Van Vuuren Bros : Hey guys!
Some people have rightly pointed out that we got a few facts in the video wrong, or some things might be slightly exaggerated, so just wanted to clarify a few things:
- Funnel Web Spiders lack the dexterity and strength to carry knives, and there's never been a case of a Funnel Web killing an entire family.
- Blue Ringed Octopi don't just sit around in rock pools waiting to kill kids, they also do whatever else Octopi like to do.
- Red Back Spiders aren't under every second rock, and they don't bite you because they're bored, they probably do it because they're pissed off about some shit, or scared.
- Despite the fact that a Magpie will swoop the shit out of you, there's never been a case of a Magpie stealing the eyeball of a happy singing man. Also, Magpies don't have abs.
- Brown Snakes aren't invisible, they're just hard to see on brown ground or in brown leaves. I think brown ground is more commonly known as dirt.
- There's no evidence that sea snakes take pleasure in killing people.
- A platypus is not a beaver-duck thing, scientifically speaking.
- Stingrays don't wear Universal Solider style cyborg eye-pieces.
- Copperhead snakes don't wear reflective aviators.
- Box Jellyfish don't go to counselling and there's never been a single one charged for murder.
- Both Tiger Sharks and Tiger Snakes don't have actual tiger heads.
- Most Bull sharks don't have nose rings.
- There are no lizards with a mouth inside a mouth inside a mouth.
- Taipans don't look Thai, or any kind of Asian whatsoever.
- Irukandji Jellyfish are not actually made of dangerous radioactive material.
- Drop bears are a real hectic deadly thing that we forgot to include.
That about covers it.
Sorry, and thanks for understanding.
Van Vuuren Bros
Julian Cavaleri : If you really think about it it's almost like the world doesnt want humans on australia lmao
Noenpegase : Miniladdd anyone?
bossatronkitty : In America we have a worse animal
Politics
MrRayan : all 4.3k diss likes are from future school shooters
Call me mr steal Your girl : So relatable I sit in rock pools and eat kids
Van Vuuren Bros : This comments section is saltier than a salt-water crocodile.
MoniMa : I love the way Australia used to have guns and then one day they said "alright hand em in we're disposing of all of them." And it worked in 3 days.
When we asked America why they can't just do that they said "nah it would be impossible to enforce. It wouldn't work. It would take years"
Gadfly _of_Greece : “At least we aren’t america.” *Loses a war to some flightless birds*
Joe : Who's here because of Isaac Butterfield?
Emperor Squish : bold of you to assume that Australia is real.
Amikyuu worl : At least Australia has cute animals like Koalas, wombats and Kangaroos oh wait, they can kill you too :D
Justin Y : The perfect song doesn't exi-
PoopooHead : The new national anthem
MBMC : Come to England we don’t have ar-15’s
We also have have tea
anything and everthing : new zealand is like aussie but safer i guess no guns and no deadly animals
issa osama : We have an onion eating ex-prime minister more dangerous than any other animal or AR-15. 😂
Benjamin Howe : Those 4.3k dislikes are salty pro-gun muricans :")
isaac keppels : my dad just put our cat in the freezer
okay guys so its been a while and im sorry to say he didnt make it...
speggy pegleggy : Can I move to Australia having no AR-15's sounds great
Stress is my Middle name : Me: *roasts another country*
Also me: but what would i know im from another country
SC Plays : Miniladd anyone?
MERICAman 22 : It's a very dark song but the tune is so happy
the skullcrusher : what about drop bears?
T-man2405 : In Australia, self-defense is practically illegal.
Mr Echo : I’m from Aus and that was pretty accurate not gonna lie LOL
Madison Homewood : Come to New Zealand we have:
no snakes
almost no deadly animals
gun control
no school shootings since nineteen thousand and something
good scenery
a cool culture with lots of myths
biscuits with 100s &1000s on them
water sandwiches
fish & chips
summer christmas
our school year starts in a new year
other good stuff idk
slitza : I legit thought the song would go ".. at least we don't have A I D S"
mölsky mali : im from finland and we watched this in english lesson cuz we had visitor from australia who showed us this
ButterCubes : The only thing worse than these animals is Bunnings putting onions on the bottom of the sausage instead of the top.
TheZivix : 0:39 oof he got me
Pan-Wakka : I am Swiss. We are the third most armed coutry in the world. 25 guns per 100 citizens. In every other apartment is an automatic rifle. And guess what, nothing happens here. So I dont really think its the amount of weapons or the type. Not saying I like guns, never had one, dont want one. Just saying.
Penguin King : You missed the 31 prime ministers we have each month
AUSTIN B GAMEZ : Where are the emus
nuclearpower20 : This caught me so off guard and I love it
ExtinctSombra : Ooooooooohhhhhh shots fired!
not in Australia of course
EbberDeeMills : My AR has killed fewer people than the Clinton family. So there’s that.
AlexMcMuffin’s GamingCave : Isnt this everything that kills you in Australia? Cuz if so, it should be a 10 hour long video...
holly flood : IM FUCKING CRYING😂
MistY : 0:40 I sEe WhAt YoU dId ThErE
joredyn kama : They should make this our national anthem.
Like if you agree.
jeff joe : Austrailian propaganda must go there
Its Ripjaw : They could’ve just played this song and then they’d be finished reloading 😂
PFG. BLITzZ : Issac anyone?
6SamChat9 : we may not have monthly shootings but we got monthly stabbing
LilBoyMen : We were gonna watch this in class but then we heard then we heard the rude words and the teacher took it off.
