Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Mitchelata : These actors are actually good 😂😂😂

- iiCentralParkii - : “we could give her eyes to someone who could actually use them to read a book” *_clap. clap. clap._*

Waleed Rahimi : Her eyes may flutter a bit, or she may murmur, "are you for real killing me right now"

Gaming with Charlie : I can't believe that I actually believed this video 6 years ago

Brendan Whelan : I don’t want to associate with people that don’t get The Onion.

Nick : well they're better than some Hollywood actors

Karmagheden : 30k downvotes? That's a lot of people without a sense of humor!

Dragon’sScaleGaming : “She’s not brain dead, she’s just an idiot” That dude with a sign is a legend 😂😂😂😂 That guy is a better actor than everyone else in this video combined

Yeeric : Biggest r/woooosh of the century

Jay Kay : Omg I can't believe how stupid I was to not immediately realise this is satire when I was a kid.

Eyema Duhmass : "Are you forreal killing me right now?"

A seal : don't worry she's just a jakepauler

Alondra Ramirez : 1:54 “She may murmur ‘Are you for real killing me right now?’ “ I love this so much 😂

: Lmao when I was like 9 I left a serious comment on this saying how my sister also is addicted to her phone but we shouldn’t kill her I’m dead

Scorpack 2002 : 80% of the comments in the last month think this is actually real... That's alot of people to r/wooosh

alejandro jara : Legend says shes a Jake Pauler now days

Charlotte ES : To help out all the kids and the adults (that should know better or are just plain stupid) in the comment section. They are ACTORS and it’s FAKE. There is no way the girl, parents or doctors would agree to this real life, the girl would have started talking or telling them by if she knew they wanted her to die. COMMON SENSE PEOPLE. I worry for humanity at times.

Niggity Nigg : The Onion predicted Jake Paulers😂😂

e da angel : i can't believe that i believed this for a whole year and a half

xCherry Skyx : My mom would smack me and take that phone away😂

Rodrick H Smokes Dank : Every girl in my class smh

taeyeon is a singing and visual goddess : The onion: the media company that mocks the news

Paul Hedges : After the public outcry, her death sentence was changed from lethal injection to the death by head ripping off machine while still watching her cellphone.

Simba : The only thing more fake than The Onion is CNN

Dwight K. Schrute - : I remember watching this crying when i was like 9 thinking it was real, then i read the bar below 😂

VazzyCow : *The description is amazing*

Plain Idiot : the people screaming ''THIS IS SATIRE'' on all onion videos as if they are some geniuses for getting a joke is so cringy

Moony Sketch : I remember when I was nine I thought this was real 😂

streeTkiDwannaBe : Sadly had to put my own son down due to being brain dead last month. All he could do was play Fortnite while repeatedly mumbling incoherent things like 'savage' and 'logang 4 life'. Occasionally the dying nerves in his body would make his arms shoot and lock in a straight line across his face and to the right of him while his head slightly dabbed down. Sometimes he did this rapidly multiple times and I had to quiet my screams of anguish from seeing such a horrible and pathetic sight play in front of my eyes. I tried so hard, even at the end, to see if any form of intelligence or coherent thought could be seen left in his eyes but alas....there was none. He was a brainless idiot.

Thanos Car : The amount of people thought this was real makes it even more hilarious🤣

Eyema Duhmass : Her "emotions" summed up in a couple emojis: 🙄😑😒😖

muhd nabil : this news looks realer than normal news.

Smokey Potate : “Are you for real killing me right now?”

Lily H : In the description Things being “gay” Just the quotations 👏👏 We love a queen

Just Your Everyday Pig : Anybody over the age of 18 who doesn't understand this is fake should meet the same fate as Caitlin

69696 subscribers with no videos challenge : Her eyes are paid actors

Gabe Weisdorfer : 1:45 Introducing the brand-new iPhone XRay

W15 T : The first time i saw this i was 8 and I thought it was real 6 years later me : how was i this dumb

wizardlord89 : Everyone sort by new for free karma on r/atetheonion😂🤣🤣

ad skipper : I thought this is legit for a second 😂

Minty Gemini : *_the description is the best story of them all!_*

KitKatBMX : “The real Katelyn is already gone, it’s just her body texting😅

Chicken Goddess : *Comma patient does not respond to being dressed in humiliating chiquita banana hat*

Spoiled Rotten Great Dane : I'm just going to leave this here: sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.

Deeter : 30 thousand people got woooosh'd

Big Gay : The amount of people reacting to sarcastic comments are so funny

CandyprincessXD : I can’t believe I actually believed this omg, thanks English ll for teaching me satire

TheRhythmicTale : You know, three years ago was the first time I actually saw this and I actually thought this was real.

Golden Cookie : I still wonder why they make these videos.... it looks like they needed to find a lot of good actors to make this video.

No use for lazy people None. : Holy crap, if this were to be REAL and actually be accepted,,,our schools would be Empty..LOL