Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy

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Mom's Spaghetti : I bet at some point in the future someone will use this video to show that people in 2017 were clueless

o00o0o0o0o0o : Just want to add that barrier reef dying is due to chemical pollution and local human activity, same with shit like honey bees dying and most other major animal death events. People should be taking a look at pesticides/fertilizers/lotions/toxic chemical outputs from major corporations etc...

Subri Subrika : It's sad, but I bet some fool conservative will look at this and think it's true.

MrTacoSr : I feel like this is going to go viral in conservative circles haha they still dont understand what a satire news site is

JLsoft : When did The Onion stop doing satire?

Impulsegt1 : ok some morons might actually think this is real, and by some morons I mean 99% of republicans

juzzyea : What a joke this guy is. Obviously he is being funded by one of the companies reaping millions from govt grants

Right to Record : Try all you want, but we sit on the dirt crust of an 8000 mile diameter ball with a molten core that has been molten for billions of years. Believing the 21 cubic miles of fossil fuels we have consumed since the start of the industrial revolution has altered the temperature of this planet would be as stupid, and to the same scale, as believing burning all of the methane created by the bacteria on a bowling ball could change the temperature of that bowling ball. A 0.0001% change in the output of the nearest star has a greater impact DAILY than anything mankind could have done over the last 2 centuries. There is over 332 BILLION cubic miles of water on this planet. Any engineer can calculate the energy required to alter the temperature of that mass by as much as one degree F (the oceans control the global atmospheric climate) and humans don't have the capability to produce enough energy to alter the temperature of the oceans by even 0.0001 degree F. No entity on this planet has the capability to determine the average temperature of the entire planet. And any claim that somebody can magically determine a 1.5 degree F change over 5, 10 or 20 years, is beyond stupid. Nobody can predict the strength of a hurricane over 24 hours, but somebody thinks they can predict the global atmospheric conditions 1, 5 or 10 years from now? Wow. 100 years ago sailors traveling the world's oceans would throw buckets into the sea, haul them aboard, stick a thermometer in the water, record that in a log book, and that's what "scientists" are using to compare with today's satellite data to "predict" what will happen in 50 years. Gee, that's better than Scientology for absurdity.

Eric Johnson : Just yesterday I had someone explain to me that all of the earth scientists are using Microslop Excel to their calculations and that climate change is all just round-off errors. I'm a mathematician... So yeah, I know a little about how they run those big numerical models. I get so sick of how fucking stupid people are.

Namida : THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING BECAUSE EARTH IS FLAT!!! WAKE UP SHEEEPIE!!

T Mark Hightower : If The Onion has not already done so, I recommend they weigh in on the flat earth movement that is rapidly spreading throughout the globe.

samy701 : Aha! I always knew the Koch brothers were right! Next, the Liberal Cultural Marxist elites will try to tell us the Easter Bunny doesn't exist. But *obviously* the Easter Bunny is real, or else the elites wouldn't be plotting against him every year at the Davos summit. People need to wake up and see the truth! Also, gummy bears.

William Jackson : The earth is flat

Ian : I invite anyone to download the publicly available climate data sets of mean temperature and do a linear regression on the entire data-set. It takes a while to download and write a script to parse all the files but once you do and start looking at your own charts you might start to wonder who the real idiots are. You have millions of people calming that warming deniers are stupid and aught to be jailed when in reality you can see with your own eyes that there has been no mathematical long term increase. It really starts to kind of mess with your mind when you start being able to see the tricks used by those publishing "warming" charts to skew the data. When you have data sets this large it's easy to find easy ways to adjust calculations and cherry pick time frames in order to show any kind of result you want. I guess it doesn't matter though. I'm still the moron who is not just parroting the same story that has been told to me without any kind of personal verification.

Supergood name 77 : 90% of comments: Haha stupid cuckservatives think it's real. 5% of comments: Global warming is a hoax. 5% of comments: I think it's real but I'm a conservative.

Lee Johnson : Trump is determined to make Global Warming Work. As of Sept 12, 2017, Trump just issued orders for Corporations and Americans to create more Pollution.

Glen Fraser : Its the Onion, It's a laugh. so laugh

Washington Strong arm : You have headache's = climate change You have a diarrhea = climate change You can't pay your monthly Bill's = climate change Don't want to have sex= climate change Wars around the world= climate change Peace around the world = climate change Nobody buy's your global warming= climate change It is so funny that you can use "Climate Change" for everything under the sun.

