Van Vuuren Bros : Hey guys!
Some people have rightly pointed out that we got a few facts in the video wrong, or some things might be slightly exaggerated, so just wanted to clarify a few things:
- Funnel Web Spiders lack the dexterity and strength to carry knives, and there's never been a case of a Funnel Web killing an entire family.
- Blue Ringed Octopi don't just sit around in rock pools waiting to kill kids, they also do whatever else Octopi like to do.
- Red Back Spiders aren't under every second rock, and they don't bite you because they're bored, they probably do it because they're pissed off about some shit, or scared.
- Despite the fact that a Magpie will swoop the shit out of you, there's never been a case of a Magpie stealing the eyeball of a happy singing man. Also, Magpies don't have abs.
- Brown Snakes aren't invisible, they're just hard to see on brown ground or in brown leaves. I think brown ground is more commonly known as dirt.
- There's no evidence that sea snakes take pleasure in killing people.
- A platypus is not a beaver-duck thing, scientifically speaking.
- Stingrays don't wear Universal Solider style cyborg eye-pieces.
- Copperhead snakes don't wear reflective aviators.
- Box Jellyfish don't go to counselling and there's never been a single one charged for murder.
- Both Tiger Sharks and Tiger Snakes don't have actual tiger heads.
- Most Bull sharks don't have nose rings.
- There are no lizards with a mouth inside a mouth inside a mouth.
- Taipans don't look Thai, or any kind of Asian whatsoever.
- Irukandji Jellyfish are not actually made of dangerous radioactive material.
- Drop bears are a real hectic deadly thing that we forgot to include.
That about covers it.
Sorry, and thanks for understanding.
Van Vuuren Bros
Van Vuuren Bros : This comments section is saltier than a salt-water crocodile.
zdcgbkm dh : y’all forgot the bloody needles in our strawberries
joredyn kama : They should make this our national anthem.
Like if you agree.
ExtinctSombra : Ooooooooohhhhhh shots fired!
not in Australia of course
Joelle18 MSP : This is why Australians survive everything
Julian Cavaleri : If you really think about it it's almost like the world doesnt want humans on australia lmao
Joe : Who's here because of Isaac Butterfield?
Jaxon Daly : I live in Australia and I’ll tell ya this is frickin accurate
Ivona : I live in switzerland and we watched this in english lesson at school hahahaha
IdolMike : I don't really understand how Americans like myself could get mad at stuff like this. I think it's pretty funny, actually. These are just facts now.
Maybe if we spent less time whining and getting offended over stuff like this, and spent more time trying to fix the problem, we would be in a better situation.
Amikyuu worl : At least Australia has cute animals like Koalas, wombats and Kangaroos oh wait, they can kill you too :D
Kim Jong-un : And in America we have an animal it’s called “The People”
Conner Wiseman : And at least Australia’s not leaded by a Fake spray tanned Meme, Also thank god we don’t have giant angry bears
Gordon Sun : This song never directly said about America.
Gadfly _of_Greece : “At least we aren’t america.” *Loses a war to some flightless birds*
issa osama : We have an onion eating ex-prime minister more dangerous than any other animal or AR-15. 😂
SHISTARS TEA IS BOILING : Once I got stung by like 3 bluebottles ( one was stuck around my neck ) and while I was trying to get them off a freaking magpie comes and pecks me on the head , out of the 150+ people on the beach it chooses me , who was already panicking to peck ( Welcome to Australia )
Fire Pixie : "We've got salt water crocks who'll death roll you to death"
That line got me.
Pxpi444 MSP : Lmao I’m an Australian
And I love this XD
AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE AR-15s!
Because damn I’m suicidal
Call me mr steal Your girl : So relatable I sit in rock pools and eat kids
Mr Echo : I’m from Aus and that was pretty accurate not gonna lie LOL
Abbie : we can forget having tourists from now on..
Leon Le : And now they have needles in food.
ginger psycho : I went to America three years ago with my family and there were a lot of things that surprised me
There was a street in san fran called "Knob hill" and for anyone whose English or British, you get the joke here. So we were sat in the back of a fancy limo, and there we are laughing at this street while the driver was confused AF
How easy it is to get a gun. On our first night in LA, me and my sister went to get some food from a Macky D/Maccas. And when a guy was causing trouble we saw some officers talking on their walkies and guns on their legs. You can even go to a local store and buy a gun.
It scares me how free Americans are with guns.
Anyone can own one, australian's don't use guns, denmark don't use guns. Iceland don't use guns, Brits don't use guns.