Scott Johnson : 4,000 people are triggered [no pun intended] NRA members
Corbin Provis : Well I'm lucky I live in New Zealand the small island next to Australia
The Lambo Crew : But at least we don’t have ar-15s
Van Vuuren Bros : Hey guys! Some people have rightly pointed out that we got a few facts in the video wrong, or some things might be slightly exaggerated, so just wanted to clarify a few things: - Funnel Web Spiders lack the dexterity and strength to carry knives, and there's never been a case of a Funnel Web killing an entire family. - Blue Ringed Octopi don't just sit around in rock pools waiting to kill kids, they also do whatever else Octopi like to do. - Red Back Spiders aren't under every second rock, and they don't bite you because they're bored, they probably do it because they're pissed off about some shit, or scared. - Despite the fact that a Magpie will swoop the shit out of you, there's never been a case of a Magpie stealing the eyeball of a happy singing man. Also, Magpies don't have abs. - Brown Snakes aren't invisible, they're just hard to see on brown ground or in brown leaves. I think brown ground is more commonly known as dirt. - There's no evidence that sea snakes take pleasure in killing people. - A platypus is not a beaver-duck thing, scientifically speaking. - Stingrays don't wear Universal Solider style cyborg eye-pieces. - Copperhead snakes don't wear reflective aviators. - Box Jellyfish don't go to counselling and there's never been a single one charged for murder. - Both Tiger Sharks and Tiger Snakes don't have actual tiger heads. - Most Bull sharks don't have nose rings. - There are no lizards with a mouth inside a mouth inside a mouth. - Taipans don't look Thai, or any kind of Asian whatsoever. - Irukandji Jellyfish are not actually made of dangerous radioactive material. - Drop bears are a real hectic deadly thing that we forgot to include. That about covers it. Sorry, and thanks for understanding. Van Vuuren Bros
Julian Cavaleri : If you really think about it it's almost like the world doesnt want humans on australia lmao
Noenpegase : Miniladdd anyone?
bossatronkitty : In America we have a worse animal Politics
MrRayan : all 4.3k diss likes are from future school shooters
Call me mr steal Your girl : So relatable I sit in rock pools and eat kids
Van Vuuren Bros : This comments section is saltier than a salt-water crocodile.
MoniMa : I love the way Australia used to have guns and then one day they said "alright hand em in we're disposing of all of them." And it worked in 3 days. When we asked America why they can't just do that they said "nah it would be impossible to enforce. It wouldn't work. It would take years"
Gadfly _of_Greece : “At least we aren’t america.” *Loses a war to some flightless birds*
Joe : Who's here because of Isaac Butterfield?
Emperor Squish : bold of you to assume that Australia is real.
Amikyuu worl : At least Australia has cute animals like Koalas, wombats and Kangaroos oh wait, they can kill you too :D
Justin Y : The perfect song doesn't exi-
PoopooHead : The new national anthem
MBMC : Come to England we don’t have ar-15’s We also have have tea
anything and everthing : new zealand is like aussie but safer i guess no guns and no deadly animals
issa osama : We have an onion eating ex-prime minister more dangerous than any other animal or AR-15. 😂
Benjamin Howe : Those 4.3k dislikes are salty pro-gun muricans :")
isaac keppels : my dad just put our cat in the freezer okay guys so its been a while and im sorry to say he didnt make it...
speggy pegleggy : Can I move to Australia having no AR-15's sounds great
Stress is my Middle name : Me: *roasts another country* Also me: but what would i know im from another country
SC Plays : Miniladd anyone?
MERICAman 22 : It's a very dark song but the tune is so happy
the skullcrusher : what about drop bears?
T-man2405 : In Australia, self-defense is practically illegal.
Mr Echo : I’m from Aus and that was pretty accurate not gonna lie LOL
Madison Homewood : Come to New Zealand we have: no snakes almost no deadly animals gun control no school shootings since nineteen thousand and something good scenery a cool culture with lots of myths biscuits with 100s &1000s on them water sandwiches fish & chips summer christmas our school year starts in a new year other good stuff idk
slitza : I legit thought the song would go ".. at least we don't have A I D S"
mölsky mali : im from finland and we watched this in english lesson cuz we had visitor from australia who showed us this
ButterCubes : The only thing worse than these animals is Bunnings putting onions on the bottom of the sausage instead of the top.
TheZivix : 0:39 oof he got me
Pan-Wakka : I am Swiss. We are the third most armed coutry in the world. 25 guns per 100 citizens. In every other apartment is an automatic rifle. And guess what, nothing happens here. So I dont really think its the amount of weapons or the type. Not saying I like guns, never had one, dont want one. Just saying.
Penguin King : You missed the 31 prime ministers we have each month
AUSTIN B GAMEZ : Where are the emus
nuclearpower20 : This caught me so off guard and I love it
ExtinctSombra : Ooooooooohhhhhh shots fired! not in Australia of course
EbberDeeMills : My AR has killed fewer people than the Clinton family. So there’s that.
AlexMcMuffin’s GamingCave : Isnt this everything that kills you in Australia? Cuz if so, it should be a 10 hour long video...
holly flood : IM FUCKING CRYING😂
MistY : 0:40 I sEe WhAt YoU dId ThErE
joredyn kama : They should make this our national anthem. Like if you agree.
jeff joe : Austrailian propaganda must go there
Its Ripjaw : They could’ve just played this song and then they’d be finished reloading 😂
PFG. BLITzZ : Issac anyone?
6SamChat9 : we may not have monthly shootings but we got monthly stabbing
LilBoyMen : We were gonna watch this in class but then we heard then we heard the rude words and the teacher took it off.
Scott Johnson : 4,000 people are triggered [no pun intended] NRA members
Corbin Provis : Well I'm lucky I live in New Zealand the small island next to Australia
The Lambo Crew : But at least we don’t have ar-15s
Jai Baillie : welcome to Australia