Aratas Man : Hurry! Someone send this to Chowder or whatever his name is!

Angel Mass : Can we also throw in there the whole "The Earth is flat" deal?

James Mills : I'm sad because it's true

spoddie : Shiity audio, sounds like the guy is chewing gum in my ear. Too much compression or just too closely mic'ed?

Elizabeth R : Not as much work as it takes to make all scientists, pilots, meteorologists, etc pretend the Earth is round.

Rosko Goldenstein : The governments of the world get the research they pay for

S9y Advent : Oh yes, don't worry everyone humans don't cause the earth at all. We're a blessing upon the environment./s

GabrielSparkletits : How long before some reich wing trashblog reposts this as a source

Judge Dredd : FIRST comment to not be "people will think this is legit"

Sorzin : Okay down vote this comment if you didn't get the joke and you actually believe this video is true

SillyPuddy2012 : The climate has always been changing, and will be changing until the sun burns out, with or without us, what's new?

cBe9999 : What really p1sses me off is not that my landlord doesn't believe in global warming but 'why'- I asked him if he'd read a report debunking it and he said that he just didn't 'feel it was real'. I'd find it funnier if I weren't giving him money each month.

dcmfox : Bravo to the 51 idiots that downvoted this, now go back to school

Valerio Guagnelli Scanzani : what a stupid joke! listen to real scientists on Antropogenic GW Prof. Lennart Bengtsson (climatologo, SVEZIA) climatologo svedese tra i più famosi al mondo e per anni direttore dell’Istituto di meteorologia Max Planck di Amburgo His research interests include climate sensitivity, extreme events, climate variability and climate predictability. http://www.tempi.it/era-uno-dei-climatologi-piu-famosi-al-mondo-poi-ha-messo-in-dubbio-il-global-warming-e-lhanno-costretto-a-licenziarsi#.WTp3wpKLRQI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennart_Bengtsson Prof. Judith Curry (Climatologa, USA) Curry is an American climatologist and former chair of the School of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences at the Georgia Institute of Technology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GujLcfdovE8 Prof. Dr. Jan Veizer (Geofisico, SLOVACCHIA) is the Distinguished University Professor (emeritus) of Earth Sciences at the University of Ottawa and Institute for Geology, Mineralogy und Geophysis, of Bochum Ruhr University. He held the NSERC/Noranda/CIFAR Industrial Chair in Earth System Isotope and Environmental Geochemistry until 2004. He is an award-winning isotope geochemist; his research interests have included the use of chemical and isotopic techniques in determining Earth's climatic and environmental history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5zakcprRIs&t=1s Prof. Henrik Svensmark (Fisico, Climatologo, DANIMARCA) is a physicist and professor in the Division of Solar System Physics at the Danish National Space Institute (DTU Space) in Copenhagen. He is known for his theory on the effects of cosmic rays on cloud formation as an indirect cause of global warming. Null hypothesis, (natural variability) which is really the main opposing idea to the enhanced greenhouse gas hypothesis." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDjmSkpA3Y Prof. Ian Rutherford Plimer (Geologo, AUSTRALIA) (born 12 February 1946) is an Australian geologist, professor emeritus of earth sciences at the University of Melbourne, professor of mining geology at the University of Adelaide. He has been an outspoken critic of both creationism and the scientific consensus on anthropogenic climate change. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPW_P7GVB8 Prof. Timothy Patterson, (Geologo, CANADA) is a professor of geology in the Department of Earth Sciences [1] at Carleton University, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. https://youtu.be/oMmZF8gB7Gs?t=39m58s Prof. Dr. Ian Clark, University of Ottawa, (Earth Sciences, CANADA) is a professor in the Department of Earth Sciences at the University of Ottawa (Canada), who has been publishing research on geoscience, groundwater and geochemistry since 1982.His graduate work in isotope hydrogeology was at the University of Waterloo and the University of Paris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knWoxcCLlyo Prof. Don J. Easterbrook (Geologo, USA) is Professor Emeritus of Geology at Western Washington University. Here explains why our CO2 is not causing dangerous global warming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrimqxDBMI Prof. Nir Joseph Shaviv (Astrofisico, climatologo, ISRAEL) Israeli-American physics professor, carrying out research in the fields of astrophysics and climate science. He is a professor at the Racah Institute of Physics of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem,[1] of which he is now its chairman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t5R5Bp_RXE Prof. John Raymond Christy (Climatologo, USA) climate scientist at the University of Alabama in Huntsville (UAH) whose chief interests are satellite remote sensing of global climate and global climate change. He is best known, jointly with Roy Spencer, for the first successful development of a satellite temperature record. Models failed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPYhDGMFgE4 prof. Fred Goldberg (Climatologo, SVEZIA) a climate analyst and authority on polar history and exploration (morto nel 2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEcnJFTxQcU Prof. Nils-Axel Mörner (Paleogeofisica e geodinamica, SVEZIA) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPXjQRJA90 former head of the paleogeophysics and geodynamics department at Stockholm University, He was formerly the Chairman of INQUA Commission on Sea Level Changes and Coastal Evolution, and led the Maldives Sea Level Project. Prof. William "Bill" Mason Gray (Climatologo, USA, morto nel 2016) was emeritus professor of atmospheric science at Colorado State University (CSU), and the head of the Tropical Meteorology Project at CSU's Department of Atmospheric Sciences. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL6ZCmmCU7c dr. Patrick Moore, PHD in Ecology and founder of Greenpeace, and dissected the scam that is modern "climate change". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDK1aCqqZkQ Prof. Tim Ball, Climatologo (USA) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAxsJsjH3NA ------------------------------- Anche molti fisici contro questa enorme montatura. Prof. Willie Soon (Solar Fisicist, Malesia) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMttEhtgpk&t=25s Prof. William Happer, Princeton Univ. (Atomic physiscs, USA) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8WJLR28Ys Richard Dyson (Fisico, Nobel, USA) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmy0tXcNTPs Ivar Giaever (Fisico, Nobel) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXxHfb66ZgM&t=29s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk60CUkf3Kw&t=980s Carl-Otto Weiss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-E5y9piHNU