Why are you guys so chummy with weapons?
You say guns don't kill people and people do. Well, how come your crime rate is so high? While ours is so low?
The high sugar levels in your food and the portion sizes. you guys have meals that could feed 3 people and you put sugar in nearly everything. I know you have doggy bags but that much food isn't healthy, cos you know.
Diabetes
Obesity
Cancer
Heart attacks
And before you give me shit, both my parents worked for the NHS. I've had a lot of exposure to some pretty fucked up stuff and the consequences of not taking care of yourself. Eating too much being one of them. I went to school with a girl who was diabetic and all she ever did was eat the food that was bad for her. So she was diabetic and overweight (not a good combo)
I'm not attacking big girls who are curvy, big hipped and the like. Or guys with a little bit of chub either. I mean people who eat to much and are big enough to the point its a health risk. Like belly rolls, heart palpitations going up stairs, like you could die if you don't lose weight. Being curvy is sexy, being fat is not. Its dangerous and kills you. Just like the cancer ad says "Obesity kills"
How stereotypical they can be. I know people make fun of American's but you guys also love to throw them at people. Not many of you leave your country either much and its actually scary. Living with such a narrow minded outlook on certain parts of the world.
We were on a trip to a beach in hawaii and a guy asks my mum why she doesn't speak that weird language because she's Scottish. By that he means Gaelic. My mum then says "You know English originates from my country right?" or something along those lines. And his son beside him cracks up laughing.
Now I'm half Scottish, but not one of the generation in my family speaks Gaelic. Not my grandparents, not my mum, not my distant cousins or my uncle. In fact very few people that I've met there do, its spoken more on the coast or highlands now from what I know.
I know this is not the case for everyone, but it is in my family.
I also went to Iceland this year and an American at a bar asks me if I was irish on account of being a redhead. Now I am 1/3rd irish and Norwegian. But I'd say its more common in Scotland, especially on my mum's side. She had auburn hair as a kid before it went brown and I have 2 distant cousins with red hair. I've met a lot of Irish people and they tend to have a lot more common hair colours than red. (But again like I said, this is just me)
Don't get me wrong, I've had a lot of people mistake my accent from somewhere else (I'm from Yorkshire). Australian, Canada, sometimes American.
But I think you guys need to try going to places outside of your own country and not to popular tourist spots constantly. By all means visit, but just.... try and branch out a little y'know?
bossatronkitty : In America we have a worse animal
Politics
Not XpertThief : The most deadliest thing in Australia is strawberries
Midget Gaming : Legend has it that he is still reloading.
go away : Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T
Mr FBI man. : I dont even think the toughest american can handle australia.
WeeabooWatchers : AND WE HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER
Called Scott Morrisonnnn
And the Public wasn’t able to vote for the PM
only the liberal party cannnnn
I don’t think this is part of the song!!!
Cuz I made it my own!!!
karnik Donepudi : Wouldn't an AR-15 protect you from all these animals?
Big J : This is all facts we don’t have ar 15 but we have long lines at the canteen
Emmanuel Maida : Who ever disliked this video should reconsider their life
SHISTARS TEA IS BOILING : When people immigrate to Australia the government should show them this song
gaming with Fred : Give a round of applause to Australians they got to put up with these animals like they can't go to the beach without being stung by a sea urchin
BIGGUSSDICKUSS : U forgot drop bears
ASIN - YT : HA! Jokes on you I can’t even swim...
TheZivix : 0:39 oof he got me
lyrissa johnson : 0:40 Got em'
Call me mr steal Your girl : *But at least we don't have AR- 15's*
luuk341 : As a dude from neither country mentioned in the video. To all the Americans saying: Yeah but the Aussies lost a war against Emu's (Which is pretty funny if you ask me)
Atleast they dont have people shooting up kindergartners, or black people, or white people, or people in general.
Lacey Belt : 0:39 i see what you did there.
