr.Schrutes : What the fuck, no uploads in 5 years, and then yesterday I had the chorus from the Mac or Pc rap in my head, and now an upload. I'm not saying i'm God but I might be

Katie Walker : Snap

Justin Devessia : really good rhymes. crazy that when mac v pc came out, instagram and snap didn't even exist

Eric Kraus : Damn snap destroyed this one

Ajay Anand : Instagram Won !

PandaGirlNewYork 5780 : Insta won

OT4KUBoi : both loose because of privacy guidelines

Ultimate Savage : Snap

moca : #snapchat

sissy lala : snap

Largepro21 : #ig

Christ Representers Praise dancers : Intsagram

KingShoter007 : Wow, after 5 years of inactivity, Pantless Knights are back. Well, under a new channel name. Actually, is anyone from the original team still present?

Nour Gaming : Snapchat is the best app all the other app copy Snapchat