TuxKey : Good one I love it. That's basically what sum people think it's all a big hoax really!!! No it isn't.

Con Man : The Onion. Always on top of things.

UNKNOWN : When climates rise up up up and there is almost no stopping? This is what happens before an ice age.... fuuuuuuck

rsmith02 : Smart video but I wish they had fact checked it. Kyoto Protocol was 1997 and I don't think they discussed the ozone layer (though HFCs are ozone depleters) as that was addressed years before in the Montreal Protocol.

backfire357 : If you were really a conspiracy nut you would think this video was in and of it self a focus group test about peoples belief in climate change. Of course the world is stupid now and i can only wander through a thick muck stupid while trying to ignore the waves of stupid compounding the muck that mires us all. Fortunatly i found pictures cats... I like kitties... Ooohhh it's photon cat! Oh lime cat! What a lil loaf of cuteness bread cat is!!!

WINSTON SMITH : It's kind of reverse sarcasm. This is very true that it's a scam. You radical environmentalists just don't get it. So go snuggle up to your solar panels and take a nice long nap. The adults are back in control. Trump put the Paris Accord bs where it belonged, to sleep.

Kenz300 x : How Exxon & The Koch Brothers Have Funded Climate Denial - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXm6ihnWN4A The Kochs Are Plotting A Multimillion-Dollar Assault On Electric Vehicles http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/koch-electric-vehicles_us_56c4d63ce4b0b40245c8cbf6 Inside the Koch Brothers' Toxic Empire | Rolling Stone http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/inside-the-koch-brothers-toxic-empire-20140924?page=2

chama sklar : Two people who see this : those who think the onion is making fun of global warming and those who think they are making fun of those who don't believe it. Which one is you?

Try Thinking For Once : There is no Global Warming because you are not on a Globe.

Chris Roseberry : Im glad they were finally able to admit it.

OneLuckyPunk : Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh will use this video as testimonial evidence. Smh.

Smitty Flufferson : It's like there's a rule that no matter how ridiculously you can make fun of.something some people will still think it's serious

Ph L : what a tragic situation we have put ourselves in...

Ralph Dratman : Amusing but a little too depressing to be seriously funny. Plus the presenter looked like he was going to cry.

Eric Michel : The deniers will not change their minds, they lack the education or the mental flexibility to listen to reason, and that is science. They'll still want their technological comfort and toys, but they'll cherry pick which science is 'good' or 'bad'. They'll believe some self-serving interest motivates such a lie from the scientists - as if doing such science turned them into millionaires, and ignore the obvious, the other side deals in hundreds of billions of $$$. They are literally owned by their owners.

WasabiMeal : Yeah "the ozone layer" that shit's gotta be made up

Ashton S : This is the real news!

20alphabet : Tho Onion used to be funny.