AussieAussieAussie OiOiOi : I think God went ham on Australia
Calista :3 : Didn’t you guys lose to a bunch of Emus
Its Ripjaw : They could’ve just played this song and then they’d be finished reloading 😂
I like Fortnite : We got dangerous animals in Australia like koalas they look cute but they will kill CRICKEY
Marcus Heironymus : Ahhh, gotta love reading the comments of the Americans' who got triggered 😂😂
debsreno : I live in australia have been for 7 years and i rarely see most of these things hmm lucky me🙃
Lizzie and Patsy Pancake : Man, I wanna live in Australia now, IM COMING OVER GET READY
Van Vuuren Bros : Hey guys! Some people have rightly pointed out that we got a few facts in the video wrong, or some things might be slightly exaggerated, so just wanted to clarify a few things: - Funnel Web Spiders lack the dexterity and strength to carry knives, and there's never been a case of a Funnel Web killing an entire family. - Blue Ringed Octopi don't just sit around in rock pools waiting to kill kids, they also do whatever else Octopi like to do. - Red Back Spiders aren't under every second rock, and they don't bite you because they're bored, they probably do it because they're pissed off about some shit, or scared. - Despite the fact that a Magpie will swoop the shit out of you, there's never been a case of a Magpie stealing the eyeball of a happy singing man. Also, Magpies don't have abs. - Brown Snakes aren't invisible, they're just hard to see on brown ground or in brown leaves. I think brown ground is more commonly known as dirt. - There's no evidence that sea snakes take pleasure in killing people. - A platypus is not a beaver-duck thing, scientifically speaking. - Stingrays don't wear Universal Solider style cyborg eye-pieces. - Copperhead snakes don't wear reflective aviators. - Box Jellyfish don't go to counselling and there's never been a single one charged for murder. - Both Tiger Sharks and Tiger Snakes don't have actual tiger heads. - Most Bull sharks don't have nose rings. - There are no lizards with a mouth inside a mouth inside a mouth. - Taipans don't look Thai, or any kind of Asian whatsoever. - Irukandji Jellyfish are not actually made of dangerous radioactive material. - Drop bears are a real hectic deadly thing that we forgot to include. That about covers it. Sorry, and thanks for understanding. Van Vuuren Bros
Van Vuuren Bros : This comments section is saltier than a salt-water crocodile.
zdcgbkm dh : y’all forgot the bloody needles in our strawberries
joredyn kama : They should make this our national anthem. Like if you agree.
ExtinctSombra : Ooooooooohhhhhh shots fired! not in Australia of course
Joelle18 MSP : This is why Australians survive everything
Julian Cavaleri : If you really think about it it's almost like the world doesnt want humans on australia lmao
Joe : Who's here because of Isaac Butterfield?
Jaxon Daly : I live in Australia and I’ll tell ya this is frickin accurate
Ivona : I live in switzerland and we watched this in english lesson at school hahahaha
IdolMike : I don't really understand how Americans like myself could get mad at stuff like this. I think it's pretty funny, actually. These are just facts now. Maybe if we spent less time whining and getting offended over stuff like this, and spent more time trying to fix the problem, we would be in a better situation.
Amikyuu worl : At least Australia has cute animals like Koalas, wombats and Kangaroos oh wait, they can kill you too :D
Kim Jong-un : And in America we have an animal it’s called “The People”
Conner Wiseman : And at least Australia’s not leaded by a Fake spray tanned Meme, Also thank god we don’t have giant angry bears
Gordon Sun : This song never directly said about America.
Gadfly _of_Greece : “At least we aren’t america.” *Loses a war to some flightless birds*
issa osama : We have an onion eating ex-prime minister more dangerous than any other animal or AR-15. 😂
SHISTARS TEA IS BOILING : Once I got stung by like 3 bluebottles ( one was stuck around my neck ) and while I was trying to get them off a freaking magpie comes and pecks me on the head , out of the 150+ people on the beach it chooses me , who was already panicking to peck ( Welcome to Australia )
Fire Pixie : "We've got salt water crocks who'll death roll you to death" That line got me.
Pxpi444 MSP : Lmao I’m an Australian And I love this XD AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE AR-15s! Because damn I’m suicidal
Call me mr steal Your girl : So relatable I sit in rock pools and eat kids
Mr Echo : I’m from Aus and that was pretty accurate not gonna lie LOL
Abbie : we can forget having tourists from now on..
