Snatch - Desert Eagle vs. Replica Scene
You must be the big dick

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So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!


Metlhed420 : Two types of balls, indeed. Tony kicked the crap out of them without laying a finger on them. What a brilliant use of words to humiliate those dumb arses. Excellent movie.

Lemons : Swallow your pride and GTFO. "Nope. I'm out. Thanks for the warning kind sir."

Parshan : manilest scene ever.

Zach Brown : dude the way the bartender just places his beer on the bar and smoothly ducks down behind it all in one motion without so much as changing the expression on his face is almost the best part of this scene, possibly one of the funniest yet most subtle bits of humor i’ve ever seen 😂

Old Dave : I can nver stop watching this scene it's a classic.

A K : 0:37 Right there. He already won.

Mumrik : Did london heists rip this off or what.

bdculli : Arguably the greatest scene in cinema history...

Rich 91 : morgan from the walking dead lol

ABOlsen69X : Kinda funny to see how much Pegg and Frost borrowed from this movie when they made Shaun Of The Dead. It was done in good taste too. Cool stuff.

xdxd : That ball on the right will never shrink.

Richard Coeur DeLion : This is one of my favourite scenes ever.

Reece118Gaming : Best movie scene evar!

mitk065 : This movie is a legend!

Christophe Paitrault : remembered this scene today with the shootout in texas.. obviously it's harder to shoot people there than it is in europe, they should have thought about it first

TrasherBiner : This is literally the best scene ever made since Shakespeare plays.

unearthedgraves88 : 'syour name?

maximanimo : He sounds a little like jason statham..

weaponspc : That dude coulda saved alot of time by just saying "Sod off" and slotting those three floppies with "Point Five Oh" goodness. But, he took the dramatic route...and it worked. It worked very well.

ABSNproduction : bad ass

Caroline Evans : One of THE best ever film quotes...guaranteed, or your money back! Lmao ;-)

The0Burger0King : I love the look on their faces at 2:25! This movie is the best!

ThisEpoch : "What's your name?" "Shoot him!" "Oooooo"

Kjleed13 : I don't think Vinnie jones was acting.

cyprex : Best movie ever.

Breadbin Massacre : The writing in this film was phenomenal.

RiggerMantis : Love this movie. So many good scenes, lines and characters.

Cynthia Parez : yeah in London, but in the U.S. he could be Kane from "Kane & Lynch"

skinnyfreak1022 : the two little balls disliked this

tanakabv : vinnie jones is one.of.the.greatest.actors.that.has.ever.lived.

SlashmanG : 2:36 lol he's in Casino Royale

Frasier016 : At the end! The song! Can't find it?? Thanks alot!

yuhasselingme : i typed snatch balls scene into the search bar and realized while it was loading it could of gone 1 of 2 ways.....

palecek101 : The best part is when Bullet Tooth says "What's your name?" "Shoot him" and the way he goes "Ooh"; has me close to tears every time I watch it.

Dr. Sam Hill : What a scene! Love it!

zomfgicantfindaname : @deesisstom synkro - balls

VBD Castion : You can see the fat geezers face thinking ' wtf is he saying ' haha priceless!

snake140589 : one person is a pussy.

Red Soop : @deesisstom The Specials - Ghost Town

Scahhi : What's the song at 2:39?

IntertubeTr0ll : @deesisstom It's by 'The Specials' if that helps. The name of the song escapes me at the moment....

cj simangan : lmao!!! run chicken shit. Trying to scare people with fake guns hahaha

Erik Acosta : 2:37 hahaha

James Jenkins : Best scene in Snatch.

Matías Gold Pozo : best scene ever

NONAME NONAME : This is the reason I got myself a Desert Eagle point five O.

Hector Gonzalez : "Last call! "

chuck kaczmarsky : REKT!

FRANKIETHEDONBX : Perhaps the best scene ever made...perfect