"TEENIE WEENIE" ft. Lucas Mann and Howie Favichia
BROJOB Teenie Weenie

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SUBSCRIBE PLS :* BUY THE ALBUM HERE: https://hollowedrecords.indiemerch.com/ GET MERCH HERE: https://hollowedrecords.indiemerch.com/ THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM THE FEAR IS SETTING IN I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS I UNZIP MY PANTS AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF FUCK THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS. NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT TEENY WEENIE I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK TEENY WEENIE SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS

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metfan4l : Stevie T. sent me here.

Desca red : Nothing like a good Christian Rock Band

Yolo McSwagginz : When your favourite artist writes a song about you <3

Tipperoni Pepperoni : "THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES!!" Im dead

vincent g alcorta : So do I head bang or twerk???

OfficerGiantWang : I sent this to my friends and they haven't talked to me in a week

- 幽玄Glückwunsch : Explain this, atheism.

CitizenErased 17 : Never thought I would see a dildo solo. The prophecy is true.

Rings of Saturn Band Official : Hope you enjoyed my probe <3

Alex Draxer : Its funny, because even though the lyrics are laughable, the actual music is really good.

Michael Aylor : The vocals and music are so great, and the lyrics are hilarious. 69/10 would recommend

Brian Amory : Dildjent?

PubPlays : I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF

Andrew Baena : HOWIE IS THE BEST CUDDLER OF ALL TIME. Source - sharing a tour bus 3 years ago and fondly thinking about it every night to date

Marty Simpson : The clapping emojis made that 10x funnier than it already was

SpinScissor : teehee-weenie.

AccountOfTroll : I thought that the coop with Rings Of Saturn would be called 'Exploring Uranus' or something like that. Still awesome, but I'm a bit disappointed...

Milou : My older brother showed me this song and told me I would relate...

weepingwell : The only part I didn't like was when he laughed after the solo. I thought this was a serious affair, gentlemen. Please edit that part of the video out and replace it with more dildo noodling. Thank you.

jimmy leo : why do i believe they didnt bought the dildo but they already had it?????

Markus Völkel : Steve T anyone? No? OK.

Ciara991x : If there weren't any lyrics, I would have thought this was just a sick metal song 😂😝🤘

Synth Runner : Lucas has the GIANT DAD shirt on - SOULS FANS UNITE !!!! \m/\m/

Leighton Fisher : Hurry up and get Phil Bozeman on a collab

Evan Golondzinier : I never laughed so hard at such a hardcore song!😂 keep it up guys!!🤘

Merschavonia : Just the intro kills me “THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES” 😂😂😂

Aproxi : I've never heard a song hit so close to home

FLUFFMANDUFF : I'm crying.

Logan : I watch this at work where everyone can see my screen in full view. Someone in HR wants to talk to me. They're probably going to tell me how much I changed their lives with this song.

strongb53 : Is that a giant dad shirt?

Delusive Blaze : Stevie T brought me here and I did not regret this adventure.

DJENTLEMAN SeungHyeop : Who come here bc of Steve T?

IgnoranceIsBliss : The instrumentals are so good though!

Benito Faggotini : This is the zenith of meta music. There is nothing beyond this masterpiece

Jaafar Al : The funniest metal song ever TRVE KVLT

FlorianGuitar : This video is going to receive a lot of attention through Stevie T's latest upload 😎

John Hedegaard : Steve T. Sent me here

Samuel Vega : THICC

Sagely Ghost : New challenge: see how long you vs a friend can go without laughing whoever laughs first gets their toes sucked

Phanta Gaming : "THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES" those are the greatest lyrics ive ever heard

waffeln : this song is proof that god isn't real because god would have made this the national anthem already

Brian Hills : The solo with a dildo, epic!!!!!!!

Daddy Cthulhu : can't wait for more collabs with Ros and Bj I need more gay aliens, they could make an album called Gayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

YouQQWhen iQ : "Metal takes itself way too serious" -everyone

sPongebItch bObface : I played this song *ONCE!* and now the damn thing plays everytime I walk into a room.

Liam Records : came here from stevie t

Daniel Blank : TimTheTatMan squad

ILiveInAJar : Now i see why my dad sent me this 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

FreeMountaineer : Really funny lyrics, great riffs and vocals and the solo is awesome. I rate it 1000 clapping asses out of 10