Leon Le : And now they have needles in food.
ginger psycho : I went to America three years ago with my family and there were a lot of things that surprised me There was a street in san fran called "Knob hill" and for anyone whose English or British, you get the joke here. So we were sat in the back of a fancy limo, and there we are laughing at this street while the driver was confused AF How easy it is to get a gun. On our first night in LA, me and my sister went to get some food from a Macky D/Maccas. And when a guy was causing trouble we saw some officers talking on their walkies and guns on their legs. You can even go to a local store and buy a gun. It scares me how free Americans are with guns. Anyone can own one, australian's don't use guns, denmark don't use guns. Iceland don't use guns, Brits don't use guns. Why are you guys so chummy with weapons? You say guns don't kill people and people do. Well, how come your crime rate is so high? While ours is so low? The high sugar levels in your food and the portion sizes. you guys have meals that could feed 3 people and you put sugar in nearly everything. I know you have doggy bags but that much food isn't healthy, cos you know. Diabetes Obesity Cancer Heart attacks And before you give me shit, both my parents worked for the NHS. I've had a lot of exposure to some pretty fucked up stuff and the consequences of not taking care of yourself. Eating too much being one of them. I went to school with a girl who was diabetic and all she ever did was eat the food that was bad for her. So she was diabetic and overweight (not a good combo) I'm not attacking big girls who are curvy, big hipped and the like. Or guys with a little bit of chub either. I mean people who eat to much and are big enough to the point its a health risk. Like belly rolls, heart palpitations going up stairs, like you could die if you don't lose weight. Being curvy is sexy, being fat is not. Its dangerous and kills you. Just like the cancer ad says "Obesity kills" How stereotypical they can be. I know people make fun of American's but you guys also love to throw them at people. Not many of you leave your country either much and its actually scary. Living with such a narrow minded outlook on certain parts of the world. We were on a trip to a beach in hawaii and a guy asks my mum why she doesn't speak that weird language because she's Scottish. By that he means Gaelic. My mum then says "You know English originates from my country right?" or something along those lines. And his son beside him cracks up laughing. Now I'm half Scottish, but not one of the generation in my family speaks Gaelic. Not my grandparents, not my mum, not my distant cousins or my uncle. In fact very few people that I've met there do, its spoken more on the coast or highlands now from what I know. I know this is not the case for everyone, but it is in my family. I also went to Iceland this year and an American at a bar asks me if I was irish on account of being a redhead. Now I am 1/3rd irish and Norwegian. But I'd say its more common in Scotland, especially on my mum's side. She had auburn hair as a kid before it went brown and I have 2 distant cousins with red hair. I've met a lot of Irish people and they tend to have a lot more common hair colours than red. (But again like I said, this is just me) Don't get me wrong, I've had a lot of people mistake my accent from somewhere else (I'm from Yorkshire). Australian, Canada, sometimes American. But I think you guys need to try going to places outside of your own country and not to popular tourist spots constantly. By all means visit, but just.... try and branch out a little y'know?
bossatronkitty : In America we have a worse animal Politics
Not XpertThief : The most deadliest thing in Australia is strawberries
Midget Gaming : Legend has it that he is still reloading.
go away : Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T
Mr FBI man. : I dont even think the toughest american can handle australia.
WeeabooWatchers : AND WE HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER Called Scott Morrisonnnn And the Public wasn’t able to vote for the PM only the liberal party cannnnn I don’t think this is part of the song!!! Cuz I made it my own!!!
karnik Donepudi : Wouldn't an AR-15 protect you from all these animals?
Big J : This is all facts we don’t have ar 15 but we have long lines at the canteen
Emmanuel Maida : Who ever disliked this video should reconsider their life
SHISTARS TEA IS BOILING : When people immigrate to Australia the government should show them this song
gaming with Fred : Give a round of applause to Australians they got to put up with these animals like they can't go to the beach without being stung by a sea urchin
BIGGUSSDICKUSS : U forgot drop bears
ASIN - YT : HA! Jokes on you I can’t even swim...
TheZivix : 0:39 oof he got me
lyrissa johnson : 0:40 Got em'
Call me mr steal Your girl : *But at least we don't have AR- 15's*
luuk341 : As a dude from neither country mentioned in the video. To all the Americans saying: Yeah but the Aussies lost a war against Emu's (Which is pretty funny if you ask me) Atleast they dont have people shooting up kindergartners, or black people, or white people, or people in general.
Lacey Belt : 0:39 i see what you did there.
AussieAussieAussie OiOiOi : I think God went ham on Australia
Calista :3 : Didn’t you guys lose to a bunch of Emus
Its Ripjaw : They could’ve just played this song and then they’d be finished reloading 😂
I like Fortnite : We got dangerous animals in Australia like koalas they look cute but they will kill CRICKEY
Marcus Heironymus : Ahhh, gotta love reading the comments of the Americans' who got triggered 😂😂
debsreno : I live in australia have been for 7 years and i rarely see most of these things hmm lucky me🙃
Lizzie and Patsy Pancake : Man, I wanna live in Australia now, IM COMING OVER GET READY