Nut Milking EXPOSED

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***Get your Creamy Valley Nut Milkery T-Shirts here:*** Right now in the U.S. the dairy industry is working to enforce the rules about what products can call themselves milk. They are making the case that nut milks aren't really milks, because they don't come from lactation. Many agree with this decision because proper definitions in food marketing are important. Other people think this is a silly waste of resources, and that people will always think of almond milk as milk, regardless of the rules. What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Like the video, and subscribe to my YouTube Channel for great content every week! Special thanks to my good friend Tyler Duffy for playing a VERY convincing 3rd generation nut milker.

Comments from Youtube

Weest : I want that big burly man to milk my nuts :)

Kaiser Emile : When he just eats the male nut ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mrs. Nightmare : โ€œThatโ€™s a happy nutโ€ Oh my god-

Trucker Baldwin : The sad thing is people will believe this is real

Gilamex : "I'll show you a nut nipple." ...That's enough internet for the week.

Marlie Young : How much you wanna bet 1 person now think nuts have nipples

Ken James : "You'll never see a happier nut than a fresh milked nut!" We all know how true that is!

Russian Water : THIS MAN IS RESPONCIBLE FOR A GENOCIDE!! he has 500 of those machines draining the life force out of completly innocent and helpless nuts 24/7........

A fat Paki bastard : At first I thought this was a joke then early into the video I thought it was real then at the end I realised it was a joke

InTheFleshInc : How he did this with a straight face is beyond me...

Sebasjinn : As a dairy farmer, this is the piss take video I always dreamed of making. Always wanted to get some toy milking cups and line a bunch of almonds down the bales and do it that way, but this dude did it way better!

Joseph Nieves : I have never been happier to click on a random video

ankit kr : A mouthful of Nut milk a day keeps the doctor away.

Explain Rain : I'm more of a coconut milk person

Axiom Ape : *T H A T' S A H A P P Y N U T*

Queen B : I'm'll happen if you milk a Male almond? *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

exseque : So he works at a sperm bank?

Sgt. Surge : You'll feel the essence of the nut

Wild Man : OMFG really... LMAO I'd think few people would be lining up to drink nut juice ๐Ÿคฃ

WuzNab : Well, they had to make a lot of those nut milkers and now I want one so when people come to my house I can just say Iโ€™m just milking nuts.

Virginia supersands : Did you just assume those nuts genders!?

John Nguyen : I would like to see a blind person hear this


Noname xxx : So inhumane, those nuts should be free range and living in the wild like God destined them to be. They have no form of self defense.

wats up, doc : We have peaked. In this day and age We must speak of How to *โ€œmilk an almondโ€* To the people. Of the world. _amen_

Amnesia Iforget : Almonds have rights too. Your video is quite offensive exposing them like you're some would be nut pimp. You AIN'T ALMOND JAMES BITC..

_Realest. Treyy : Lmao why did it take me a whole minute into the video to figure out if he was joking or not ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ someone pay him his money , he is a good actor!!

Samantha Bode : Definition from the dictionary: milk noun \ หˆmilk \ Definition of milk (Entry 1 of 4) 1a: a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young 1b: milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people 2: a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk

FECKING GOD MF! : *I* *milk* *my* *nuts* *every* *day*

Sikeonize : Ok YouTube usually ur recommended vids suck, but this was good.

Bazooka Llama Productions : "A good wife keeps a man's stomach full and his nuts empty." Well, this guy does the second part by himself. He's got machines for that.

claire Knowles : Fantastic! good to see that you're keeping the nuts free-range, much kinder ๐Ÿ˜Š

BabunKing : Can i do a tripple like?

HelixMaster12 : No almond milk for me this month, it's no nut November.

BusyBob 207 : You feel the essence of the N U T

Paolo Pasaol : People for Ethical Treatment of Almonds would like to have a word with you

chris bashaw : Itโ€™s a hard life, picking stones and pulling teats but sure as Godโ€™s got sandals it beats beating up dudes with treasure trails.

Don Taylor : Vegans are hilarious. Thanks man!


Ella Zhang : the dude looks like Brad from ba test kitchen

The foam Farmer : Feel the essence of the nut, I know I do

fartswallower666 : Nut milking: As Explained by Your Mom.

Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman : Is this an out of season April fools joke?

Miraculously Injured : Best laugh I've had in weeks ๐Ÿคฃ

Whoever Me : How nut makes milk? Nut ain't got no tiddies

Sean Anthony Sollano : Here's a fun game: Every time he says "nut", take a shot

Lord Remuru : Yum I'm about to have some nut juice with my cereal.

Allosyn Carpia : This must have taken a long time to film. With all the retakes, from cracking up laughing.

MafiaCityBoss : Well pretty sure people from city wanted to buy the nut milking tool for something else..