Bruiser - Police
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Rob and David as the bumbling policemen in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb. "What a children is doing with a car, I don't know." Most people seem to think David looks sexy in his copper's uniform. Meh. I think he looks cuter as the construction worker in 'Touchy'. :) Clips are from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6


ChuffTV2 : He's pretending, I saw him get changed.

giantred : "If I were children that would be... surreal. No."

Mihoshika Furude : "Because if they don't stop pretending not to, then they wouldn't sell and drugs, and that'd... just madness. It'd be, ya know, Monty Python."

Hugh Daniel Smyth : "First things first; your Kevin. No one can take that away from you."

aerialkate : David Mitchell is surprisingly effective as the heavy, here.

Aboubacar Amine : somehow David Mitchell is the best part of this.

Bill Patrick Jones : Bent copper definition: 'Not that he's a homosexual, although is but don't worry about that, but what it means is he isn't a\ policeman.' 'he is a policeman' well he is a policeman but it means he's gay (...) corrupt!'

Jacob Winter : "Nudies"

Thundermoth : Did they script this or just let him talk. Brilliant .

meddle : David Mitchell was Jesse pinkman 9 years before Aaron Paul

somatiform : "uhh yeah I was just being nice.." hahaha, I love his delivery

aditya thakur : Oh man David Mitchell's few words in this sketch are just priceless. Great timing.

Letty Lunasical : This reminds me of every painful training day I've had from work.

Boomcake : protruding bottom, need I say more

breslyn : I should've changed me shoes.

Comatose Creations : It's always a children who suffer.

LP SP : I love the idea of some doofus officer's idea of "nasty cop" just being to shout *"WANKER!"* loudly out of the blue

duccio : Takes the accusative.

Yeldur : Watching this actually hurts my head.

TheLivingHeiromartyr : When was being a 'video pornographer' illegal? XD

Toby Slater : "Now the other drug-dealers, they're not pretending. See, they're not police officers. As far as we know. I mean. I'd be very surprised."

Ryan : Nudie Rudy Titty Films

Aditya Patil : IT'S JUST A PLANK BRO

BigMintsBrainbox : The way Robert Webb talks strangely reminds me of attempting to converse with friends while under the influence of lsd and pot.

Dani-Saur : This was so hard to watch oh my god

Pivitrix : I haven't slept in 2 days, listening to this mess is literally driving me up the wall.

Riggs : "He's what we call a bent copper. No that doesn't mean he's a homosexual. I mean he is..." lmaaoo

0 Stuff : DO YOU DO POISON?!?

Katie Stewart : "If I were children, then that would be... surreal."

frogflame : So do you do poison

LP SP : "It''s like chalk and . . . " *deep breath* *much looking at corners while beginning to mouth words* *concerned focus* *one last pause of self doubt* " . . . cheese" "...lager." *millisecond blink* "CHEESE, chalk and cheese."

AliTheAllStar : My god this is funny where you're slightly high.

Patrick McKeen : you can't watch anything else with this guy after you watch "do you do poison" cuz now i'm sitting here waiting for him to pop up and yell "do you do poison"

cybersquire : "WANKER!!" Quality police work, that.

mayathepsychic : I think out of everything in Bruiser, this was the most reminiscent of David and Rob's future work. I miss their sketch shows!

H Viring : Luckily the video ended. I mean, for the children... it's always the children who are the victims! I'm still not sure what the heck they own a car for though...

Acked :94: : I feel the safe word was "POLICE BRUTALITY!"

lilia na : Fatwa!!

disco5005 : This guy keeps going back on himself and it sounds so much like me

Apeksim : Robert Webb is me trying to explain stuffs to uninitiated strangers.

Kyle Netherwood : Starbursts are most definitely not better now

DarkDove_ : I love the redhead

Bulhakas : These sketches sound a lot like The Office bits. It's like they drew inspiration from Ricky Gervais's style.

jim jimjim : Actors from Peepshow and The Office here. Early days :). Olivia Coleman was also in The Office.

Ed Peck : Car. Plank. Doesn't go. Children. Protruding bottom. Need I say more?

Daniel Mcginnis : so rich. rich humor

Donnie Dorko : I am actually dumbfounded at how good he is at playing an idiot... That is brilliant!

Jean-Philippe Martel : My cringe tolerance was surpassed at the 7 minute mark. 10/10

Old Skool Wax : "Not Really" "Yes."