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Justin Y. : What a bizarre adventure this video was.

Sieger : And then anime came along...

Grubbs Grady : I know the entire video is just funnies but the few seconds of silence after the atomic bombs are dropped... i felt that

TheBeforeParty : summary of history: *knock knock* it’s europe

CrashCourse : Brilliant.

Omri Levin : For your usage, timeline of the video: -1,000,000,000: Japan might not have been here -40,000: Japan was here and you could walk to it -12,000: It got warmer, icebergs melted, it became an island, lots of *trees :')* -10,000: People using the latest technology like stones and bowls -500: Ding-dong, it's the outside world, and they have technology from the future -255~200: Rice farming and rice kingdoms 593: "Please try this religion." "no" "try itttttt" "no" 604: The religion was put into place 645: Making the government govern more and making the government more like China's government which is a government that governs more. 711: Stole China's alphabet and wrote a book about themselves 720: Wrote another book about themselves 550~794: Moved the capital every time the emperor died 794: Stopped. 802: Conquer north = ✓ 804: Rich hipster bored with buddhism visits China, ends up changing the alphabet and making stuff great for a long time 1010~1040: Everyone hired samurai* 1192: Samurai got so powerful they set up their own government 1266: BREAKING NEWS - THE MONGOLS HAVE INVADED CHINA 1274: Mongols came for war and died in a tornando 1281: Mongols tried again and had a nice time fighting the Japanese, and died in a tornado 1333: Emperor overthrows the Shogunate 1336: Shogunate overthrows him back 1464: It's time for "who's going to be the next Shogun?" 1469~1505: Whole country broke into pieces 1545~1560: *Knock knock - it's Europe* 1560: Clan making run for capital, needs to trample smaller clan, surprise! smaller clan wins 1568: Leader of smaller clan steals idea of invading capital, goes very well 1582: Clan leader halfway through conquering Japan, someone who works for him kills him, someone else who works for him kills _them_ 1590: That guy finishes conquering Japan 1598: "and now I'm gonna invade Korea and then hopefully China", he says, and fails, and dies. Before he dies he tells five people to watch over his 5yo son to become king, they say it's gonna be one of them instead cuz their grownups 1600: Many people started supporting that one, but many people supported not supporting him, they have a fight and he wins 1603: Moves capital to Edo 1635~1639: The government is so strict they close the country 1640~1670: Country not at war with itself 1713~1740: Dutch studies™ 1795~1853: Over time, economic & cultural prosperity begin to gradually slow d- 1853: *Knock knock. It's the United states* 1868: Chōshū and Satsuma (with very little outside help🇬🇧) overthrow Shogunate. Government becomes pretty western 1894: Japan conquers Korea, goes a little bit further. Russia says "stop no" elaborating their warm-water railroad plan. 1899: Russia builds railroad with shit ton of soldiers and then -downgrade- upgrade it to *a fuck ton* 1902: Japan and Great Britain sign alliance to be "a little less scared of Russia" 1904: Feeling confident Japan goes to war against Russia until they get tired 1914: *i t ' s t i m e f o r w o r l d w a r o n e* 1919: Now the war is over and Japan technically fought so they can negotiate with the big dudes. Japan gets to keep the shit they stole from Germany and join the post-war mega alliance _The League of Nations_ 1929: Economy: Crappy 1931: Military doing fine, invades Manchuria 1937~1939: Japan invades more and more and more and more of China 1939: *i t ' s t i m e f o r w o r l d w a r t w o* 1941: Japan spits on U.S. in Hawaii, challenge them to war, they say yes 1945: After chasing Germany back into Germany and Japan back into Japan, the curious United States drops its bomb on Japan. They actually drop two. 1954~1980: $$ post-war economic miracle! $$ Japan makes a lot of stuff and everybody gets rich 1991: Economic miracle wears off, things still pretty cool I guess *rich important people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.

starmaster streams : Cities that exists -hiroshima- -nagasaki- *some others*

hoI i'M tEm : Mom: don't do that! Me: How bout i do, *anyway?*

Idk ._. : Teacher: we're learning about Japan! Anyone know any facts? Me: *inhales aggressively*

Doodling 4 fun : Teacher: So, does anyone know anything about the history of Japan? Me: (takes deep breath) So...

SEGASister : 4:53 [in response to the month-long shutdown currently going on] Open the *government.* Stop having it be closed.

DJPhantom : And then they invented anime and some nerds were like “HEY! We can make a religion out of this!” And everyone was like “no”, but the nerds did it anyway **Spontaneous music** *W E E A B O O S*

Mr Sugar : Japan invaded Pearl Harbor wHiCh EnRaGeD AmErIcA, WhO pUnIsHeD ThEm S E V E R E L Y

Torb 1 Trick : Wait did I just learn something?

TapTap : Japan: *Pearl Harbor* American: No U Japan: *Nuked twice*

Izzy Lavender : I wish there was one of these for every country in the world!

100 subs with no vids challenge : Europe trying to sell clocks guns and JESUS!!!!!

MiguelReTrO : After watching this video, I passed my history class! Thank you Bill wurtz, very cool!

J-a-s-h the potato : Teacher : "So kids, how will you protect your stuff from criminals?" Me : *"HIRE A SAMURAI."* Teacher : "okayyy then..."

Kurt Meme : "Let's sell Jesus!" -Bill Wurtz

CubingGamer : Doctor : you have 9 minutes to live. Me : 0:00 - 9:00

Peridot : Can you do history of Canada?

Kozak LM40 : Bill wurtz reminds me of OverSimplified

CreepsMcPasta : I love how "knock knock. get the door, it's Religion" happens both to Japan and my house :D

KoderKat : Casually using this to study

cαncєr : And on the year 2007 they made *tentacle porn*

Stray Pokemon : What did I learn: 日本

i-win : History of Anime when


Matthinator : Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire 😂😂

Tiếng Việt : 0:15 Video: trees Me: ... Video: because it's warmer

Yogo Nogo : Can you make a history of Egypt?

Somoko Kamaijo : 5:40 When they say stop buying snacks.

Ethan : Knowledge has never tasted this good.

Roxy the Lonely Albatross : So in WW2, Germany became friend with the one who stealed his islands ? Seems legit.

BoyAbyss : Now, Big Anime Tiddies.

ThePandaKing : Why isn’t this school

ᄏᄏ : Asia No.1 = Japan 🇯🇵 Asia Hero = Japan 🇯🇵

Justin Y. : Yes, we can make a religion out of anime.

Knightmare Original : I just came for the anime!

barefoot arizona : Those Mongols would have gotten spanked. They should feel lucky for those tornados

CarterTranzit : (Knock Knock) *opens door* who’s there? Religion Religion who? Just religion...


kotslike : How about I do, anyway?

Chad Ranard : this hot new religion *air horns in the distance*

ii conquistor : If only i used this for a presentation in japan xd

300 subscribers without any videos : it is NOT anime 0/10

schmoyoho : 10/10 would relive the last 40,000 of this history again

ジャンキルシュタイン : History is written by the victors